The Great Porn-off

[Fast]

The Great Internet Porn-Off, Cont. | General "Discussion" | Cracked.com Forums.
Most never even made a week without porn.

Interesting read, albeit long.
The 10 Steps to Porn Addiction: Where Are You? | Cracked.com

 

[Vasconcelos]

Interesting?

Are you lot addicted?

 

[Fast]

Dunno but a whole week without porn, maybe so!

 

[Ch3tan]

Fuck that. I'll look at porn when I want thank you very much goodbye.

 

[Fast]

and so u should.

 

[Vasconcelos]

I watch porn once a day. Maybe twice on weekends

I'm addicted

 

[Fast]

Step 9 = win.

The Ten Steps to Porn Addiction: Where are you?

1. You find yourself using a great deal of porn;

2. You often look at porn rather than other things that are not porn;

3. You call in sick to work so you can look at porn;

4. You look at porn while at work;

5. You apply for and take a job where looking at porn is a requirement;

6. You hide your porn habit from your friends and family;

7. You no longer feel the need to hide your porn habit from friends and family;

8. You find yourself reading porn at a funeral;

9. You read porn at the funeral of a man whom you killed for his porn;

10. You have paid for internet porn.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hnpf. Wankathon is much more manly an achievement

 

[megadave]

does that fh porn section exist?

 

[nath]

9. You read porn at the funeral of a man whom you killed for his porn;

10. You have paid for internet porn.

The fact that paying for internet porn is considered a worse offence than killing someone for his porn = win.

 

[CorNokZ]

Fuck that. I'll look at porn when I want thank you very much goodbye.

add a comma!! And please don't thank me at all!

 

[Scouse]

Freaky!

8. You find yourself reading porn at a funeral;

Bought* a double-pack last week on my way to a mate's dad's funeral. I figured he could do with a laugh.

Hugely inappropriate, but went down rather well, actually. Much like the ladies therein




*first time I'd done that in, I dunno, eighteen years? I wank for free.

 

[TdC]

I wank for free.

I freely wank!

 

[old.Tohtori]

I freely wank!

Free Wanky - a "touching" story about a boy trying to free a trapped beast.

 

[Ch3tan]

does that fh porn section exist?

You aren't involved? Shame on you, shame.

 

[Deld]

I'm addicted I think. Can go a day or two days if I'm tired and don't conciously think about it. But I cut my dick and still had the urge to crack one out and whilst doing it I knew it was a bad idea and I would regret it but couldn't stop myself.

 

[Zenith.UK]

but i cut my dick and still had the urge to crack one out and whilst doing it i knew it was a bad idea and i would regret it but couldn't stop myself.

T.M.I!!!
:touch:

 

[Wazzerphuk]

6. You hide your porn habit from your friends and family;

7. You no longer feel the need to hide your porn habit from friends and family;

I honestly don't know what to say. That's utter, utter nonsense

 

[Fast]

I honestly don't know what to say. That's utter, utter nonsense

We are all wankers basically

 

[old.Tohtori]

Real question ofcourse is; how many of you went to watch porn after reading this thread?

 

[Edmond]

what does it mean if was watching porn as i read this thread...?

 

[russell]

what does it mean if was watching porn as i read this thread...?

its just the norm -you always awtch po=rn x

 

[Jiggs]

I'm addicted I think. Can go a day or two days if I'm tired and don't conciously think about it. But I cut my dick and still had the urge to crack one out and whilst doing it I knew it was a bad idea and I would regret it but couldn't stop myself.

Always re-member to moistu-rise.

 

[Scouse]

Always re-member to moistu-rise.

Skinless?