Film The General Film Thread

[Scouse]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH25LjG7R7k

 

[Scouse]

Just rewatched 2001: A Space Odyssey.

I forgot what a staggeringly poweful piece of art it is.

It's a shame cinema doesn't often try to reach for the stars, so to speak, much any more.

 

[Scouse]

Enjoyed the new Spider Man film. They seem to be on a run of pretty good ones with him.

 

[BloodOmen]

Demon City (Netflix) was "ok" one of those "Watch it once" movies, it's a mad Japanese action movie.

 

[caLLous]

 

[BloodOmen]

Looks rather good


View: https://youtu.be/rN9F6-tbySY

 

[DaGaffer]

Looks rather good


View: https://youtu.be/rN9F6-tbySY

You've got to be kidding

 

[Gwadien]

You've got to be kidding

Following the death of his father, Jay Gardiner goes diving off the coast of California in search of his remains. He soon finds himself in a desperate fight for survival when he's swallowed whole by a massive whale. Trapped inside its belly, he must figure out a way to escape as his oxygen supply starts to run out.

 

[Deebs]

Following the death of his father, Jay Gardiner goes diving off the coast of California in search of his remains. He soon finds himself in a desperate fight for survival when he's swallowed whole by a massive whale. Trapped inside its belly, he must figure out a way to escape as his oxygen supply starts to run out.

Fucking hell. What a shit story.

I would turn it into an 18, ensure when he gets swallowed by the sperm whale he has to swim through gallons and gallons of jism, when he finally reaches the end he emerges onto a pr0n set with a thousand women waiting for him.

Reckon my story is better.

 

[BloodOmen]

Fucking hell. What a shit story.

I would turn it into an 18, ensure when he gets swallowed by the sperm whale he has to swim through gallons and gallons of jism, when he finally reaches the end he emerges onto a pr0n set with a thousand women waiting for him.

Reckon my story is better.

Here, just because you want to swim through jism doesn't mean everyone does

 

[Scouse]

They could probably sell that jism as a facial cream and women'd lap it up.

Camping with a group of mates at Uni and one of the girls piped up that she wanted to was her hair in it but lamented a lack of volume. We all took a double take then offered.

Bukkake before I'd even heard the word. Unfortunately she turned us down.

 

[georgie]

Fucking hell. What a shit story.

I would turn it into an 18, ensure when he gets swallowed by the sperm whale he has to swim through gallons and gallons of jism, when he finally reaches the end he emerges onto a pr0n set with a thousand women waiting for him.

Reckon my story is better.

I feel you might have fundamentally misunderstood what a sperm whale actually is...

 

[BloodOmen]

I feel you might have fundamentally misunderstood what a sperm whale actually is...

Probably thinks its a fat bird thats just been creampied

 

[BloodOmen]

View: https://youtu.be/EQyHkXMr59I

 

[Gwadien]

Please stop @BloodOmen !!!!

 

[Scouse]

Actually, it made me laugh

I mean. It's objectively awful. But lol.

 

[Scouse]

I can thoroughly recommend this:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UfrzDKrhEc

 

[Gwadien]

I can thoroughly recommend this:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UfrzDKrhEc

How can you recommend something that isn't out?

 

[Scouse]

How can you recommend something that isn't out?

Been out since 2025 - just got round to seeing it.

It's excellent.

If you're struggling to get hold, set sail. You might find it in a secret cove.

 

[BloodOmen]

New resident evil movie is quite good. Doesn't follow the games character wise but does follow it lore/story wise.

7/10 from me

 

[caLLous]

 

[caLLous]

More probably unlookawayfromable line-blurring weirdness from Nathan Fielder...

 

[Scouse]

What's it actually about @caLLous - I see she was a healthcare exec that went to jail, but even the articles about her seem enigmatic

 

[Gwadien]

What's it actually about @caLLous - I see she was a healthcare exec that went to jail, but even the articles about her seem enigmatic

She 'created' a device that could immediately do blood tests - for more and more things as time went on.

Got billions in funding and it turned out she hadn't made shit.

 

[Deebs]

She 'created' a device that could immediately do blood tests - for more and more things as time went on.

Got billions in funding and it turned out she hadn't made shit.

I have a device similar to that, it is my extremely sophisticated cunt spotter. Where do I go to obtain a few million in funding?

Fucksake it has only gone fucking mental whilst I type this, ah figured it out I had @Scouse visible on the screen, the moment I scrolled further down it went quiet, great test.

 

[Scouse]