The Gay Test

[cHodAX]

I took the test for Laddey and he got 100% gayness!


Channel 4's Gay-O-Meter

 

[pikeh]

23% apparently :E

 

[cHodAX]

23% apparently :E

You are all man!

 

[pikeh]

You are all man!

I've got long-ish hair and I moisturise!

 

[cHodAX]

I've got long-ish hair and I moisturise!

Omg you dirty fag bum-bandit pud-pirate! You should be ashamed and stuff!

 

[pikeh]

Omg you dirty fag bum-bandit pud-pirate! You should be ashamed and stuff!

haha xD

 

[Lamp]

One day in the future, Chodax, something really unpleasant is going to happen involving you, and a strange man's penis.

 

[Jarahl]

20% apparently Oo

 

[crispy]

40%

Is that good or bad?

 

[cHodAX]

One day in the future, Chodax, something really unpleasant is going to happen involving you, and a strange man's penis.

I fell on Docwolfe's cock last night and it wasn't that unpleasent really, my arsehole was a bit sore afterwards but accidents happen...

 

[cHodAX]

40%

Is that good or bad?

Umm, lets just say that what your family have long suspected for many years is probably true.



Either that or you like the c0ck and the minge!

 

[crispy]

Hmm it said i should loosen up because todays women want some softer edges to grab on to...

I should have checked the 'use alot of lube in bed' and 'finds my best friend attactive' options... That will certainly attract some femmes

Umm, lets just say that what your family have long suspected for many years is probably true.



Either that or you like the c0ck and the minge!

So its good for you?

 

[Iceforge]

23% here also... told me to loosen up.... But to be frank, some of those questions was stupid.... Many of them didn't really offer an answer that would be really fitting...
Like, ever recieved a sex toy as a gift.... how the fuck are you supposed to control that?
Oh, my friends gave me a sex toy, I must be soft around the edges!
or; No, my friends didn't give it to me, that makes me oh so freaking manly and stubborn... come on?

 

[cHodAX]

I was given a blow up sheep once, I should probably have answered yes to the sex toy question.

 

[Billargh]

26%

 

[Mey]

16% "just way to straight for these modern times mate..."

 

[Uara]

26% "loosen up my straight mate"

 

[Huntingtons]

wtf

would you rather:

meet your favorite footballer?
be your favorite footballer?

WHAT A LOAD OF SHITTY QUESTIONS - i want to stop taking it in protest but im curious what ill be - oh the moral dilemma vs curiosity

but fuck me i got scared when it ticked all the way up when loading

36% tho. but fuck me some shitty questions, they should die those who made it.

 

[Marc]

Jesus! I shit myself at first because at the end of the test, the results thingy went up to 100%, but I didnt see the "click here to get your results thing"

Im 36% gay

 

[cHodAX]

Does 36% gay mean you will only suck but not swallow? Like Vlad!

 

[Laddey]

Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto!

Ha! In your face motherfuckers!

 

[Lamp]

26%

 

[Olgaline]

16%

 

[haarewin]

Well I've out-gayed the lot of you (shock!)

63%
Careful! You're not a gay cliché yet, but you are well on your way. Bet all the girlie girls just adore you!

It's true. They do.

 

[kirennia]

13%, too hetero for these times etc etc. Bit of a shitty test though to be honest.

 

[Edmond]

60%......Hmmmm

'Congratulations! You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero male'

Well bully for me


although surely 'right in the middle' would be 50%, would it not?

Maths was never my strong point at school, half the people in my class were good at it, the other half were shit, and the other 10% of them just got by........

 

[Aoami]

46%

 

[old.windforce]

36%, and i don't belief the soft edges crap

 

[Morphius]

what is this soft edges crap? women hardly like to suck bubblegum...

 

[russell]

I am 46% lesbian