..why is it not working?
"I cannot connect to the ReviewPost database. [$php_errormsg]"
How the hell am I supposed to see my postcount now?!
Wow, I have no idea how the hell you figured that out!
nerd.My quest for your answer started when I was 4 years old!
I was raised by tibettan monks in a secret temple high up in the himalayas (the very same one that featured in tomb raider!) and there I studied the ancient arts of Pee Haytch Pee! after 20 years of studying I left and spent 15 years in the most sacred vatican libraries, deciphering the dead sea scrolls and - to my shock - I learnt that the answer to your secret was long ago foretold by the dinosaurs! (in dinosaur language ofc).
Finally, I found the answer by watching jurassic park 2, the Trex actually says the answer while he's attacking that trailer on the edge of the cliff, (that is why he's so angry you see!).
nerd.