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Chuck Norris touching you with his [i]face[/i] Yea or Nay?


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TdC

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Face contact! the final frontier! Chuck Norris rubbing his manly stubble-clad chin on you! Can you dig it?

This question once again the result of a seemingly perfectly innocent conversation via pm with another mod who shall remain nameless. Somehow it turned to CN touching one's person with his face. It's driving me insane!
 

TdC

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fah, you'd love a nice manly chin-rub ;)
 

TdC

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lies. everyone knows I'm cheap as chips, me :p
 

Will

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I have voted yes, because I'd rather have a chin rub than a roundhouse kick.
 

TdC

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pff you say that to all the sailors :p
 

babs

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I voted for the one with my name, but a really un-interesting piece of trivia for you is that the self-same Mr Norris is actually a Master in the Martial Art I study.

Trufax!
 

evzy

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Chuck is my beatch...no way I would let him have the honour of touching my face...

YOU HEAR THAT CHUCK???

NO FUCKING WAY!!!!
 

throdgrain

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I voted for the one with my name, but a really un-interesting piece of trivia for you is that the self-same Mr Norris is actually a Master in the Martial Art I study.

Trufax!

The Martial Art of pie-eating?? :eek:
 

Bullitt

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Chuck Norris is the incarnation of all things awesome, when he's not wrestling Cyclops or eating courage and crapping victory he's relaxing in his castle which is situated atop a floating mountain.

His stubble is made from black diamond and grates sheet iron into iron filings.

I don't want face filings so no, i wouldn't let him.

In retaliation he might rape and burn my entire family alive but i'd be thankful for him sparing me in the onslaught.
 

Skyler

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Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.

Seriously.. we made shit jokes like that in First School...
 

tris-

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Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.

Seriously.. we made shit jokes like that in First School...

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