Film The Forbidden Kingdom

Trem

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For anyone that remembers Monkey! this film is a must. It has Jet Li and Jackie Chan for starters, it is so corny its great. The main good guy in it is a blonde Monkey! sort of a cross between Monkey! and Pigsie.

Its a great film to pass an hour or two and a must for any of the 70/80s kung fu fans.

I miss Monkey! so very much, my favourite show of all time. Must....buy.....boxset.
 

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Its Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon vs the Karate Kid.

urgh.

I cant even stomach the thought of it.

Although if it does turn out not to be a load of cock, let us know :p
 

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Its not a load of cock, if you watch it in the right frame of mind its very enjoyable. I can imagine it was a film I would of loved when I was younger.

You are just a miserable old queen now ECA admit it.....ADMIT IT!

:eek:
 

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It's been released in America but not England. Supposed to be at cinema's June. Trem can you send me the link you used.
 

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MONKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D


That is all.
 

Trem

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Monkey was a load of SHIT.

Once and for all you have prooved that you are a massive gay :eek:

Monkey! was the best thing ever made ever.
 

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Oooo you stupid pig!!!!
 

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watched grham norton show today only coz jackie chan was on it.

was preety obvious norton had no fucking clue who jackie chan was, JC was great tho the bit about finger rubbing on a plane was uber funney
 

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If you liked Monkey, have a sense of humour and go into this film in the correct mind then you'll f00king LOVE this.

It's wicked. :)
 

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Honestly, it was WANK. I'd have rather watched 'We are the Champions' than that shite.

We Are The Champions was GREAT. Ron Pickering, jumpers for goalposts, marvelous. You'll be slagging off Runaround next.
 

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It's just a sense of humour style that Tom obviously doesn't like. Personally, I was spooging from the first scene because I knew exactly what they were trying to do. Unlike Indiana Jones plot wasn't that important for this film (although I'd say it's plot was better than Indy's!).

Throw your brains away, pretend to be a child and just go with this one... :)
 

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