the fking lottery

[scooby-doo]

god knows how many years iv'e been doing it,since it started anyway.put on at least 2 quid a week and bought countless scratchcards and ive won fuckall,nothing. i must be the worlds most unlukiest person.if i fell in a bucket of tits i'd come up sucking my thumb.

 

[mank!]

rofl!

"if i fell in a bucket of tits i'd come up sucking my thumb."

That, my sir, is great. Thanks.

You also have more chance of being struck by lightning twice than winning the lottery, or something

 

[Tom]

Somebody's gotta win. Might as well be you.

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by scooby-doo
if i fell in a bucket of tits i'd come up sucking my thumb.

But that means you are still sucking a tit

 

[Panda On Smack]

Total Posts: 3427 (8.65 posts per day)

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Panda On Smack
Total Posts: 3427 (8.65 posts per day)

Its nice to be reminded of my post count.

Unfortunately I am way behind on my goal of 25 posts a day.

 

[Mr.Monkey]

Just plonk your money in a savings account.

I "won" £300 in interest last year.

SORTED.

 

[mank!]

Total Posts: 992 (0.95 posts per day)



rofflez

 

[Panda On Smack]

heh

the old 'job' gets in the way of posting on BW

 

[mank!]

What's a jjjob?

oh, and dys posts from work. I think we should find out where he works and tell his boss, it'll stop most of his posting.

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by mank!
oh, and dys posts from work. I think we should find out where he works and tell his boss, it'll stop most of his posting.

My job makes me post on BW

 

[mank!]

That bad is it?

 

[Panda On Smack]

your boss must be proud

 

[dysfunction]

Careful! You're in danger of doubling your post count!

 

[Panda On Smack]

almost at 1,000!

 

[S-Gray]

Yeah.. ive yet to win a tenner+ so far i do £6 p/w (£3 per Lottery), and i get 3 numbers.. yeah i do, just not on the same fuckin line, either 2 on 1, and 1 on another, or 3 numbers but one is bonus...

:/

I'll cry when i win the first tenner.. :/

 

[mank!]

suckers

 

[Mr^B]

So many people with such a flimsy grasp of statistics...

 

[Mr.Monkey]

(0.19 posts per day):whip:

 

[~Mobius~]

Originally posted by scooby-doo
if i fell in a bucket of tits i'd come up sucking my thumb.

Stolen from The Office.

 

[~Mobius~]

Originally posted by scooby-doo
if i fell in a bucket of tits i'd come up sucking my thumb.

Stolen from The Office.

 

[~Mobius~]

Originally posted by scooby-doo
if i fell in a bucket of tits i'd come up sucking my thumb.

Stolen from The Office.

 

[~Mobius~]

Originally posted by scooby-doo
if i fell in a bucket of tits i'd come up sucking my thumb.

Stolen from The Office.

 

[~Mobius~]

Originally posted by scooby-doo
if i fell in a bucket of tits i'd come up sucking my thumb.

Stolen from The Office.

 

[FatBusinessman]

M-M-M-M-MONSTER POST!!!

 

[Mr.Monkey]

MAybe it was, but 5 posts saying it?

o_0

 

[Xtro]

Wanking off over Angelina Jolie's full sized tits would equate winning the lottery.

Sadly the odds of that happening are about the same as winning the lottery.

It'd certainly make for a more interesting Lotter Winners show.

 

[Clowneh!]

i heard that from the office (i do not watch it)

 

[PR.]

Who said it in The Office then?

 

[mank!]

What's the office?