The European official language

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Technodave, Feb 20, 2006.

  1. Technodave

    Technodave One of Freddy's beloved

    The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
    will be the official language of the European Union rather than German,
    which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's
    Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and
    has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as
    "Euro-English."

    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c." Sertainly, this will make
    the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of
    "k." This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
    troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
    fotograf 20 persent shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to
    reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments
    will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a
    deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the
    silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
    "z," and "w" with "v." During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd
    from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl
    riten styl.

    Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
    understand ech oza.

    Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
     
  2. Thorwyn

    Thorwyn FH is my second home

    Tilda postet ziz befor i sink :(

    funni neverseles :)
     
  3. Technodave

    Technodave One of Freddy's beloved

    nerf my crapy repost then :mad:
     
  4. Ame

    Ame Fledgling Freddie

    Not sure, I prefered it when Technodave posted it.
     
  5. Darksword

    Darksword Can't get enough of FH

  6. Haggus

    Haggus Can't get enough of FH

  7. Karl

    Karl Fledgling Freddie

    hehe :D
     

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