the elf list must b disbanded

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cougar-

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Originally posted by old.Tdaer
peace friends - were all from the tree-huggin realm of N00bernia.

where history repeats itself on a dayly basis. You see, hib are programmed to be noobs. At least most of them.

<Typical Day in Hib>
log in
Goto Heelur to get rez sick restored
horse to ligen
kill mid fg camping left side of the gorge - 5 trolls behind 1 tree . ( most bards just AE mezz all the trees, and get lucky )
run to emain die by fomorian tower ( 2 fg albs hiding there )
back to heelur
horse to ligen
kill <insert random infil / minstrel name> in gorge
run to emain ( take different route, get aggrod by 10 blue cons run away)
get to amg
hib zerg is there Oo
they all just logged there from the night before
stand around amg
you hear <random hib> ALBS INC !!!!!
you see 1 greencon Avalonian caster
5 FG hibs charge at this guy
he's running towards agm - has aggro granny chasing him - he's fuked
hib then chase a squabler back to apk where a alb relic take force is waiting for more people to port ..
Death msgs pop up
in this time - i'm still standing on the amg waiting to shoot someone.
i see 1 fg nobly run thru the gates
more hibs die
2 fg hibs arrive from crim
<alliance> Nolby #$%#@^@ dead !
<alliance> did u get Xanatea ?
<alliance> he ran into guards
<alliance> ##%$^#
Albs start to gather at amg
3 hibs on the opposite end, running up and down to create the illusion of a mass of hibs on our side .. albions only see 50 little legs run past .. - theres a standoff
I shoot - hit bt
i shoot - miss
Kindad shoots you with his bow - Doh !
hide behind the wall
recover
more hibs arrive
Agaton blows a kiss to you - Doh !
<insert random NERF See Hidden comment >
1 grey con troll runns up to amg
bard kills him with 1 DD
everyone laughspams him for the next 5 mins
he autoreleases
turn to albion side - i see 10 albs
i use True Sight - my fps goes to red
i now see 50 people
Hibs charge
Hibs chase albs back to apk
Alpha kills them all
Agaton attack me with his Axe
Poisoned
I slip and fall over the amg
Doh !
no safe fall
Welcome to Tir na Mbeo
:D

lovely day in emain !! yup

</day>

haha.hahahaa.
 
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PJS

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Hmm the largest most well disguised +1 eva :)

grats
 
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tuathra

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saady :(

u know uve made a mistake... :(

its "elfies",

and the logical conclusion "the elfies-list"

- Tua
 
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old.Nol

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reckon the feckers should return to their blasted Westlands and take all those hairyfooted, tobacco smoking, short shits with them...we don't want no blasted smelly slanty eyed, pointy eared, badly named, girly build, shoulder pad wearing faeries thnx...

fekking celts, the lot of ya...

Join the Hibernian Front, and say no to anything that isn't ginger!!1!oneone
 
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Danya

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Originally posted by old.Nol
reckon the feckers should return to their blasted Westlands and take all those hairyfooted, tobacco smoking, short shits with them...we don't want no blasted smelly slanty eyed, pointy eared, badly named, girly build, shoulder pad wearing faeries thnx...

fekking celts, the lot of ya...

Join the Hibernian Front, and say no to anything that isn't ginger!!1!oneone
ginger celts > all :-o
 
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-Nuked-

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:( what elf list? why arnt i on it? :( why didnt i know about it sooner :(
 
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Faeldawn

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Originally posted by tuathra
saady :(

u know uve made a mistake... :(

its "elfies",

and the logical conclusion "the elfies-list"

- Tua

Manual Page 54, "Elfe"

Hence "Elfe's-list" ;)
 
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censi

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If you pop TS near AMG your likely to go LD from the suddenly loading of additional players. its true.
 
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Whisperess

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Originally posted by old.Tdaer
turn to albion side - i see 10 albs
i use True Sight - my fps goes to red
That made me laugh so much :D
 

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