the elf list must b disbanded

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old.Tzeentch

Guest
Well the elfs list is one of the biggest feck-ups in the game really.
Well at least as it is now.

My reg elf group was the first group that did elfs in CF on regular basis. U can even say we found it. When we come there it was always empty. We did take some outsiders to it and bammm it was camped daily.

But thats the background. Now to why it should b abonded( the elf list that is).

The elf list is a GREAT way for the non-lifers to xp. The luris, swedes, etc etc.

They can come there at 08.00 and get on and stay for 16 hours.

We that have work and comes home at 17.00 can never use the great xp that r elfs. The list is always full and we r like 100 + in que.

Something must b done. I say lets disband elfslist and camp the spot. The elfs spot easily can take 2 groups.

Im lvl 50 so i dont care but my fellow comrades is frustrated of the lack of spots in elfs list. The list surely contains of enough members to do 2 groups.

Im at work (well its only 11.00 here) so cant type a smarter and more sensible post Boss might come any sec.....

But i just wanted to get the discussion going. I will prolly take my xp group to elfs and camp it soon even if there is a group there. But wanted to hear what u tought about this,



Hyperventilate it ;p

(btw i dont have anything as my first language so dont flame the typing or ...)
 
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old.Tzeentch

Guest
Tdaer Elvenshade
Gimped Elf Ranger - Excal


it's ok mate, i understand
 
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old.Tdaer

Guest
oooh ooooo Mr. Big I'm a elf who deleted my char and whines about it every day ... Oo






:m00: :m00: :m00:


elf out
 
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saltymcpepper

Guest
elfs are boring. you should go to lurikieen city in the bog or maybe even do glimmer celts in sheeroe :D
 
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Danya

Guest
Leave the celts. Elfs are better xp anyway. Except for Luri's they rock. :D
 
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eneq

Guest
Here is some more quotes

"Quit your job then, quite simple."

"People who dont like fins or the list shouldnt complain, noone are forceing them to participate, go out and make your own group just the way you like it."

" it's a necessary, imperfect evil, "

"In game name, lvl. U r sure not the first pb grp there dude, unless u started to lvl the first day otherwise u r not the first one trust me. To my understand u r trying to claim the spot as urs?"

"So u can´t get into the fin´s grp due to those 16h a day players and u r pissed? Same here, some lvls cost me 2 weeks "
(btw need to comment on this fellow. He posts this and STILL thinks elflist is good......*shakes head* )

"Next question I have to ask is why is this not sitting in a Hibernia forum?"
(need to comment this also. One of the smartest replies to thread really)

"are you that dumb or are do you just appear to be because you dont speak the language you're trying to communicate in?"
Very good post also made the topic jump miles in progress

"i enjoy the xping part "
Here is 1 rare dude

"accept the rules, good tip is to get up 8 in the morning and ask to be put on the list "

" i think the best thing for u to do is quit this game coz your shite."
AS 1 poster did above taking the topic miles in progress.

"i bet you have never taken a mob that you as a pbaoer cant hurt"
The smart replies kept pouring in

"I think that the fins list should stay forever, even if its only purpose is to irritate eneq."
This post didnt make the thread leap miles, it was lightyears

"you sir, are a tit."
Well....

"mom i dont wanna wait! i want candy now!"
1 guy that tough her mom could read what he typed on Comp.
I wont post what he posted when he tried to go to bathroom.
Some powergamers really thinks u can do all actions with keyboard ;/


"You can actually get to 50 and have a blast in rvr AND have a real life"
And the answer to that qoute was surprising to us that have work wife babies..
"Hard when all ppl running with rr4+ and have IP"

DAmn i cant have real life becasue peeps running around having IP !!

"now let's all eat pie"
Another powergamer that thinks we actually can meet and eat pie,,Lucky him mom comes by with pie now and then,,,,

"which results in short-time players such as yourself missing most of the action. Welcome to MMORPGs."
This one thinks the non-16-hours-a-day-powergamers should really drop out of school and work to get into finslist. Or else they shouldnt play mmorpg and if they do they should shut up when big boys r playing.

Well hope u read this qoutes i meade from the funny side.
THEY R NOT MEANT TO B INFORMATIVE ABOUT THE POSTS MADE B THEM I QUTED !!

Some qoute i brought out of concept to make them sounds strange AND funny !

oooh and btw thx for bringing my misplaced thread into the right forum,
And btw number 2 is replace all words that start with "fi" and ends with "ns" with the word elf and u stay in character.
 
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CBH_Popov

Guest
I aint never taking my Elph ass to CF ever again - damn murdering Firbies :twak:
 
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elerand

Guest
I'm concerned that the cursed forest may actually be cursed, was there 3 hours the other day, some drop hunting and epic armour quests, I never went to the fins and I still wanted to run screaming into the distance...

I waas pretty sure looking at the trees the other day the branches formed an image of a sailing boat, like one of those strange pictures.

No, I really think it's bonkers in there :D
 
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old.Tdaer

Guest
peace friends - were all from the tree-huggin realm of N00bernia.

where history repeats itself on a dayly basis. You see, hib are programmed to be noobs. At least most of them.

<Typical Day in Hib>
log in
Goto Heelur to get rez sick restored
horse to ligen
kill mid fg camping left side of the gorge - 5 trolls behind 1 tree . ( most bards just AE mezz all the trees, and get lucky )
run to emain die by fomorian tower ( 2 fg albs hiding there )
back to heelur
horse to ligen
kill <insert random infil / minstrel name> in gorge
run to emain ( take different route, get aggrod by 10 blue cons run away)
get to amg
hib zerg is there Oo
they all just logged there from the night before
stand around amg
you hear <random hib> ALBS INC !!!!!
you see 1 greencon Avalonian caster
5 FG hibs charge at this guy
he's running towards agm - has aggro granny chasing him - he's fuked
hib then chase a squabler back to apk where a alb relic take force is waiting for more people to port ..
Death msgs pop up
in this time - i'm still standing on the amg waiting to shoot someone.
i see 1 fg nobly run thru the gates
more hibs die
2 fg hibs arrive from crim
<alliance> Nolby #$%#@^@ dead !
<alliance> did u get Xanatea ?
<alliance> he ran into guards
<alliance> ##%$^#
Albs start to gather at amg
3 hibs on the opposite end, running up and down to create the illusion of a mass of hibs on our side .. albions only see 50 little legs run past .. - theres a standoff
I shoot - hit bt
i shoot - miss
Kindad shoots you with his bow - Doh !
hide behind the wall
recover
more hibs arrive
Agaton blows a kiss to you - Doh !
<insert random NERF See Hidden comment >
1 grey con troll runns up to amg
bard kills him with 1 DD
everyone laughspams him for the next 5 mins
he autoreleases
turn to albion side - i see 10 albs
i use True Sight - my fps goes to red
i now see 50 people
Hibs charge
Hibs chase albs back to apk
Alpha kills them all
Agaton attack me with his Axe
Poisoned
I slip and fall over the amg
Doh !
no safe fall
Welcome to Tir na Mbeo
:D

lovely day in emain !! yup

</day>
 
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Danya

Guest
tdaer... go to CF then, the firbies need to farm you. ;)
 
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<Harle>

Guest
Tdaer: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

haven't laughed that much since...uhmmm...last post of Tzee maybe, but anyway, funneh :D
 
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FredaOfAxiom

Guest
On behalf of firby kind I must say... Luris make excellent carpets and it only takes one /sit to get a lovely throw rug until you can gain enough for that oh so lovely carpet you desired ;)

Elves on the other hand give us hammocks!!! Now what firby would be with out that accessory in their home? Of course it takes 2 evles to gain a hammock but in the mean time you have a cheap cloak and by using the ears as the ties problem solved!

Keep the elves list :clap:
 
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gunner440

Guest
bizzupm again for the sons of scotland ! aye tzeeeeeee
 
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hrun

Guest
Originally posted by old.Tzeentch
The elf list is a GREAT way for the non-lifers to xp. The luris, swedes, etc etc.
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Click to expand...

:uhoh:
 
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ilaya

Guest
yes Hrun.. they think that little of us (no pun intended)

MUHAHA! time to execute THE PLAN! kill the elphs and the stinky firbys! silly celts will be in pub and wont notice! TAKE OVER HIBERNIA!

/mumbles summit obscene... waves hammer and bangs shield.. gets evil glint in eye.. then falls asleep.. drunk
 
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hrun

Guest
k.. ur deffo pinky.. I r the Brain :p

(the (swedish) luris will rise!11!)
 
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vintervargen

Guest
Originally posted by old.Tdaer
peace friends - were all from the tree-huggin realm of N00bernia.

where history repeats itself on a dayly basis. You see, hib are programmed to be noobs. At least most of them.

<Typical Day in Hib>
log in
Goto Heelur to get rez sick restored
horse to ligen
kill mid fg camping left side of the gorge - 5 trolls behind 1 tree . ( most bards just AE mezz all the trees, and get lucky )
run to emain die by fomorian tower ( 2 fg albs hiding there )
back to heelur
horse to ligen
kill <insert random infil / minstrel name> in gorge
run to emain ( take different route, get aggrod by 10 blue cons run away)
get to amg
hib zerg is there Oo
they all just logged there from the night before
stand around amg
you hear <random hib> ALBS INC !!!!!
you see 1 greencon Avalonian caster
5 FG hibs charge at this guy
he's running towards agm - has aggro granny chasing him - he's fuked
hib then chase a squabler back to apk where a alb relic take force is waiting for more people to port ..
Death msgs pop up
in this time - i'm still standing on the amg waiting to shoot someone.
i see 1 fg nobly run thru the gates
more hibs die
2 fg hibs arrive from crim
<alliance> Nolby #$%#@^@ dead !
<alliance> did u get Xanatea ?
<alliance> he ran into guards
<alliance> ##%$^#
Albs start to gather at amg
3 hibs on the opposite end, running up and down to create the illusion of a mass of hibs on our side .. albions only see 50 little legs run past .. - theres a standoff
I shoot - hit bt
i shoot - miss
Kindad shoots you with his bow - Doh !
hide behind the wall
recover
more hibs arrive
Agaton blows a kiss to you - Doh !
<insert random NERF See Hidden comment >
1 grey con troll runns up to amg
bard kills him with 1 DD
everyone laughspams him for the next 5 mins
he autoreleases
turn to albion side - i see 10 albs
i use True Sight - my fps goes to red
i now see 50 people
Hibs charge
Hibs chase albs back to apk
Alpha kills them all
Agaton attack me with his Axe
Poisoned
I slip and fall over the amg
Doh !
no safe fall
Welcome to Tir na Mbeo
:D

lovely day in emain !! yup

</day>
Click to expand...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!
 
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Whandall

Guest
What exactly is that ELF everbody is talking about? :rolleyes:
 
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