The "clever title" news thread!

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zardoz

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2 ideas: -

No friday news is good friday news

(DNA quote title for tohori)

Anything that happens, happens, anything that in happening causes something else to happen also happens, anything that doesn't happen is usually the Friday news
 
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klavrynd

Guest
" Daq taH joq ghobe' Daq taH"

We've started translating the game to Klingon for fun, so 1.62 is 3 lightyears away
 
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old.tRoG

Guest
To infinity, and beyond!

... Oh, wait, wrong phrase...
 
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vincibility

Guest
You could, also, just call it 'The Friday News: 18th of July' and so on and so forth and just post the news in it?

Because that's all most people care about, I guess. Flashy news tittles can be for one-off news events, not something that is supposed to be a weekly event.
 
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krait

Guest
May as well join in the silly title idea.................. New Clear Fish on Friday.
:p
 
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vindicat0r

Guest
The Friendly Nerf bat warning.

Or

And now teh news dont touch that dial!! on Friday
 
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Worm_th

Guest
Ummm.... how about something like...

Friday News: Patch Delayed...
We have decided that due to regional french strikes, general laziness on behalf of the translation team and a seadling of intellegence from the Lead GM's we have decided to delay the release of 1.62 because Mythic are stoooopid and cant fix the drastic change to the fundimental combat system with our product... have a nice day and please eat more Brie.

Signed,
Kemor

alternatively...
We so short of cash because people keep pissing off to other games that are newer and more fun, we have had to sack the editor, and writers for our friday news...

signed
Kemor

as an almost sarcastic, but fearfully realistic suggestion..
Kemor are you french by chance?

Viva da revelution!

{edited for drunken english man style typo's}
 
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old.tRoG

Guest
"Friday News looking for a title!"

You unimaginitive bastids :eek:
 
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Brunore

Guest
How about....

"The Friday News ... HAHA not really Pwnd!!1 imo"
 
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rolgar

Guest
Please stop this !

Or risk that GOA spends 17 weeks creating a poll in their oh so essential polling boot thingy to let us choose the friday news title.
(While they hope that we will 2 busy polling and not notice they forgot to fix the chrons)
 
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Addlcove

Guest
Originally posted by rolgar

(While they hope that we will 2 busy polling and not notice they forgot to fix the chrons)
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they didn´t forget....

enough said

and if you don´t like GOA´s way of doing things


Damini says smile :)
 
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makgsnake

Guest
maybe you could add a sound :confused:

*cough*
*homer voice*

Mmmmm Friday Newzzz

no?.... :p
 
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Stonebits

Guest
The Friday News - It does exactly what it says on the tin


<looks at tin, tin mentions chronicals... uh oh.... :uhoh: >
 
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parisienscot

Guest
Maybe the Friday News should be signed. On the Camelot Herald we always know if it's Sanya, the big boss, or some dev posting, on the European site it seems much colder as we don't know who's posting.
 
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Brunore

Guest
Originally posted by parisienscot
Maybe the Friday News should be signed. On the Camelot Herald we always know if it's Sanya, the big boss, or some dev posting, on the European site it seems much colder as we don't know who's posting.
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You really expect those monkeh's to spell thier name as well?

sheesh :p
 
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Draylor

Guest
"Heres how we wasted our time this week"

"Desperately trying to justify my salary"

"Heres what we still havent fixed"

"1000 words about nothing"

"Are you guys dumb enough to believe this?"

etc

I love GOA really, honest :p
 
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vintervargen

Guest
"Friday News - Huge whine on vnboards have led to the un-nerf of zerks and sb's"
 
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Arnor

Guest
Originally posted by parisienscot
Maybe the Friday News should be signed. On the Camelot Herald we always know if it's Sanya, the big boss, or some dev posting, on the European site it seems much colder as we don't know who's posting.
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what is this supposed to be? carebears?


does it really matter if you have a name at the bottom?

for all you know sanya might be just made up.

sheesh



-Arnor
 
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parisienscot

Guest
Originally posted by Arnor
what is this supposed to be? carebears?
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Yes! They all had their own name - although I'll maybe not go as far as asking all GOA staff to have a different cutie picture tatooed to their chests for easier identification. ;)
 
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old.Hellskor

Guest
Originally posted by parisienscot
Yes! They all had their own name - although I'll maybe not go as far as asking all GOA staff to have a different cutie picture tatooed to their chests for easier identification. ;)
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as an alternative, we could burn those funky 'tattoos' in there chests <ewul laughter>





(j/k)
 
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Addlcove

Guest
Originally posted by Arnor
for all you know sanya might be just made up.
-Arnor
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and they hired an actress to play her at that meet 'n' greet thing? ;)
 
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Falcon

Guest
"Yay we've found another reason to toss it off and not do any real work" ?
 
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