The "clever title" news thread!

[kemor]

The <insert clever title here> for a news thread!

Hiyas folks, ladies...

Our "clever title for news" pool is getting empty, time to fill it up!
If you have some interesting, funny, clever titles for the Friday News, something of course "proper", then feel free to post in this thread

All yours.


(sticking the thread for the day)

 

[old.tRoG]

How about, 'Warning: This may send you into a spiraling pit of depression'?

Or, the 'We've run out of clever things to call the Friday news news'

Possibly, 'tRoG is the daddy'

Maybe, 'GOA in Friday news on Friday shocker!'

Edit~

'The Friday Miracle' (Use this one for announcing patch release dates )

 

[Addlcove]

"these news will send another howl of frustration through BW"

"Time to patch ..... nah just kidding, another 3 weeks to go"

"Kemor and Zargar went on vacation, and noone else can type a proper english, no news"

 

[Flimgoblin]

"We hate you all, but we thought we'd give you the news anyway."

hrm must be morning

 

[old.Tohtori]

*cracks knuckles*

Ahem.

*stretches a bit*

Hommm....

*looks at the keyboard for a moment in respect*

......

*writes with blazing arcs of light and fire with grand gestures that could be only described as divine*

Friday News - Hide the Noose

It is written.

 

[Flimgoblin]

"Extra! Extra! Jordheim Mayor found in compromising position."

"Extra! Extra! King Constantine says no to carnival!"

"Extra! Extra! Entrance to Underhill found, smaller than expected."

"Extra! Extra! Hibernian Veil torn, wedding's cancelled."

 

[old.tRoG]

'Translation is la demie façon par'

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ah yes, forgot this:

"Interesting, funny, clever title for the Friday News."

 

[Flimgoblin]

"Friday news: Some words on a website"

 

[heilel]

How about..."Increase the size of your weapon by 3 INCHES!"

 

[Flimgoblin]

"Kemor loses grip: asks public for news title"

"Ding! Level 10 News Poster"

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well, i'll throw in one more. Just because they might need something simple and a title that is down to earth:

From the divine power of the forces that rule the earth below and the sky above we bring you a glorious declamation known to the masses as the amazing...Friday News.

Ok..done now. Honest.

 

[~Mobius~]

I notice a slight hint of sarcasm in this thread. :/

 

[old.Tohtori]

Heh Mobius where on earth did you get that idea?

Oh and by the way...that guy bashing someone/thing on your avatar is doing the beating in-sync with the heavymetal playing in my cdplayer

 

[Rubric]

This was never gonna work out for you Kemor.

 

[Sarum TheBlack]

"The people who fired the people who wrote the friday news have been fired, and the friday news people re-hired"

(long live Monty!!)

 

[lakih]

Only got two ideas....

[insert witty coment] news

and

PC++ news

 

[old.Tohtori]

Niec one Sarum

Let's give homage(err...) to one of my personal idols:

"You know they've reintroduced the death penalty for Friday News writers?"

"Really?" said Arthur. "No I didn't. For what offence?"

Trillian frowned.

"What do you mean, offence?

"I see."

Rest in Pieces DA, you silly nutter.

 

[Sarum TheBlack]

"Not the 10'o'clock news" (or, if that's likely to infringe copyright and trademarks: "Not the Monday News")

"The "before the weekend" News"

"World shortage of penuts results trained monkey strikes! Shorter Friday News"

"Disaster averted, we've fed the monkeys banana's instead: Long Friday News"

"Monkey slipped on used banana peel, standin used: Bad spelling and grammar this week"

 

[Serbitar]

The day that follows Thursday news

The day the precedes Saturday news

The OMFG its almost the weekend and SWG arrived today news

The WTF am i doing wasting my time thinking up names for news that happens to be on a friday news

The did i mention SWG arrived today news

The i'm bored in work and have so little work to do i can sit here and think of friday news titles

<- Andy Capp - I aspire to be as lazy as him

 

[old.0xygen]

"From France with Love"

"Return of the incredible great white news"

 

[~Mobius~]

Poor Kemor. :<

 

[Apathy]

MAH WAF SHE EES BI-XEON ALSO

a.
*

 

[Fex]

<Insert Witty News Title Here>

 

[Arnor]

Originally posted by old.Tohtori
*cracks knuckles*

Ahem.

*stretches a bit*

Hommm....

*looks at the keyboard for a moment in respect*

......

*writes with blazing arcs of light and fire with grand gestures that could be only described as divine*

Friday News - Hide the Noose

It is written.

/bow


nice one :>

 

[gengi]

On a slightly more serious note.

Plagarise,

this is the news that was friday news (but now its tuesday)

later

 

[Hargh]

Read this or we'll ban your beef!

 

[kemor]

Nerf new ideas on Friday...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Did i win? What do i get?

 

[Jiggs]

The Friday News