Marc
FH is my second home
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The Chav Test
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Rellik
Fledgling Freddie
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Congratulations, your chav rating is 38%.
bra eller anus?!?
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got 41% on test 2
heres the link http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=7007
bra eller anus?!?
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got 41% on test 2
heres the link http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=7007
old.Tohtori
FH is my second home
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8% f*Ckers
Just 'cause i want an evo and have eaten pot noodles
Just 'cause i want an evo and have eaten pot noodles
Chronictank
FH is my second home
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32% :/
eggy
Fledgling Freddie
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Have you ever purchased something from Co-op or Iceland?
Don't have either of them near me, I think they are reserved for Govenernment help areas.
Have you ever worn Burberry check?
lol no. I think even the chavs down here are too upper class for that.
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket?
Don't like KFC very much.
Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror?
No I am sweet enough already.
Is your mobile phone on a 'pay as you go' tariff?
Yes (I guess this is chavvy). Contract doesn't suit me.
Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date?
Not as a 'date' no, with a gf of course but only when you wanna stuff your face with buffet.
Are you into 'R&B'?
NO FUCK OFF
Have you ever eaten corned beef stew?
HAHAHA no.
Have you ever worn jewellery from 'Elizabeth Duke' at Argos?
Don't wear much jewellry
Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit?
Haven't heard of Ciro Citterio?
Have you ever eaten a pot noodle?
Yes I was a student.
Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'?
Nope.
Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station as a present?
No!
Have you ever bought second class stamps?
No, I feel too cheap.
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola?
Only ever buy 'real' Coke.
Do you think Marks & Spencer's food hall is too expensive?
No I buy lunch there a lot.
Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere?
Only ages ago on school trips.
Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50% polyester?
Haha nope.
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler?
I have a Fiesta, so in chav land I should, but no, I don't.
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers?
Never.
Would you eat own brand baked beans?
Nope, rough.
Do you prefer Carling to Stella?
Actually I do.
Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'?
No
Do you consider Jordan to be 'actually quite intelligent'?
No
Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo?
Nope
Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train?
Haha no.
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone?
Don't smoke.
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party?
Never bought screw-top wine anyway.
Have you ever referred to pudding as 'dessert' or 'sweet'?
Dessert yes.
Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it looks like you aren't wearing any?
No.
Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it for later?
No.
Do you know anyone that has been on 'Trisha'?
I wish!
Have you ever referred to a loo as a 'toilet'?
I always say toilet.
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport?
No
Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc
No
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives?
None
Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas?
Not much point in the middle of the countryside - no.
Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's?
Don't know what Benjy's is.
Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits?
Nope
Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from to use the loos in desperation?
Only when very young.
Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines?
Nope
Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal?
Tea is 4pm, Dinner is evening meal.
Are the toes on your shoes square?
Urm, no/
Do you know any straight men who wear earings?
Ear-rings no, ear piercings yes.
Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit?
Always been "riiiiing riiing".
Was your education paid for by the tax-payer?
Private education.
Don't have either of them near me, I think they are reserved for Govenernment help areas.
Have you ever worn Burberry check?
lol no. I think even the chavs down here are too upper class for that.
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket?
Don't like KFC very much.
Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror?
No I am sweet enough already.
Is your mobile phone on a 'pay as you go' tariff?
Yes (I guess this is chavvy). Contract doesn't suit me.
Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date?
Not as a 'date' no, with a gf of course but only when you wanna stuff your face with buffet.
Are you into 'R&B'?
NO FUCK OFF
Have you ever eaten corned beef stew?
HAHAHA no.
Have you ever worn jewellery from 'Elizabeth Duke' at Argos?
Don't wear much jewellry
Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit?
Haven't heard of Ciro Citterio?
Have you ever eaten a pot noodle?
Yes I was a student.
Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'?
Nope.
Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station as a present?
No!
Have you ever bought second class stamps?
No, I feel too cheap.
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola?
Only ever buy 'real' Coke.
Do you think Marks & Spencer's food hall is too expensive?
No I buy lunch there a lot.
Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere?
Only ages ago on school trips.
Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50% polyester?
Haha nope.
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler?
I have a Fiesta, so in chav land I should, but no, I don't.
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers?
Never.
Would you eat own brand baked beans?
Nope, rough.
Do you prefer Carling to Stella?
Actually I do.
Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'?
No
Do you consider Jordan to be 'actually quite intelligent'?
No
Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo?
Nope
Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train?
Haha no.
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone?
Don't smoke.
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party?
Never bought screw-top wine anyway.
Have you ever referred to pudding as 'dessert' or 'sweet'?
Dessert yes.
Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it looks like you aren't wearing any?
No.
Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it for later?
No.
Do you know anyone that has been on 'Trisha'?
I wish!
Have you ever referred to a loo as a 'toilet'?
I always say toilet.
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport?
No
Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc
No
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives?
None
Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas?
Not much point in the middle of the countryside - no.
Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's?
Don't know what Benjy's is.
Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits?
Nope
Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from to use the loos in desperation?
Only when very young.
Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines?
Nope
Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal?
Tea is 4pm, Dinner is evening meal.
Are the toes on your shoes square?
Urm, no/
Do you know any straight men who wear earings?
Ear-rings no, ear piercings yes.
Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit?
Always been "riiiiing riiing".
Was your education paid for by the tax-payer?
Private education.
Hansmoleman
Fledgling Freddie
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28% that sucks im young and lazy ofc i eat pot noodles
im young and lazy ofc i eat pot noodles 
Job
The Carl Pilkington of Freddyshouse
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38%
But of course knowing the reason for the question led to some internal bias.
I don't think of myself as a Chav, but of course every class thinks all the classes below them are chavs.
Should imagine there are quite a few people who think Harry and William (princes) are chavs.....hang on a minute they are!
Well their mum certainly was..Sloan-Chav.
But of course knowing the reason for the question led to some internal bias.
I don't think of myself as a Chav, but of course every class thinks all the classes below them are chavs.
Should imagine there are quite a few people who think Harry and William (princes) are chavs.....hang on a minute they are!
Well their mum certainly was..Sloan-Chav.
Binky the Bomb
Fledgling Freddie
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As long as you didn't get over 50%, your not an asshole, just teetering on the Chav-side.
lol 40% but then i did count stuff i did as a child (i.e buying a fag off someone, well tbh thats better than begging one for free!). and where we used to live was chavsville so the only supremarket near was iceland.....
true story i actually had to leave all my shopping on the conveyor belt and walk out of iceland one day because there was this disgusting troglodite of a woman infront of me she had a really gross whiney scottish accent (dont get me wrong usually i find the accent lovely but hers was cringeworthy) and about 6 litres of snot pouring out of her face, either i abandoned the shopping or spew over the other customersuke:
true story i actually had to leave all my shopping on the conveyor belt and walk out of iceland one day because there was this disgusting troglodite of a woman infront of me she had a really gross whiney scottish accent (dont get me wrong usually i find the accent lovely but hers was cringeworthy) and about 6 litres of snot pouring out of her face, either i abandoned the shopping or spew over the other customers
uke: