The case of the missing SomeGuy

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Will

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Well, plenty for all.

:eek: <------me trying to sit down
 
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Wij

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no problems with lack of protein then :)

Anyway. Someguy is recovering in a safe-house. He's having a prosthetic cock and balls fitted. They're green and squeak when you squeeze them. My dog loved that toy, bless him.
 
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Summo

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Gak!

My head hurts and my pods have turned dark green. It's true what they say, kids... crime doesn't pay.

Actually it pays very well, but it can be painful.

Or maybe, 'Crime pays, but YOU pay, too. With pain.' Doesn't have the same zing.

How about 'Crime... pay for it with dark green pods. And pain.' though might exlude the female audience. Perhaps a more generic 'Crime. Pain. You decide.'

And pay.

My head really does hurt.
 
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Summo

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My cock is squeeking. I think.

And seems to be shaped like a Labrador. At the end.

'Crime pays... and so do Labradors.'

End.

Cock.

My head pays.
 
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Testin da Cable

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It's ok folks, must be those curare tipped bullets the snipers are using ;)
 
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Will

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Well, and the 2000 microdots I sold him probably didn't help.
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Wij

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And me kicking him in the head repeatedly was possibly unhelpful.
 
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old.SunTzu

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ha...we found Someguy (welcome back) on what the second page. and the thread has continued onto the 4th and i doubt this is the end. Just another sign of all the spam people post here on the forum i suppose
 
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bigbb

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Originally posted by SunTzu
ha...we found Someguy (welcome back) on what the second page. and the thread has continued onto the 4th and i doubt this is the end. Just another sign of all the spam people post here on the forum i suppose

hmm, you don't fit in here.

On a lighter note, don't I fuel such superb threads :p Up to 4th page, gawd bless meh.

/me revels in himself
 
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~Lazarus~

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I think the intention is to keep the thread open in case he does a bunk again
 

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