The Bear, The lion and the chicken

[Infanity]

There was once a Bear, a lion and a chicken. They were bragging: one day, the bear said "When I grizzle and roar the whole woods goes numb!" the lion said "When I roar and chase, the whole jungle jumps up in fright" the chicken replied "all i have to do is cough and the whole world shits itself"

 

[Gamah]

ha.

 

[Ormorof]

lol

 

[evzy]

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/showthread.php?t=188713

Yesterdays joke

 

[Infanity]

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/showthread.php?t=188713

Yesterdays joke

Had it on my phone about a week :> Just rememberd to post it - Didn't know it was already on FH -.-

 

[Zdeath]

old

 

[Infanity]

old

Yes, Birdflue has been an issue for fucking years mate ;D

 

[evzy]

Will let you off this time...and next time...and time after that...but any more...and ya sitting on teh stair

 

[Zdeath]

Will let you off this time...and next time...and time after that...but any more...and ya sitting on teh stair

What

The

Fuck?

 

[evzy]

I

was

letting

him

off

for

posting

what

i

posted

yesterday

 

[Ormorof]

surely its ok as the other thread isnt visible on the first page of off-topic??

 

[Infanity]

I

was

letting

him

off

for

posting

what

i

posted

yesterday

Are you the "Maker of the bird flu joke"

Answer: No!

............

So go and get LAYED.. You get it.. birds.. lay eggs.. bird flu...

nope thought not fuck!

 

[tris-]

i got it, tbh i didnt think it was that funny though

 

[Infanity]

i got it, tbh i didnt think it was that funny though

Wasn't intended to be funny more of a sarcastic joke

 

[tris-]

oh

 

[Ezteq]

Wasn't intended to be funny more of a sarcastic joke

i liked it both times i saw it. joys of being senile everything a surprise even if youve seen it b4 tbh.

 

[Roalith]

This thread makes me want to bleed from my arse.

 

[Infanity]

This thread makes me want to bleed from my arse.

Speaking as if you have done it before ?

It sums up my ideas of you being an arse hole anyway ;>

 

[evzy]

Jesus , I try and inject a lil joke into this - I don't like the old whines about stuff being posted before so tried to make a light hearted comment on it etc and you lot go and start throwing rattles out of ya prams....

KIDS ...BEHAVE OR YA ALL GOING TO SIT ON THE NAUGHTY STAIR !!!

 

[Infanity]

Jesus , I try and inject a lil joke into this - I don't like the old whines about stuff being posted before so tried to make a light hearted comment on it etc and you lot go and start throwing rattles out of ya prams....

KIDS ...BEHAVE OR YA ALL GOING TO SIT ON THE NAUGHTY STAIR !!!

Naughy Star? Which school did you go to I had to go in the corner ;D

 

[evzy]

We were that poor we didnt have a corner, we had to pretend there was a stair to go sit on when we were naughty, actually we were so poor we didnt even have a floor - hence the fictional stair..

 

[Infanity]

We were that poor we didnt have a corner, we had to pretend there was a stair to go sit on when we were naughty, actually we were so poor we didnt even have a floor - hence the fictional stair..

awww

 

[Infanity]

We were that poor we didnt have a corner, we had to pretend there was a stair to go sit on when we were naughty, actually we were so poor we didnt even have a floor - hence the fictional stair..

Double post ftw o0

 

[Bracken]

We were that poor we didnt have a corner, we had to pretend there was a stair to go sit on when we were naughty, actually we were so poor we didnt even have a floor - hence the fictional stair..

You were lucky. You had a fictional stair. We didn't even have that...we had to sit in the corner of next door's garden, next to the tethered goat. But that's another story...

 

[Infanity]

You were lucky. You had a fictional stair. We didn't even have that...we had to sit in the corner of next door's garden, next to the tethered goat. But that's another story...

The goat was also a villa fan ?

 

[Bracken]

The goat was also a villa fan ?

Not at first, but once we became friends and I took him to a few games...

Actually I can't lie. The f*cker was a bluenose. Our relationship was doomed from the start.

 

[Infanity]

Not at first, but once we became friends and I took him to a few games...

Actually I can't lie. The f*cker was a bluenose. Our relationship was doomed from the start.

He is doing just fine i think..

 

[Bracken]

He is doing just fine i think..

The bastard still has his Blues collar on. Was hoping he'd have been turned into a curry by now...

 

[evzy]

LOL I was hoping no-one had mentioned teh blue collar yet... at least your school had a goat, we were so poor we had to draw one, or at least pretend to draw one in our heads coz we couldnt afford pens or paper even!!

Good to see our hand-me-down striker doing the business for ya again today

 

[Bracken]

Good to see our hand-me-down striker doing the business for ya again today

He's lethal from 2 yards out with not a defender in sight