The Balloon story

Takhasis

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A man in a hot air balloon is lost. He sees a man on the ground and reduces height to speak to him.

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

"You're in a hot air balloon hovering thirty feet above this field," comes the reply.

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do," says the man, "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "Everything you told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."

"You must be in business," says the man.

"I am," says the balloonist, "How did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are, you don't know where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
 

Heta

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didn't make me smile

but I liked it cause its true
 

CorNokZ

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Sorry but old :eek:

Been posted before Takha :(
 

Darzil

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Normally seen it as in Management, rather than in Business, but always raises a smile.

Darzil
 

Takhasis

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CorNokZ said:
Sorry but old :eek:

Been posted before Takha :(

ah well .... guess i'll need to troll for some newer stuff then... ;)
 

Tilda

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I've heard the same thing but with clients in the balloon and lawyers on the ground ^^
 

Takhasis

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sigh, suddenly everyones a critic.... :p

ok ok xmas joke then....we should all be over out turkey phobia by now...

How to cook a turkey

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
 

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