The Apprentice

[Marc]

What do you get when you put a load of stuck up, common sense-less, ex public school boys/girls in a house and dangle a £100k a year job in front of them?

Hilarity!!

Take Kevin, a Matt Lucas look a like, Bank manager who proudly declared that he had his first house by the age of 20, his second house by the age of 23 and a (what he failed to mention, a 15 year old) Porsche by the age of 23 too, that he would become the countries greatest businessman by the age of 40 and he was 150% positive he would nail the selling of greetings cards to 3 of the countries top card sellers because he knows how to sell a current account to some students. What followed can only be described as Car Crash TV. He was so bad, you couldnt help but carry on watching to see how red his cheeks would actually go. Did you know that each year, 450 million tonnes of rubbish is sent to the tip. No, neither did I, but do you really think Clintons cards gave a toss?

But it got better, watching him squirm in front of Alan Sugar and blame everyone but himself was pure Gold. Grow a pair you fag.

Anyway, I have no idea which pompous twat will win it and I dont really care, just as long as they carry on making complete arses of themselves.

 

[Aoami]

I want that Irish Claire to win, i bet she's a right goer.

That's all i base my apprentice predictions on.

 

[Deld]

Why didn't he bring that red head Jenny back to the boardroom. I mean, from a creative point of view, how the fuck do you think of an environmental greeting card with preachy verses inside, its just completely idiotic and if he had figured that out he might of stayed. The whole task was Apprentice at its best with so many shit decisions and ideas, poor Alan Sugar he must be wishing this was the last series. Did you see when Sara got back to the house they all turned on her, even Jenny, she should of just told them to stfu but she looked close to tears, she'll probably go next

 

[Dukat]

Take Kevin, a Matt Lucas look a like, Bank manager who proudly declared that he had his first house by the age of 20, his second house by the age of 23 and a (what he failed to mention, a 15 year old) Porsche by the age of 23 too

My parents watch this show - I came into the room just as the guy said this.

His speech patterns alone make me want to bat him in the face with the closest blunt object.

I mean who says things like that? How far up your own arse do you have to get for that sort of narcissism to feel right?

I didnt stay to watch more but it was plainly obvious what it would degenerate into. I just hate people like that, why would anyone want to watch them on TV ? Its bad enough that they exist at all, without having to see/hear them.

 

[Chronictank]

My parents watch this show - I came into the room just as the guy said this.

His speech patterns alone make me want to bat him in the face with the closest blunt object.

I mean who says things like that? How far up your own arse do you have to get for that sort of narcissism to feel right?

I didnt stay to watch more but it was plainly obvious what it would degenerate into. I just hate people like that, why would anyone want to watch them on TV ? Its bad enough that they exist at all, without having to see/hear them.

its amusing to see how they react to situations they are dropped in
I have to say this lot have no interest in business, they just want to stab each other in the back

 

[Calaen]

The environment idea alone was fucking bollocks, even when the chick from Clintons said well surely you would send an E-card instead, I dont even think they knew what one was.

I lvoed it when he said that with this card he would change how we live, drive and have fun together!!! fucking knob, he actually believed his own hype, I also pissed myself when he realised that Clintons wasnt gonna buy fuck all and he said "if clintons do not want to be part of this they obviously do not want to help save the planet".

As for all of that amount of rubbish each year shit, I just thought fucking cock.

Its a shit format, get loads of wannabes with good jobs and zero common sense and give them tasks which a regular Joe would complete with relative ease. Watch them fuck up every week then give one of them a job that requries zero of the skills they might have learned from the show

 

[ileks]

Loving the series so far. Can't stand the fat Irish woman tho. Hoping Raef wins tbh

 

[cHodAX]

I feel sorry for the asian girl, she is being bullied terribly there and someone needs to step in.

 

[Chronictank]

I feel sorry for the asian girl, she is being bullied terribly there and someone needs to step in.

thing is, she needs to be doing it herself
I feel sorry for her, but it's down to her to ensure she is the one who comes out on top
i don't think she (sara?) has it in her tbh and if her team loses the task i think she is out next

 

[Calaen]

I bet she is leader next week

 

[Deld]

Raef said stop its not appropriate but the other guy was desperate to bitch slap her some more, dog eat dog at its best. What I don't get is why she didn't say something she must of been pissed and it wasn't her fault that the task went tits up at all so she could of defended herself. Its just natural selection and they all sense her weakness so well gang up and perform shit for her if shes project leader knowing she can't defend herself. It's so cuthroat which is great but that type of bullying is wrong.

 

[leviathane]

hahahahahahahaha just watched it, man this series seems a right laff. What a fckign stupid ass idea.

 

[Zita]

What do you get when you put a load of stuck up, common sense-less, ex public school boys/girls in a house and dangle a £100k a year job in front of them?

FYI, kevin went to my school Norton Hill school, its not a private one

 

[Raven]

He is still a stuck up imbecile though

 

[Shagrat]

" I'm the best at pitching an idea in the world, I could sell ice to an eskimo".

Obviously not you spanner hahahahaha.

That Jenny is a right evil chick. Alex is a two faced git as well. They do seem more inclined to stab each other in the back this series. THe girls are an expecially bitchy lot.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Selling ice to an eskimo is a stupid idea anyway.

The packaging, delivery, etc etc would rise the ice prize so high, that it would be ridicilous to buy it. Cheaper to buy a freezer really.

And if you mean a local eskimo, then you're just selling ice to a person.

 

[Golena]

Selling ice to an eskimo is a stupid idea anyway.

I believe that's sort of the point of the quote..

 

[old.Tohtori]

I believe that's sort of the point of the quote..

It's usually just a saying that you're a good salesman, but in reality, it would be stupid

 

[Rubric]

Greeting cards to celebrate an envirmentally friendly week. Has to be the most ridicilous double standards idea in the world. I can't believe none of them even challenged on those grounds.

Raef to win.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Greeting cards to celebrate an envirmentally friendly week. Has to be the most ridicilous double standards idea in the world. I can't believe none of them even challenged on those grounds.

You wouldn't believe how much this "global warming conspiracy", in any way, is raking in cash to the government. Funny that noone notices that either.

My epihany came when i saw an advert for a eco firendly...wait for it...vacuum cleaner!

 

[ileks]

Greeting cards to celebrate an envirmentally friendly week. Has to be the most ridicilous double standards idea in the world. I can't believe none of them even challenged on those grounds.

Raef to win.

Agreed! How could they possibly not have thought of that? its insane. I think that rivals the one where they bought cheese from happy shopper and tried to sell it in a French farmers market Think that was from the last series.

 

[Golena]

I think that rivals the one where they bought cheese from happy shopper and tried to sell it in a French farmers market Think that was from the last series.

I actually saw that one, was classic!