The answer to everything - Just Declare War on <insert anything here>

[Talyn]

So, currently, we are at War with -

Terrorism

Drugs

Here's the latest war I found today -
Bittorrent/P2P

never mind the ACTUAL war(s) that are taking place right now.

Now the gov't want to ban smoking in cars (just fucking ban smoking and get it over with), so I'm sure there will be a 'war on smoking' (if there isn't already).

So what else shall we declare war on - ooh, oooh, can we 'Declare War on DRM'?

How about 'War on spending too long in the shower'? Or 'War on stealing the last jam doughnut'

So, suggestions for War?

 

[Chilly]

war on war imo

 

[Cadelin]

It's the new 110%. When lying and saying they were giving 100% was not enough they had to make up new impossible things.

We have gone from Tackling, to fighting, now to declaring War. I look forward to a government minister declaring Jihad on national debt.

 

[Raven]

Declare war on self serving politicians and the nanny state.

 

[Wij]

Why can't you have a war FOR something ?

Like pr0n !

 

[Jiggs]

Why can't you have a war FOR something ?

Like pr0n !

Where do I sign up?

 

[xane]

The "war on terror" and "war on drugs" probably qualify because they involve fighting, or at least some sort of violent confrontation. The other stuff just ends up as courtroom battles.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Read 1984.

 

[Bodhi]

I've been involved in the war on drugs for years now. My thinking is, the more I take, the less there are for the children to take?


Or have I got that wrong?

 

[Wij]

Actually, the more you take the less there are for turbot jingle-smile pantaloon.