The Almighty Sock

[nothing]

I bring to the lands of the Heathens the religion of the Almighty Sock! All hail the Sock! Cower, infidels, before the might of the Vengeful Sock! Bow before the glory of the Majestic Sock! Rise in victory as Disciples of the All-Conquering Sock!

 

[SoWat]

I 'ad one of them there vengeful socks in the back of me cab once.

 

[nothing]

much throwing of p00! I have 500 posts! Party time!
I want a cake in the shape of a Sock!

 

[Wij]

u want to lay off the hard drugs m8 :/

 

[old.Davehart]

no m8, a Mick Foley you aint.

 

[nothing]

come on ppl! Worship the Sock! whats wrong with you guys? You just have no faith! Infidels! Feel the wrath of the Almighty Sock! Be covered in p00!

 

[Moving Target]

fuck the sock

 

[nothing]

matey, that aint a good idea. communicable sexual diseases you know. I'm sure that in good time there will be attractive socks for you to fuck but for now they are strictly for worshipping.
Hooray for the sock!

 

[old.Davehart]

go shove you sock up ya arse m8!

 

[nothing]

and a very good evening to you, Mr. Heart.
I'm serious about this Sock business, you know. Nothing personal, but if you do not worship the Sock you will be banished to the utter depths of the Washing Basket and Mildew will forever torture your soul.