Football The 2011/2012 Season Thread

[JingleBells]

Jingle has won this thread.

Also...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15521985.stm.. Diouf at Doncaster.. fucking lol.

I'll be honest, I spotted it on twitter - someone from Arsenal's French Supporters Arm tweeted it.

As for Diouf, Doncaster have entered into a dodgy relationship with Willie McKay ('arry's Tax Dodging accomplice)

As Sven showed with Leicester loanees are clearly the way to get out of the Championship

 

[Vladamir]

Balotelli's at it again

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo.../Mario-Balotelli-builds-racetrack-garden.html

 

[Cerb]

He is the gift that keeps on giving

 

[Everz]

It's funny that what we'd have called him an idiot for has actually made him much more endearing, rapidly becoming one of my favourite players. Super Mario wahey.

 

[Everz]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15514529.stm

right Joe.. right.

 

[JingleBells]

Reports from Italy that Cassano's mystery turn after Milan's game on Saturday was indeed a stroke

The striker was rushed to hospital suffering from disorientation, blurred vision, exhaustion and impaired speech, and though reports on Mondaay morning suggest his condition has improved dramatically, he will have to undergo further diagnostic tests to establish the cause of the scare.

Not good news if true

 

[Vladamir]

Man that's weird in someone so young and physically fit; I doubt it's a stroke though if his condition's turned around this quickly.

 

[Shagrat]

1-0 demba ba. GET IN.

 

[rynnor]

Man that's weird in someone so young and physically fit; I doubt it's a stroke though if his condition's turned around this quickly.

Well he got very fast treatment - it does sound like a minor stroke from the symptoms tbh - particularly the speech impairment.

 

[Shagrat]

1-0 demba ba. GET IN.

Bang. Demba Ba, what a star !!!!!!! 2-0

 

[Shagrat]

I've been really impressed with us defensively this year tbh, another example tonight, really disciplined and Stoke just not getting much of a sniff of anything...

 

[Everz]

Newcastle's scouting system has been amazing tbh. What they have bought in has been immense, a credit to the backroom staff tbh.

 

[Jimmy]

He is brilliant

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddbal...-flicking-through-porn-magazine-in-newsagents

 

[Shagrat]

3rd \o/

 

[caLLous]

Bit delusional to think it will last though.

 

[Lollie]

Bit delusional to think it will last though.

i've got no doubt we'll drop off, got some nasty games comming up but till then we can dream

 

[Shagrat]

Damn right

 

[Billargh]

TOON TOON

I've been really impressed with us defensively this year tbh, another example tonight, really disciplined and Stoke just not getting much of a sniff of anything...

^This! Conceded the least out of all the clubs so far

 

[Keitanz]

Demba Ba really is quality, said this when you lot sold him, he has what? 13 goals in 14 starts now?

 

[Everz]

Demba Ba, hes also a known glass-man. Think Saha, a quality finisher on his day and if you can keep him fit you have yourself one hell of a player.

 

[Everz]

Foreign ownership everywhere....

Bournemouth have been taken over by a rich Russian.. lol.

 

[CorNokZ]

The final Balon d'Or list:

Éric Abidal (Frankrig/Barcelona)
Sergio Agüero (Argentina/Manchester City)
Karim Benzema (Frankrig/Real Madrid)
Iker Casillas (Spanien/Real Madrid)
Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal/Real Madrid)
Dani Alves (Brasilien/Barcelona)
Samuel Eto’o (Cameroon/FC Anzhi Makhachkala)
Cesc Fàbregas (Spanien/Barcelona)
Diego Forlán (Uruguay/Atlético Madrid)
Andrés Iniesta (Spanien/Barcelona)
Lionel Messi (Argentina/Barcelona)
Thomas Müller (Tyskland/Bayern München)
Nani (Portugal/Manchester United)
Neymar (Brasilien/Santos)
Mesut Özil (Tyskland/Real Madrid)
Gerard Piqué (Spanien/Barcelona)
Wayne Rooney(England/Manchester United)
Bastian Schweinsteiger (Tyskland/Bayern München)
Wesley Sneijder (Holland/Inter)
Luis Suárez (Uruguay/Liverpool)
David Villa (Spanien/Barcelona)
Xabi Alonso (Spanien/Real Madrid)
Xavi (Spanien/Barcelona).

 

[Everz]

Neymar? Lololololol.

 

[Aoami]

8 Barca players :|

 

[soze]

No RVP = shite list!

 

[- English -]

Any point in a list? just give it Messi already ..

 

[caLLous]

Iran bans footballers for 'immoral' goal celebration

 

[Keitanz]

Where the fuck is Van PErsie in that list, what a joke.

 

[eksdee]

On the treatment table list. Trolol.

 

[Tuthmes]

Cristiano Ronaldo?

LoL