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Torres may be an embarrassment with his dives but at least he doesn't do anything like this

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Suarez is just a jumped up little scumbag. He fits in perfectly at a small-minded club like Liverpool who go as low as to announce on the PA during home games if an ex-player gets sent off.

Shit club, shit players, shit fans, shit city.
 

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i love kuyt, i wish he played for my team. definitely the only liverpool player i like.
 

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Agree with aoami, I'm thinking of dropping Suarez from ff despite the goal, far too dirty
 

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Suarez is just a jumped up little scumbag. He fits in perfectly at a small-minded club like Liverpool who go as low as to announce on the PA during home games if an ex-player gets sent off.

Shit club, shit players, shit fans, shit city.

Would you rather a "jumped up little scumbag" who performs to the best of his ability every game.. OR.. a ladyboy only interested in keeping his finger nails intact who can't hit a barn door with a banjo ?
 

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is that a joke?

Hardly, you bought Torres off us for 50m, he has done shit.

We bought Suarez for 25m, and he has performed like a god. I'd be very jealous of Liverpool in this situation too.
 

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You bought Andy fucking Carroll for 35m, at least Torres has shown flashes of his old self :p

Also; Torres & Carroll are equal on goals scored, so perhaps you should apply your banjo comment to big Andy too.
 

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Would you rather a "jumped up little scumbag" who performs to the best of his ability every game.. OR.. a ladyboy only interested in keeping his finger nails intact who can't hit a barn door with a banjo ?

Suarez's ability is what, getting people sent off and cheating? He showed his true colours last week against Tottenham and, believe me, when the shit hits the fan (as it inevitably does at Liverpool) he won't be the first one to turn to unless what you think you need in testing times is a pouting child who will throw his toys out of the pram consistently.

Everyone knows Torres hasn't had a great start at Chelsea, but he consistently puts a shift in and has been one of our best performers this season. Two great goals and a few assists this season already. Suarez has scored, what, three? And in your tough games against Wolves and Spurs what did he do? Fuck all. In our hardest game of the season Torres scored.

As I said, he's petulant little scumbag and I sincerely hope he gets his legs broken.
 

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You bought Suarez before selling Torres, they were completely unrelated deals.

We're so so bitter about buying your best players and watching you replace them with really average English players :(
 

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Jealous of Liverpool, lol.
Yeah jealous of us having a decent striker.

Chelsea need Torres at the moment, Lampard seems totally past it and Drogba.. well he's too busy trying to achieve world peace.
 

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Lampard and Drogba who both scored in their last appearances? Oh and then there's Sturridge, Anelka and Lukaku too? Oh, yeah, we have problems with having decent strikers. If you're going to try and pick holes in Chelsea's squad at least try and seem like you have a clue.
 

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Ramires knocking a few in recently as well, as unlikely as that sounds. :)
 

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Lampard and Drogba who both scored in their last appearances? Oh and then there's Sturridge, Anelka and Lukaku too? Oh, yeah, we have problems with having decent strikers. If you're going to try and pick holes in Chelsea's squad at least try and seem like you have a clue.

The statistics are there for Lampard, he is on the decline, so are Drogba and Gerrard...

I'm just saying, Chelsea fans hate for Suarez is inflamed by the Torres saga.
 

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The statistics are there for Lampard, he is on the decline, so are Drogba and Gerrard...

I'm just saying, Chelsea fans hate for Suarez is inflamed by the Torres saga.

No, it's not. He's just a scumbag and I think you'll find everyone despises him.

Ramires knocking a few in recently as well, as unlikely as that sounds. :)

Is it? He's had a decent enough scoring record for a box to box midfielder throughout his career:

Senior career*
Years Team Apps† (Gls)†
2006–2008 Joinville 14 (3)
2007–2008 → Cruzeiro (loan) 32 (3)
2008–2009 Cruzeiro 29 (7)
2009–2010 Benfica 26 (4)
2010– Chelsea 35 (4)
National team‡
2008 Brazil U23 8 (0)
2009– Brazil 27 (2)

Great player. I'm so glad he has started to fulfill his potential. :)
 

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Drogba's ratio since 2009-10 season is better than 1 goal every 2 games. What decline?
 

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So how do you explain all the non-Chelsea fans' hate of Suarez then?

I understand some people hate him because he does go down quite easy sometimes, but every team has a player that goes down easy.. and he is a bit of a prick sometimes :p but for sure, he is a marvellous striker who would go straight in to any team in the world, apart from maybe Barcelona..
 

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To my untrained eye AVB is bringing out the best in him, I have vague memories of him making some pretty awful last-third decisions last season (of the "booting it into the crowd" variety). But he has looked good so far this season.
 

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To my untrained eye AVB is bringing out the best in him, I have vague memories of him making some pretty awful last-third decisions last season (of the "booting it into the crowd" variety). But he has looked good so far this season.

Yeah definitely, I suppose what I should have said more so was that he has consistently got himself into those positions. His finishing seems a lot better this year though, you're right.
 

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