Football The 2011/2012 Season Thread

[Sydrik]

"Oh noes I have a groin strain, perhaps a massage would help"

*cums*

 

[Vladamir]

Pro impression of Ricky from JT there

 

[Bahumat]

I would tarmac her!

 

[eksdee]

I like how Shawcross wants a penalty for bear hugging one of our players and pulling him down. Fucking neanderthal.

 

[Ch3tan]

I like how Shawcross wants a penalty for bear hugging one of our players and pulling him down. Fucking neanderthal.

Oh do calm down, Terry was giving as good as he got. Had it been at the other end, none of your players would have done any different - unless Drogba was on, he would have cried and chased the ref around for not getting his way.

 

[Corran]

not seen this woman yet, but given some of you guys usual standards she will look like a 12 year old boy

 

[Ch3tan]

Fernando seems to have got some confidence back, shame about the finish though.

 

[eksdee]

COME ON FERNANDO

Oh do calm down, Terry was giving as good as he got. Had it been at the other end, none of your players would have done any different - unless Drogba was on, he would have cried and chased the ref around for not getting his way.

Football fans while watching their team are usually really rational, right?

 

[Corran]

im always cmpletely rational... at least as rational as i normally am. it everyone else that is irrational!

 

[megadave]

Fernando seems to have got some confidence back, shame about the finish though.

Someone kicked his leg just as he pulled back to shoot

Shame about the service he's getting. Malouda, Kalou and Lampard have all been useless.

Where was the foul for tripping Cole? :<

 

[Ch3tan]

Yeah he seems quite isolated, you really really need a proper right winger and a faster attacking midfielder to replace Frank if you want to keep this system.

 

[megadave]

When do you lot face Stoke? Will be De Gea's biggest test i reckon

 

[megadave]

Gary Neville's voice and punditry, oh god kill me now

 

[Ch3tan]

24th sept.

He'll be shorter than everyone but Pennent!

 

[megadave]

have you seen rio's diary btw? quite funny, he's such a twat. De Gea looked like a bit of a loner

 

[Ch3tan]

nope... linky please

 

[eksdee]

All in all I think there are a lot of positives with the first half. Torres being the major point. Alongside that Ramires has picked up where he left off at the back end of last season and I think he's going to be a major player for us this season. Our defence has coped well with Stoke's tactics as well.

What is obvious though, as has been said, is that we need a creative midfielder and ideally a right winger also, whtout which we will struggle to win anything this season.

Gary Neville's voice and punditry, oh god kill me now

And there's his face on top of all that.

 

[megadave]

nope... linky please

Rio Ferdinand's USA Tour 2011 Diary - The FIFA Face-off! - YouTube

there's loads more

 

[Calaen]

Torres looks fit again, now they just need yossi on the pitch instead of leopard, and he will get the service he needs.

 

[megadave]

cole just gave the commentator an orgasm

 

[eksdee]

Was that Ashley Cole or Rene Higuita?

Rene Higuita and the Scorpion kick - YouTube

 

[Vladamir]

Torres fuuuuuuu /o\

 

[Corran]

Chelsea really got to score soon, cant see how much longer this can stay 0-0

 

[Vladamir]

Mikel fuuuuuu!

 

[Calaen]

Fuck off torres, Wilkins saying it was a tight one. Fucking brown nose.

 

[megadave]

sort it out ref :|

 

[Vae]

Eva Carneiro - United Kingdom | LinkedIn let the stalking begin.

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[eksdee]

MIKEL

 

[eksdee]

Well, that Torres shout in the box was less a penalty than it was I think, but that Lampard one... stonewall.

 

[Corran]

Well, that Torres shout in the box was less a penalty than it was I think, but that Lampard one... stonewall.

waiting on replay, was too busy getting bored and missed it. lol.