Football The 2011/2012 Season Thread

Calaen

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I noticed the eerie silence after being informed he was injured. And If he says yes it was a foul, end of story once more. Purely shit commentating, it's a joke.
 

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I hate to say it but...bring back Andy Gray.

Yep, at least he just talked shit, Wilkins just oozes a I know better than anyone attitude, his commentary is a monotone lecture on what he knows and we don't.

Great goal.
 

Calaen

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It's like he trying to explain to us, what footballers are like. We know you cock we are fans!!
 

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He is trending on uk twitter feed. Mainly with people saying what a cunt he is.
 

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Taylor just keeps popping up in the box as a centre forward, please please score!
 

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It's good I hope he gets a fucking talking too, and frankly he should be made to apologise to Cabaye, for treating him like a cheat.
 

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A few good ones:

JackWilshere Jack Wilshere

What is Ray Wilkins talking about!? If he is hurt he is hurt! How can he get up and carry on with the game? He is clearly not able too!
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ItsAMilligan Andy Milligan

Half time and #nufc 1-0 up, although for QPR, I thought Ray Wilkinshad an outstanding first half in the commentary box.
1burnm Matthew Burnham

BREAKING NEWS Police uncover plot by production crew to murder Ray Wilkins at half time.
MirrorFootball MirrorFootball

He's a modern-day Yoda RT @h00tings: @MirrorFootball RayWilkins discloses secret to football. "You have to score goals"
iainmacintosh Iain Macintosh

Is Ray Wilkins ok? He seems to be descending into his Young Man/My Word vortex at an unprecedented rate of knots.
The72football The 72

I can't be sure but I think Ray Wilkins might want Cabaye to get up and get on with the game. That was a clue, the seventh time he said it.
MirrorFootball MirrorFootball

RT @n1mccabe: @MirrorFootball We're all playing the 'Ray WilkinsDrinking Game'. We're all absolutely bladdered and it's not even half time.
NewConnArtist Dan

I'd like Ray Wilkins to voice over my life. 'You burnt the toast. To be fair, you're tired. Bit of jam, and it'll taste great. Good effort.'
OptaJoke OptaJoke

1,000,000 - Ray Wilkins has just said 'my word' for the 1,000,000th time on Sky Sports. Achievement.
 

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furiouspigeon Thomas N'Kono

If you snort a line of cocaine every time Ray Wilkins says 'my word' - you'd make Charlie Sheen look like a choir boy. You'd also die.
 

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stripeyjumper Eoghan O'Sullivan

If words come out of Ray Wilkins' mouth but no one is listening to him, does he actually say anything?
 

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Oh do fuck off Ray, on Newcastle's last attack.... "you've got to get more men in the box, you can't have a ball like that coming into the box and only have two men there".... Were the players 30 yards behind the play, because it was a very quick counter meant to teleport them selves there?
 

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Swans playing some decent stuff here, be interested if they can keep it up though. Looks like a good place for McEachran to be going too :)
 

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Shaky play from us so far. Song not looking his best today so far. we need to get control of this.
 

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