Football The 2010/2011 Season Thread

[Vladamir]

1455: SUNDERLAND-MAN UTD DELAYED KICK-OFF:
A burst pipe above the Manchester United dressing room has caused the ceiling to collapse and we will now kick off at 1520 BST. Cue a mad rush by the fans back towards the bars.

Buahaha, Brucie trying to outpsych Fergies boys?

 

[cHodAX]

Hell of a co-incidence tbh, right above the United changing room with 15 minutes to go before kickoff.

 

[Ch3tan]

Arhrhrhrrjrjrj - No BErbatov playing today, Macheda and Owen starting upfront.

I don't like this one bit.

 

[cHodAX]

Arhrhrhrrjrjrj - No BErbatov playing today, Macheda and Owen starting upfront.

I don't like this one bit.

Or as Han would say...

'I've got a bad feeling about this'

 

[Ch3tan]

Delayed kick off too.

Spurs v Villa has started off quite well, should be very very entertaining.

 

[Gray]

Everton looking promising against Birmingham on their home turf.

We have history on our side with past results, but they haven't been beaten at home in something like a whole year...

Should be fun.

 

[cHodAX]

Sunderland looking lively, United don't look comfortable with the changes in personel at the moment.

 

[Ch3tan]

Go go Albrighton, that's good fantasy points for me

 

[cHodAX]

O'Shea is fucking shit again this week, constantly 10 yards out of position and off the pace. Fish out of water.

 

[Ch3tan]

He's a great player, but he's awful at right back, his worse position.

Attacking midfield, striker, goalkeeper, all great

 

[cHodAX]

He's a great player, but he's awful at right back, his worse position.

Attacking midfield, striker, goalkeeper, all great

Playing at left today, Evra benched, fucking stupid this is. Bardsley just twated Nani with an elbow as well and no one saw it.

 

[cHodAX]

None of our front players is able to hang onto the ball, Anderson and Fletcher are constantly being bypassed with pace. Rotten stuff from United so far.

 

[Ch3tan]

Van der Vaart is such class, if only Fergie had signed him up instead of rubber face

 

[Gray]

Everton winning, own goal!

:england:

 

[Aph3x]

He hardly touched him, Nani is a diving piece of shit and needs to cut that out of his game tbh.

1st half over and Sunderland have played really well I think, ManUre haven't really done alot and I'd say thats mainly down to us. Malbranque should have scored and Zended was unlucky with a shot against the post. Should have taken our chances and I can't help but feel we will pay for it in the second half.

 

[cHodAX]

He hardly touched him, Nani is a diving piece of shit and needs to cut that out of his game tbh.

1st half over and Sunderland have played really well I think, ManUre haven't really done alot and I'd say thats mainly down to us. Malbranque should have scored and Zended was unlucky with a shot against the post. Should have taken our chances and I can't help but feel we will pay for it in the second half.

Bollocks, he caught him right near the temple, go on give yourself a whack there and see how it feels.

Oh and you give your side too much credit, United seem content to keep passing the ball to you and you seem content to keep squandering chances.

 

[Aph3x]

I bet I'm on my feet again in 30 seconds, I used to play Sunday league mate and took a fair few whacks in my time, didn't spend the next 10 minutes on my arse once I took one either. He caught him but it was a glancing blow rather than a full blown elbow.

Berba on for second half for Owen it seems... There may be trouble ahead, he's been in fine form this season.

 

[Ch3tan]

Van der Vaart again class - and I fucking forgot to transfer him into my team before the deadline this week

 

[cHodAX]

Van Der Vaart is looking like buy of the season.

 

[Ch3tan]

Thought he was very unlucky at Madrid, he was good enough to be a regular but it didn't suit the money men to let him be. Seriously cannot believe Levi and Redknapp got him for so little. The *****.

 

[Aph3x]

Yeah I have always rated him, couldnt belive when it flashed up on SkySports on deadline day that Spurs were trying to rush a deal through at such a cheap price. Fantastic signing for 'Appy Harry

 

[Ch3tan]

Hernandez on for Macheda, think we'll win this now.

 

[Aph3x]

I hope your wrong but I have a feeling that you'll do just that, probably going to be a last minute thing which we have been doing all season, scoring or conceding in the last few minutes of a game.

 

[cHodAX]

United's midfield is far too static when it possesion, Fletch and Ando aren't jockeying for position or making themselves available for layoffs. Very very disappointing stuff from United, the Reserves are playing better football.

 

[Gray]

2-0 Everton, scored in injury time!

 

[cHodAX]

2-0 Everton, scored in injury time!

Above Liverpool now.

 

[JingleBells]

2-0 Everton, scored in injury time!

An Everton player actually scored that one too!

Edit: 2-1 Spurs full time, yessssss!

 

[cHodAX]

Gah fucking Ando again, wasting possession when we have them on the run. Feel for Darron Gibson, lad can't buy a game even when Fletcher/Ando are bang off form.

 

[Aph3x]

Bebe coming on and if he does I bet he introduces himself to the Premiership by scoring a 40 yarder. Always happens against us

 

[cHodAX]

Bebe coming on and if he does I bet he introduces himself to the Premiership by scoring a 40 yarder. Always happens against us

If he does then I am going to start getting drunk right away.