Football The 2010/2011 Season Thread

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Marc said:
Do you think the choker even knows when his own mums birthday is? I bet he only knows his own and sends himself thousands of cards
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Choker's mom is at Bernabeu stadium every weekend, in fact CR uses to point up towards her VIP room were his mom, kid n relatives stand. They even live in a house next to his. Bit cheesy.
 
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Mascherano also chatting shit just like his former mentor.

Barcelona midfielder Javier Mascherano has laid into his former club Liverpool for the way they offloaded Fernando Torres. The Argentine said: "The club try to convince people it is all the player's fault when the reality is that Liverpool didn't show the interest in keeping us."

Fans don't have short memories Javier, and they aren't stupid. What a plank.
 
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is Aquilani still at liverpool or is he out on loan somewhere?
 
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Ch3tan said:
Mascherano also chatting shit just like his former mentor.

Barcelona midfielder Javier Mascherano has laid into his former club Liverpool for the way they offloaded Fernando Torres. The Argentine said: "The club try to convince people it is all the player's fault when the reality is that Liverpool didn't show the interest in keeping us."

Fans don't have short memories Javier, and they aren't stupid. What a plank.
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And then you have Xabi, Xabi Alonso: Liverpool is a special club and fans are great | Mail Online

No question about if it was RM or Barca that got the classier player. Enjoy the bench Masche! :p
 
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Andy Carroll's move from Newcastle to Liverpool not only brings a new club and new challenges for the young striker, it'll also bring new living arrangements. In Newcastle, Carroll was court-ordered to live with club captain Kevin Nolan and his family as a condition of his bail for charges of assaulting a former girlfriend. Nolan made Carroll stick to a strict curfew and read bedtime stories to his kids. But now that he's in Liverpool, we imagine Carroll moving in with his new club's skipper, Steven Gerrard. The following is a transcript of their conversation on the matter.

Carroll: Hello? Anybody home?

Gerrard: Yeah, I'm in the kitchen drinking some lemonade and reading about dinosaurs.

Carroll: Oh, hey Steven. Thanks again for having me.

Gerrard: I know you're thankful. I'm glad everything worked out how I planned. Last week I was talking to the board at Liverpool because they ask me to make all their most important decisions for them and I was like, "Yeah, we should sell Torres to Chelsea for £50 million and then buy Andy Carroll for £35 million and then pretend like we want Charlie Adam too, but just as a joke." And they were like, "Oh Steven Gerrard, that's a great idea -- you should have more kids so there are more people with your smarts in their heads." And I was like "..." and they were like "..."

Carroll: Uh. Right. So is your family OK with me moving in?

Gerrard: Yeah, I didn't tell my wife yet because we usually just say "I love you" and then stare at each other for a really long time, but when I told my daughters, they were like, "Oh Steven Gerrard, that's going to be so much fun. We have no idea who Andy Carroll is but we're sure he's a great lad who never assaults people and probably knows a lot about fashion." And I was like, "Liverpool loves me so much that they'll probably build a statue of me where I'm half man, half horse when I retire." And they were like, "Do you mean a centaur?" And I was like "..." and they were like "..."

Carroll: Right. Well, at Kev's house I read stories to his kids and had loads of fun with them, so I'd be happy to do the same with your girls if you- wait, your daughters call you Steven Gerrard?

Gerrard: Did you read them the one I just made up about the happy Scouse mushroom who was really good at football?

Carroll: Uh, no.

Gerrard: Well you should've. It's a great story and it'll probably win all the book awards and get added to the Bible.

Carroll: OK. So are there any house rules I should know?

Gerrard: Yeah, there's a bunch. I was just telling Glen Johnson my house rules the other day. I was like, "If Phil Collins ever stays at my house I'm going to have him play Sussudio for me live and let me sing the part where he goes 'oh Sussudio.'" And Glen was like, "Oh Steven Gerrard that's the greatest house rule ever. I'll probably get it tattooed on my body after I cut my hair so I can look more like you." And I was like, "I'm going to have Andy Carroll live with me so I can show him how to be the second greatest footballer and have him taste all my signature dishes." And he was like "..." and I was like "..."

Carroll: Right. So are there any house rules for me, or just for Phil Collins?

Gerrard: There are house rules for you and you'll hear them if you stop asking so many questions. The first and only rule for you is that you have to give me cupcakes. Now which bag are they in?

Carroll: ...

Gerrard: ...

Carroll: I didn't know I was supposed to bring cupcakes. But I'll go get you some.

Gerrard: Yes!
 
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Silly me, I thought FIFA had more important things to discuss than something as controversial and life threatening as a piece of fucking clothing.
 
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Taken from Robbie Earnshaw's Wikipedia page:

Robert Earnshaw (born on 6 April 1981) is a Wales international football player. He is a striker presently playing for Nottingham Forest. He is the only player to score a hat-trick in the English Premier League, Championship, League One, League Two (or the divisions under their previous names), the League Cup, the FA Cup and for his country at International level. He is a pacey and skilled forward and has dribbling skills that rival Ronaldinho and Messi

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An interesting thought; which team do you feel has the best strike force in the league, and why?

Obviously a lot of people have been hailing Chelski's new striking line-up as the best, but do you think it is?
 
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Ch3tan said:
An interesting thought; which team do you feel has the best strike force in the league, and why?

Obviously a lot of people have been hailing Chelski's new striking line-up as the best, but do you think it is?
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Chelsea has a lot of potential but Drogba's form would have to improve and it also assume Torres gets off to a great start, i feel Torres might take some time to get comfortable.
 
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Ch3tan said:
An interesting thought; which team do you feel has the best strike force in the league, and why?

Obviously a lot of people have been hailing Chelski's new striking line-up as the best, but do you think it is?
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I don't want to jinx it, but if Rooney has finally got his shooting boots back on, then Rooney-Hernandez-Berbatov is the strongest striking line up in the Prem. Currently.
 
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Berbatov'll start sulking that it's not all about him and turn to shit again.

Hopefully :)
 
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