that dodgy goat bloke

[theriven]

dunno where the thread is but new updated news!!!!!
goat boy


choice bits :

1 )Hall lassoed the goat with his belt before dropping his boxer shorts.

2)Hall’s lawyer Chris Dunn suggested his client was given community service and placed on a sex offenders’ programme.

3)“This was a serious offence for the goat.

ermmm yes har har har

 

[Sar]

Yay Bodhi!

 

[caLLous]

Hehe, but the original wasn't all that hard to find.

 

[Sar]

He probably searched for the term "goat pr0n" and got too many results

 

[xenon2000]

Subdued ... goat like one in attack

I like how they used a stand-in, seeing as the real goat was obviously still 'distressed'. Or it just could have been 2-timing with the police officer...

 

[*Kornholio*]

The had to use a stand-in to keep the goats identity secret until the court case is over... otherwise it might get laughed at by its m8's...

 

[L_Plates]

Originally posted by Kornholio[UC_UK]
The had to use a stand-in to keep the goats identity secret until the court case is over... otherwise it might get laughed at by its m8's...

 

[L_Plates]

Wonder if these are signs are normal were he is from!

 

[*Kornholio*]

LOL !!!

Ask Wij, he should know...

 

[Munkey-]

*skips goat story*



*visits the page3 site*

 

[*Kornholio*]

perv

 

[old.Jas]

Originally posted by Munkey
*visits the page3 site*

CORINA, 19, from Oxford

 

[Sar]

CHRIST FUCK IT!!128

DAMN j00 FIREWALL I WANT TEH TITTIES!

 

[Sir Frizz]

Works for me at college, something going on there

 

[Sar]

BT's attitude is: Womens breasts are offensive.

Moreso when they're uncovered - cos they'll just cause offense.



Causes me offence when I'm denied my basic right as a bloke to exercise my lust glans.

Er, gland.

 

[Sir Frizz]

I think the teachers here have some kind of conspiracy running. Heh, corruption is the daddy!

 

[Sar]

I am corrupt, that's meh problem

 

[old.Jas]

That wij quote in your sig frizz is hilarous out of context

 

[Sir Frizz]

I like my signiature!

 

[theriven]

blimy !
a newby posts and gets no flames
is this a first?

 

[*Kornholio*]

they were distracted by the naked boobs...

 

[Wij]

Why is everyone talking about me in a thread about goat-shagging ?

 

[*Kornholio*]

the dude's from up your way... figured it may be a local interest thing or summat

 

[old.Rostam]

I don't understand.
What's the problem?

Actualy I'm curious to see if the goat becomes GIV positive?

(not sure what term for goats version ofHIV is), I don't think a lot of studies have been carried out to assess cross species transfer of the disease through sexual means)

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by TheRiven
blimy !
a newby posts and gets no flames
is this a first?

We've no problem with newbies posting as long as it's either funny, interesting or features goat-shagging. This thread has it all.

 

[theriven]

i did something right??

cor im a natural at this then

right i gota stop posting or ill get 1 o them silly names that u lot are always talking about (me likes being a penge)

 

[Sar]

Originally posted by Jas

CORINA, 19, from Oxford

I'm home now - YAY FOR TEH TITTIES!!!1

 

[Wij]

Stop it with the tits !!!

I'm at work !!!

 

[*Kornholio*]

Wij, don't people where you work buy either the Sun or the Daily Star - same things in there m8...

 

[Wij]

Yeh, but I have to justify my internet access as a work related tool. Breasts don't help my case.