Do you write a letter to people who send you junk mail through the door thanking them for their unsolicited communication ?
Hello Jim's Double Glazing ? Yes, I'm just phoning to thank you for sending a cheap flyer through my letterbox. Would I like to order something ? Oh heavens, no ! I'm just phoning to thank you for the flyer. Its wonderful ! Have a nice day !
Hello The Local Gazette ? Yes, just a quick call to thank you for sending the freebie adverts local paper through my door once again ! My my my ! You are as busy as bees aren't you ! I seem to get one every week. So does everyone in my street actually ! Oh well, thank you kindly.
Hello Spermo's Extra Penis Viagra ?! I'm just phoning to thank you for sending me the email about how to increase my penis size and free quality viagra. Yes, I am interested. Please send me more emails. Can never have enough emails ! Bye now !
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