textsfromlastnight

[Cerb]

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Dont know if anyone here has heard form it its basically what it says in the name and is abit like bash not all are drunken but most are really funny! (i think the numbers at the start are area codes)

some of my personal favourites...

(312): awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
(708): Did someone propose they get off the stage?

(301): porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.

(310): she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
(1-310): ewwww. she might as well have a dick.

(512): 3.50 mugs at the bar.
(1-512): Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
(512): How ugly, and does she have friends?

662): I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
(662): He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
(1-662): You have my attention.

(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom

(617): I cannot find my penis

 

[Cerb]

oh and the mother of them all

(678): why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
(770): I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle

 

[Fast]

lol

(312): You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?

 

[TdC]

lol, my work knows I was not laughing at the performance graphs.

faves;

(803): Operation extremely regretful is in full effect

(315): my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple

(513): I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors

 

[Chronictank]

(202): He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia

haha


p.s. whats a FB friend

 

[Ch3tan]

facebook friend

 

[megadave]

haha these are great

 

[Dreamor]

brilliant site,

(516): I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank

(703): I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.

 

[gohan]

i dont get it? do peopel txt the site? or do they somehow read other txt's? if peopel txt the site surely its no diff from drunken facebooking?

 

[leviathane]

(816): In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance

 

[Ch3tan]

i dont get it? do peopel txt the site? or do they somehow read other txt's? if peopel txt the site surely its no diff from drunken facebooking?

Nope, basically, you make up something funny, then just type it into the site, and pretend it's a real text you got or received.

 

[Aoami]

it's like bash.org for text messages

 

[Lamp]

Its more like a museum of shit for the lobotomised