Texts from last night

[old.user4556]

http://textsfromlastnight.com/

Could be funny, could be made up. Just another quotes database but worth a mention I felt. Some amusing ones.

 

[Overdriven]

Some of those are actually quite funny.

(310): Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
(770): b/c u have herpes
(310): No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.

Is my fave so far.

This one too.. Keeps making me laugh

(818): Jake died.
(310): WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
(818): Oops typo. Jake cried.

Edit 3: "Worst Night" ones are the best.

 

[caLLous]

Some of those are great. Best one so far:

(323): hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
(323): to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.

FMyLife is also well worth a look.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Hehe there's some good chuckles in amongst those, doesn't matter if any/all are fake

(202): therell be strippers and coke right?
(703): no strippers. just coke.
(202): i hate this fuckin recession

(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom

I particularly liked:

(202): He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia

 

[Wazzerphuk]

FMyLife is great but some of them are so clearly made up it takes some of the shine off. That said, they are still entertaining.

 

[Nate]

Didn't I see a thread about this a few days ago?

 

[mooSe_]

Yeah I <3 FMyLife

texts from last night has some lols in it too

 

[Darthshearer]

(727): He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.