Terry Wogan? Really?

[Killswitch]

from: <oliviamalikahmed@microsoft.com>
reply-to: sir_woganterry1950@yahoo.com.hk
date: 23 June 2008 11:44
subject: Winner No. 17
mailed-by: danubio.dattaweb.com

20 Craven Park, Harlesden
London NW10
United Kingdom
Ref:MSW-L/327015002/08
Batch Number:2008January#414

Dear Winner,
The Board of Directors of Microsoft Worldwide Co-operation Management
announces to you as 1 of our 30 lucky winners of this Year's draw held
on 25th of May 2008.

All 30 winning Email Addresses were randomly selected from a batch of 786,000
international emails world-wide.

And your emailaddress emerged alongside with 29 others as the Third category
winner.Consequently you have therefore been approved for a total pay out of
US$1,000,000:00 (One Million United States Dollars) only.

Thefollowing particulars are attached to your lottery payment order.
(i) Ref:MSW-L/327015002/08
(ii) Batch Number:2008January#414
(iii)Ticked Number:214-056-278
(iv) Serial Number:s/n-01025
(v) Lucky Numbers: 724-595-62-07-45
(vi) Security Code MSW/JUN/SS08

Please be informed by this winning notification,to file your claims,you are to
make contact with your designated agent who shall by duty guide you through
the process to facilitate the release of your prize.

To file for your claim Please Contact your fiduciary agent.
SIR TERRY WOGAN
Microsoft Promotion Award Team
Email: sir_woganterry1950@excite.com

You are advised to contact your fiduciary agent with the following details to
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Now...I started getting suspicious when they first mentioned that I needed to contact Sir Terry Wogan directly in order to claim my prize. The idea that Sir Terry has an Excite email address seems slightly unlikely to me, although you never know.

On reflection, I've decided to give them the benefit of the doubt and I have sent a message to Sir Terry which I reproduce in full below;

"SHOW ME THE MONEY YOU PISSED-UP EUROVISION-LOVING LEPRECHAUN-SHAGGING IRISH TWAT!"

Now I'll just wait for my money to arrive...

 

[Amanita]

What you'll get is tons more of that as that little Spamling runs off to tell all his spamling friends!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Why would a microsoft lottery be registered with an UK gaming commision? :kissit:

Anyway, even if that is true, i'd check from microsoft if it's legit and then win win win!

 

[Jeremiah]

The fact they spelled emailaddress as one word made me immediately suspicious!!

 

[Killswitch]

What you'll get is tons more of that as that little Spamling runs off to tell all his spamling friends!

Yeah, I don't worry about that so much...spammers aren't the only people who can forge email headers

 

[Golena]

Yeah, I don't worry about that so much...spammers aren't the only people who can forge email headers

I did wonder why my spam suddently increased.. oh well, mystery solved.

 

[Ezteq]

What you'll get is tons more of that as that little Spamling runs off to tell all his spamling friends!

rofl spamling, sounds quite cute really.

 

[Lamp]

20 Craven Park, Harlesden
London NW10
United Kingdom

I know Craven Park. That area is rough as fuck. People are always getting stabbed and shot in Harlesden. Its one of the roughest parts of London. An absolute shit hole. Don't get out of your car in Harlesden. Seriously bad neighbourhood.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

You see, I just block all the spam, except the one that say hot lesbians are just waiting for me. The thought of those scantily clad ladies just waiting for me is enough incentive to get up in the morning.

 

[TdC]

The thought of those scantily clad ladies just waiting for me is enough incentive to get up in the morning.

I completely agree with the above. Except the fact that the young ladies are waiting for me, not you, Binky. You can watch if you want though!

 

[Overdriven]

It's SIR Wogan, how can that be a scam?! *Replies in your name, will all his info* XD

 

[Binky the Bomb]

I completely agree with the above. Except the fact that the young ladies are waiting for me, not you, Binky. You can watch if you want though!

Porn is porn. As long as the nubile young ladies are there, who cares if the plumber walks into the shot?

 

[Lamp]

There's regular porn....and then there's wierd porn...

 

[Binky the Bomb]

I wonder if those guys have ever tried to use Terry Wogan in a porn spam?
What type of wierdo would click that link?

 

[Huntingtons]

.

 

[Killswitch]

I wonder if those guys have ever tried to use Terry Wogan in a porn spam?
What type of wierdo would click that link?

sometimes...not often, but sometimes...I like the idea of Terry Wogan with a horse.

Okay, so it's not a direct quote, but that bit of the film always makes me laugh!

 

[Lamp]

Next time you're having sex, just think of Terry Wogan

 

[Killswitch]

Next time you're having sex, just think of Terry Wogan

I'm not allowed to think about Terry any more...apparently I finish too fast when I do. Now I have to think of Lamp naked and covered in cream cheese!

 

[Lamp]

I don't like cream cheese...but its your fantasy so knock yourself out