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Rubber Bullets

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Originally posted by The_Sheriff
If ye ever have a CAT scan it'll have to come out.

Not true, (unless it's your penis they're scanning) but if you have an MRI it'll definately have to come out. The thought of what could happen is making my eyes water.

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The_Sheriff

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Originally posted by schadenfreude
Not true, (unless it's your penis they're scanning) but if you have an MRI it'll definately have to come out. The thought of what could happen is making my eyes water.

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Argh MRI thats what I meant.
Computed Axial Tomography isn't the thing I menat. I meant Magnetic Resonance Imaging.
Fancy me getting that muddled up working in a hospital too. I blame the heat.
 
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leggy

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Originally posted by Will
When I got my appendix out, I had to tape it up. They said it was in case I went under and they had to jump-start me. So there I was, with a sheet over me, in the anaesthesia room, taping up my penis while three nurses faced away, trying not to giggle.

Funnily enough, when I woke up, the sellotape was gone.

Very nice. :D

Sounds pretty close to the hospital fantasy I have, except they are vets not nurses.
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by The_Sheriff
If ye ever have a CAT scan it'll have to come out.

I have a scat cam. Can any of your readers beat that ?
 
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Clowneh!

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u shoulda got the nurses to tape it up for you ;)
 
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Will

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Originally posted by Clowneh!
u shoulda got the nurses to tape it up for you ;)
She had a sexy Czech accent too. I wish.
 
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Rubber Bullets

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Originally posted by The_Sheriff
Fancy me getting that muddled up working in a hospital too. I blame the heat.

The heat is a good thing to blame, I worked a night shift last night, starting at 5pm, and all our aircon had packed up in the unequal struggle. Apparently health and safety regs state a lower temperature limit to be expected to work in but not an upper one :( It was a fucking furnace.

BTW what is your job?

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Ch3tan

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The transformer overheated and blew at work yesterday. Took 5 huge shops in Croydon shopping center out for a whole day. Too much power was being demanded from it for all the ac, fridges etc, and it was in a small poorly ventillated room.
 
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Durzel

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I'm a cop you idiot!

I'm Detective John Kimble!
 

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