Teh Seel brings the rap agai-an.

old.Tohtori

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Uh...bring the beat now...
That's it.
Gotta get the groove on.

Uh, back from vacation, relaxation,
Teh Seels here again, bring it on.
Take a look 'round, lotsa new faces,
Filling up these forum spaces.
All here, all sortsa colors and races.
So let's take all'yall to Seel Rap Stat-sions.

Teh Seel is back over here,
went away, just over there.
Perk your ears an' try to hear.
Seel's back ya'll, have no fear!

Things got hot, hadda leave the place.
Leaving a void, little bit of empty space.
Now i'm back in this lil forum race.
And i won't be coming back with grace.

What?

Naa man, bring the rhymes in a suitcase.
Look at dat, the villagers begin to chase.
They can't find me, 'cause Seels too ace.
Pumps on ma flippers, won't tie the lace.

Teh Seel is back over here,
went away, just over there.
Perk your ears an' try to hear.
Seel's back ya'll, have no fear!

Been hearing that my flow ain't cool,
that i'm as tight as doggies drool.
Can't have that, no for sure,
gotta show that i'm teh pure.
So take a moment, take a lil while,
while Teh Seel drops a rap-pile.

Shh...

One of the old, made of gold, broke the mold,
never sold, plenty told, grab a hold of the KB,
see bee? From A to Z, Seels the D and freddies the J.
O K? Get up and scream Heee-ey!
Every day, make the pay, now what you say?

"Why can't you go on and get out of here!"
Aww...timberlake cry me a riveeeer and shed a tear.
"Seel ain't cool, should be named Teh Suck!"
Well you all know that i don't give a f*ck...
"Aw hell man, not that whacko again..."
This place was becoming a bit too sane so...

Teh Seel is back over here,
went away, just over there.
Perk your ears an' try to hear.
Seel's back ya'll, have no fear!

Now one more set to close this threddy,
some say i suck, some say i'm silly.
No matter what, i'll come willynilly.
Sit on my icefloat that's so chilly.
Once more and now all with some feeling,
ya'll know the words so get up and sing.
Make the world know, it's a new time,
i'm here to stay and here to rhyme!!

Teh Seel is back over here,
went away, just over there.
Perk your ears an' try to hear.
Seel's back ya'll, have no fear!

Peas out.

*drops the Mike*

Mike: Ow!
 

old.Tohtori

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'xcuse the doublepost, but updated to more looney tuney :D
 

old.Tohtori

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I aim to please. Though not personally since you're a hairy 40 year old guy from virginia. Or something like that :D

Here's a little toodle with an upbeat tempo. If it had one. :eek7:

I want some real life drops!
Be it cash or warm fuzzy socks!
I hate that i have to visit the shops!
So i want some real life drops!!!

I wish i could get drops from real life,
like soda, socks or even a foreign wife.
Now i have to sit and whine and pout.
I have to go out and buy some dinner trout.
'cause there's no drops around in real life.

I want some real life drops!
Be it cash or warm fuzzy socks!
I hate that i have to visit the shops!
So i want some real life drops!!!

I hate this thing that they call reality.
Where you have to stop to shower or to pee.
And if you want to get new stuff,
things you go through are so very rough.
Why can't there be some real life drops for me...

I want some real life drops!
Be it cash or warm fuzzy socks!
I hate that i have to visit the shops!
So i want some real life drops!!!

Oh i wish that i could hit granny on the head.
Get a bag from her that's filled with tasty bread!
But if i go along and hit her on the head,
granny would fall down and soon be dead.
And i get no loot, but get arrested for it instead.

Oh my...i so wish that i could get loot...

But this real world...is so boring...

Nobody drops anything if you hit them...i tried...

Sigh...

I want some real life drops!
Be it cash or warm fuzzy socks!
I hate that i have to visit the shops!
So i want some real life drops!

One more time!!

We want some real life drops!
Like cash or warm fuzzy socks!
We all hate to go and visit the shops!
So we want some real life drops!!!
 

old.Tohtori

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*takes a long breath*

Welcome to the freddyshouse,
we got the player's and the hose,
washing out, all the trout,
watch out noob, "Look a boob!"
Flame on, fantastic four,
with your whine, we mop the floor.
Ezteq, got the rep,
almost in her every thread.
Thorwyn, ain't safe for work,
links are dirty like a pork.
Jupitus and Tilda too,
moderating here for you.
Whine on, wear a thong,
they will ban you if you're wrong.
Bahhumat is real obsessed,
Hasselhoff is his own pet.
So he wishes, can't come true,
and then we have to mention Roo.
Writing things, day and night,
if Roo stops there comes a fight.
"Write more!", fans all shout,
then they wait and sit and pout.
Teh Seel, that is me,
being odd as odd can be.
Many more, too much to say,
coming here, most every day.
If i didn't mention you,
reply here and i will do,
few lines, for the times,
that way you don't have to sue.
Now i'm, out of breath,
it's my aim, around the earth,
drink more coffee, good advice,
but now this rhyme must suffice.
 

Infanity

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Jeff and Tonder tbh :<

1 per day will keep infanity away !
 

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