Teh Seel Battles Against Roo With a Rap!

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old.Tohtori

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Guess it's time for me again. Nice one on the last Roo but try and top this :D

As I run through Thirdanki and see a message of death,
I take a look at my group,
And realize there's noone left.
'Cause i was away from my group so long,
That even my GM thinks that my connections gone.
But I ain't never left one down who don't deserve it.
Treat them like a noob you know that's unheard of.
Betta watch who you fighting.
And who ya aggroing.
Or you and your group might end up on a walk.
I really hate to ask but I need a /loc.
As they croak, see the mobs running from the smoke.
Fool, I'm the kinda Healer noobies wanna be like.
Running 'round in the night.
Ressing them after a bad fight.

Been ressing most the times,
Living in a healer's paradise.
Keep ressing most them lives,
Living in a healer's paradise.

Now there's a new group, they got me buffing.
I can't be a shammy, now don't show me hate.
At the end of day, these buffs might save the team.
Too many asking ressing, while they chasing chains.
I'm an mendspecced tool with purity on my mind.
Got my hammer in my hand and a loot in my eye.
I'm a low down norseman, group buffing healer.
And my groupies are down so don't raise my anger.
Fool, release ain't nothing but a second away.
I'll ress them before you, what can I say?
Levels twenty-three now but will I LD before I see twenty-four?
The way the ping is showing... I don't know.

Tell me why they be, too noob to see,
That a simple G, gets a faster rez from me?

Been ressing most the times,
Living in a healer's paradise.
Keep ressing most them lives,
Living in a healer's paradise.

Power running low, need rest for power.
Mob after mob, hour after hour.
Everybody's camping, but half of them ain't looting.
At what the mobs are dropping,
it seems just like senseless exping.
I say they gotta learn,
They ask another rez from me.
If they can't play support, how can they be me?
I guess they can't.
I guess they won't, I guess they fuck.
That's why this realm is out of luck, foo!

Been ressing most the times,
Living in a healer's paradise.
Keep ressing most them lives,
Living in a healer's paradise.

Been ressing most the times,
Living in a healer's paradise.
Keep ressing most them lives,
Living in a healer's paradise.
 
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Roo Stercogburn

Guest
oooh nice one.

<puts thinking cap on...>
 
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Roo Stercogburn

Guest
(Delving way back in time for this one :D)

The Lone Ranger by Quantum Jump

---> The Buffed Ranger

Timeittomakethebuffslastbuffswillmakemestronga-
ImnotabuffwhoreIjustwannafightforlonga-
nicemaxxedmydexnowandmyconislookinggood

Me nightshade Kimosabi
Me go and catchee caster
Find him by the shady water
Deep within the Yggdra forest
Find him scalp him eat him up for breakfast
Real good friend to Kimosabi
Save another duskwood arrow

Hi ho Silver away
Ride down into Yggdra today
But who was that buffwhore you say
That was the Buffed Ranger

Fill up realm points nice for Tonto
Kimosabi's bot buffs me too
He gives crafted gear to Tonto
Not sure where this codpiece goes though
Tonto fall about with laughter
Ranger one-shots grey-con caster
Even pass a tote to Silver
Mask man very untogether

Hi ho Silver away
Ride down into Yggdra today
But who was that buffwhore you say
That was the Buffed Ranger

Timeittomakethebuffslastbuffswillmakemestronga-
ImnotabuffwhoreIjustwannafightforlonga-
nicemaxxedmydexnowandmyconislookinggood

Tonto know that Hibby Rangers
Never ever have a woman
Tonto sometime stop and wonder
What the trip with the great white brothers
Maybe rangers they all poofters
Try it on with surly Tonto
Buffed I'm sure they go for hours
Tonto doesn't mind

Hi ho Silver away
Ride down into Yggdra today
But who was that buffwhore you say
That was the Buffed Ranger
 
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Coffeus

Guest
"Leaving With The Stealth Zerg"

All my poisons packed im ready to go.
Im standing here out side pk
I hate to /send you to say goodbye.
But the dawn is breaking, it's early morn.
The groups all waiting, minstrels blowing his horn
Already I'm so lonesome I could cry.

[Chorus]
So buff me and smile for me,
Tell me that you'll wait for me,
Hold me like you'll never let me go.
'Cause I'm leaving with the stealth zerg.
Don't know when I'll be back again -
Oh Babe, I hate to go.

There's so many times I've let alb down,
So many times I've played a caster
I tell you now, they don't mean a thing.
Every gate i camp, I'll think of you,
Every hib I stab, I'll stab for you,
When I come back, I'll bring your relic home

[Chorus]

Now the time has come to leave you,
One more time let me /kiss you,
Then close your eyes, I'll be on my way.
Dream about the Realm ranks to come.
When I will be able to work alone,
About the times I won't have to say ...

[Chorus]

/bow
 
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old.Tohtori

Guest
I'd like to welcome you all to this rock and blues session with Teh Seel. It's so nice to see you all here. This first one goes to all you who feel a bit wrong in your chosen line. No matter how gimped you feel out there, you know that you can always respec...


Hey, little noobie, you know it.
What you need, mmm, you know I got it.
All you need is a little respec with this here stone.
(Just a little bit) Yeah, noobie noobie noobie.
(Just a little bit) You need this home.
(Just a little bit) Hey.
(Just a little bit)

Now don't do it wrong, with this stone.
I only got one of them and i know you wanna.
All you need is a little respec when you get this stone.
(Just a little bit) Hey noobie.
(Just a little bit) When you get this stone.
(Just a little bit) Hey hey hey.
(Just a little bit) Yeah yeah yeah.

I'm about to give this and some money. (Mmm)
But don't mess it up now noobie.
This is a fair guild but if you do i'll kick you out.
(Justa justa justa justa justa justa justa justa) Ooh you get this stone.
(Just a little bit) Take it from me now yeah.
(Just a little bit) Mmm.

Ooh, you can't hit squat you gimped dummy.
Ooh, running around with no money.
And all you need, hey, just a little respec with the stone.
(Just a little bit) Hey noobie.
(Just a little bit) You need the stone.
(Just a little bit) Go and do it now yeah
(Just a little bit)

R to the E-S-P-E-C
Take this right template from me.
R tot the E-S-P-E-C
Get that P-B-T.

(Use it) Hey.
(Believe me, believe me) A little respec.
Hey baby, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
(Use it) I don't wanna, o.
(Believe me, believe me) Just need a little bit.
O baby, o trust me (Respec) And you're ready to go.
(Ooh ooh ooh believe me) Yeah, use it.
All over the realm, trust the respec.


I see that the house is ready for some serious blues action. So whereever you are running in the realm right now, listen up 'cause, no matter how uber you think you are, you're always going to need something special to get that extra edge...

Hey!

Well my attributes's rising and i pass the TK door.
Around 30 albs zergin' and their gonna get more.
Let me at 'em baby, I don't care what they got.
but they better got some 50's 'cause, this savage is hot.

No lag, we made it.
No lag, let's do it.
You gotta...

Gimme some buffin' (Gimme some buffin')
Gimme some buffin' (Gimme gimme some buffin')
Gimme some buffin'
Everyday.
Hey hey.

Hey!

Well I feel damn good, my damage is way up high.
Albs better thread easy 'cause i'm ready to fire.
I've killed 10 allready and i know what to do.
the same thing's gonna happen to the rest of you.
And there's...

No lag, we made it.
No lag, let's do it.
You gotta...

Gimme some buffin' (Gimme some buffin')
Gimme some buffin' (Gimme gimme some buffin')
Gimme some buffin'
Everyday.

Allright! Now for this next song, i want you all to raise your weapons high and sing along 'cause it's time to wrap it up and shake the foundations before they even get here! I do hope you all enjoyed the show, and remember, that no matter who you are, and what you do to play, exp and survive, there is still one thing that make us all the same. You, me, albs, everybody, everybody...

Everybody, hates the monkey.
Everybody, hates the monkey today. (monkey today)
Not hard to miss (Not hard to miss)
It's GOA we diss (GOA we diss)
I hate you you you.
I hate you you you.
I hate you you you. When i'm logging.
I hate you you you. When a hitman i hire.

Every week i feel.
I feel a little mad inside.
When GOAs monkey mistreats me.
I never never never have a place to hide.
I hate you!

Every week i feel.
I feel a little mad inside.
When GOAs monkey mistreats me.
I never never never have a place to hide.
I hate you you you.
I hate you you you.
I hate you you you.
I hate you!

You know people when GOA hired that damn monkey.
We don't care if it's a woman, or just a hairy man.
Hate him, hold him, curse her, flame her, email her.
Flame and name that person, email 'em all your "love".
Signature your email with hell's zipcode and address.
Because it's so important for them to know there's somebody,
who flames, names, cries and whines with cheese.

Everybody hates that monkey.
Everybody hates that monkey today.
GOA you damn dove.
Our password we miss.
That's why we diss.
I hate you you you.
We hate you you you.
We hate you you you...

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!!
 
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Cloudd_RTD

Guest
So.... Old.... Can't... Go on! Must... use... powers, and... signal the... others! Beam me up SCOTTEH!! *sigh*

Tragic.

*koskos*

Cloudd
 
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old.Tohtori

Guest
Making new words to songs old?

Nooo!

Really?!

Well duh if i ain't the sharpest pencil in the box for not noticing that....oooooh....teach me more oh mighty one! :p

EDIT: Almost forgot this...

Monkeys.

*hukhuk*
 
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Roo Stercogburn

Guest
Mmm Blues Brothers :)

Watched that again recently. I think the thing that still cracks me up the most is when Carrie Fisher keeps coming up with ways to kill them and they basically ignore her and the effects of what she's doing as if nothing has happened. Like when she uses a rocket launcher on the place they are staying and they just stand up from the rubble, dust themselves off and off they go.

And it has one of my favourite ever lines in it:

"Are you policemen?"
"No ma'am, we're musicians."

Deadpan and perfect. I actually got to use this line one time when I turned up at a customer (a police HQ). The poor receptionist was very confused while a few peeps sitting waiting there fell off their chairs. I just wish I'd had my shades on at the time :D
 
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old.Tohtori

Guest
From the days of "albion morning raids":

"It's 6am, we have 3 fg's of albs, mids are asleep and it's a 5 min run to the keep. Let's roll." :D
 
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old.Tohtori

Guest
Well...just had to try one...no need in chorus change :p

You got a nerfed zerker - and to a hunt you wanna go.
You ask for a group, "Please?" - and they always say, "No!"
You're one of those classes - that just don't work.
Just like the Thane class treated like a newbie jerk.

(chorus) You gotta fight for your right to party

You asked a group for a slot - and they said, "No way!"
Damn hypocrites - their all gimped anyway.
Man, playing a zerker is such a drag.
And who the hell would go solo into mel mag? (Bust it!)

(repeat chorus)

You're no use as a tank if studded armor is all you can wear.
Now be a good 'lil zerker and try to solo that hare.
You get pissed off and ask, "What's my only choice?"
Now don't be too jealous - be one of the Sa-va-ge Boys!

(repeat chorus twice)
 
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Roo Stercogburn

Guest
Well since Nico asked, I thought I'd better...


Yo pretty norse chicks around the realm
Gonna go grab some relics
So tell all the boys and girls
Tell your brother, your sister and your mamma too
we´re about to port through
And you know just what to do
Wave your hands in the air like you don´t care
Gilde by the guard pops as they start to look and stare
Do your mez, do your mez, do your mez quick cast
Come on baby tell me what´s the word

"Stick up!" everybody says
When you hear the call this relic train gets underway
"Stick up!" it´s the code word
The CG's listen-only and you know that you´ll be heard

Now all you IRC d00ds who think you´re fly
There´s got to be a reason and we know the reason why
Why you blab on the net and you act real cool
Got to realise that you´re acting like fools
Give us music we can use it, while on our way
Relic raids go better amp that hits eleven.
No Renaris, no Renaris, no Renaris this time
Come on baby tell me what´s the word

"Stick up!" everybody says
When you hear the call this relic train gets underway


ST.I.C.K. UP, ST.I.C.K. UP, ST.I.C.K. UP, ST.I.C.K. UP


Yeh you muppet l33t d00ds who think you´re fly
Wasting time on IRC cuz we're knocking on door 3
Why you put on those airs and you act real cool
Got to realise that you´re too late haha fools
If there´s stealthers we can use them to kill the wiz
Didn't have the time for Beno, Bolg, Ren and Berks too
ground target, ground target, ground target for me mamma
Come on baby tell me what´s the word

"Stick up!" everybody says
When you hear the call this relic train gets underway
"Stick up!" it´s the code word
The CG's listen-only and you know that you´ll be heard

"Stick up!" everybody says
When you hear the call this relic train gets underway
"Stick up!" it´s the code word
The CG's listen-only and you know that you´ll be heard
 
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Damini

Guest
Hrm, debating whether this should be moved to the creative forum...
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
if you debate with yourself Damini, youll end up losing.

technically :p
 
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Damini

Guest
I was hoping someone would see I'm struggling and make the decision for me :)
 
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old.Dillinja

Guest
Not sure if this stuff counts as 'Creative'. ;)
 
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Roo Stercogburn

Guest
Radar Love by Golden Earring.


I’ve been zergin‘ all night my hand’s wet on the mouse
Got my bot in the keep safe as any brick house
And my buttmate calls that she needs me here
Signal is clear there are no blips near

When milegates quiet and the longing gets too much
I need some RP, need some targets close to me
We don’t need voice comms at all

We got a thing that’s called radar love
We got to cheat, we don't care
Radar Love

Video’s playin‘ some forgotten film
Some aging macho actor with a gun and a drawl
Saying "To survive war you gotta become war."

When I get lonely and I’m sure I’ve had enough
I go Emain and bring my buttmates there with me
We don’t need a skills at all

We got a thing that’s called radar love
We got to cheat, we don't care
Radar Love

SOLO

No more speed I’m almost there
Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care
If I arrive at MACH 5
Even those noobs would stare

And when I see the mirror what do I see there?
Winner L33ts coming on strong
And the forums sing their gratz
Oh one more realm rank done

When I get lonely and I’m sure I’ve had enough
She sends her PM coming in from above
We don’t need a those skills at all

We got a thing that’s called radar love
We gonna get realm rank ten
We got a thing that’s called radar love
We got a thing that’s called radar love

;)
 
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Old Nicodemus

Guest
Hmmm... Got ganked by a radar abuser recently Roo? ;)
 
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