Teh newbie guide!!1111

[Damini]

Once, when I was younger, a man who had fancied me encountered a man who I decided to date in a pub. The man who had fancied me was enraged that I had not fallen for his charms. The man that was dating me became enraged at this unwelcome interluder.

They began to argue. In Klingon.





Part of me died that day.



Let us never speak of this again.

 

[*charlton_thd*]

*hugs Damini*

 

[Sawtooth]

Beam me up. Thats what I say to my wife.

sAW

 

[Summo]

SHE CANNAE TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS, CAP'N!

If I had a wife, that's what I'd say to her.

 

[Munkey-]

leave the dog alone next time summo

 

[old.VR-]

GHEY

 

[old.Kez]

Well, er, thanks for that, VR ...

 

[MYstIC G]

Originally posted by Damini
Once, when I was younger, a man who had fancied me encountered a man who I decided to date in a pub. The man who had fancied me was enraged that I had not fallen for his charms. The man that was dating me became enraged at this unwelcome interluder.

They began to argue. In Klingon.





Part of me died that day.



Let us never speak of this again.

ROFL!

(soz )

 

[old.ZUPA HAX 13370r]

\/\/4ht i$ 4 newbie?

n0bz Ff$!1!@~21

 

[old.VR-]

j00 = teh n0()b

 

[Munkey-]

BOOBEH!!!!!!

 

[Munkey-]

Originally posted by Damini
Once, when I was younger, a man who had fancied me encountered a man who I decided to date in a pub. The man who had fancied me was enraged that I had not fallen for his charms. The man that was dating me became enraged at this unwelcome interluder.

They began to argue. In Klingon.





Part of me died that day.



Let us never speak of this again.

so i take it kenny won then?

 

[Damini]

Nooo... heh. The spurned guy lost and was banned from the pub indefinately, and I dated the victor for another two and a half years before I finally cottoned on that he was mentally insane, and so I fled to america, travelled around having all kinds of Damini Adventures (tm) which I might one day tell you about, if I havent already, then returned to england for university where i promptly met Kenny and stalked him until the other girls got scared, and slowly whittled away his choices of prime female until his spirit broke and he chose me, in the delussional impression that he still had free will and autonomy.

 

[Sir Frizz]

Originally posted by Damini
Nooo... heh. The spurned guy lost and was banned from the pub indefinately, and I dated the victor for another two and a half years before I finally cottoned on that he was mentally insane, and so I fled to america, travelled around having all kinds of Damini Adventures (tm) which I might one day tell you about, if I havent already, then returned to england for university where i promptly met Kenny and stalked him until the other girls got scared, and slowly whittled away his choices of prime female until his spirit broke and he chose me, in the delussional impression that he still had free will and autonomy.

If only this worked for men...