Teh Funny: Keg End song

[Belsameth]

I was idling a bit next to a few keg end spoilers when suddenly they burst into song. The song was funny enough to capture the lyrics

Da stunties make da grog
An'we've taken all we can
We carried it away
In truth some of us ran
We took it to da boss
To see what he would fink
He took a little sip
But then his sip became a drink

OH AYA DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE
AYE DEE DIE DEE DIE

He drank up all we had.
Three kegs and then some more
He punched me in me ja an' asked
Why didn't we bring him four
We groveled for forgiveness
In truth we hid away
The remainder of da stunty loot
To drink another day

OH AYA DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE
AYE DEE DIE DEE DIE

Da boss is gone from camp now
Ta take more stunty ale
An'now we gotz ta drink da stuff
Or else he'll kick our tail!
So drink and drink and drink some more
An' drink until we're through
An' when he comes back to da camo
We won' become his stew

OH AYA DEE DIE DEE DIE DEE DIE
AYE DEE DIE DEE DIE

 

[Cylian]

Dwarf Song:
There's bock brewed in Altdorf, that's bitter to taste
There's wine aged in Saphery, I've often embraced
But stout from the halls of Karaz-a-Karak
Can quench all yer thirst in the depths of its black

It's Keg End, now drink up yer beer

The dwarf know the art of craftin' the brew
An' some share the art with a manling or two
But cursed be the dawi who shares with an elf
The secrets of brewin' should be kept to oneself

It's Keg End, now drink up yer beer

Some elves seem to fancy a bottle of wine
An' manlings like whiskey that's aged fer a time
But Bugmans' the dwarf with the ale that's the best
His brew be the kind that puts hair on yer chest

It's Keg End, now drink up yer beer