R
Roo Stercogburn
Guest
Teh Friday News!
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[2003-21-11]
Welcome to the babble dome!
Greetings poor people! How do we know you're poor? Because you're suddenly aware you should have been farming like mad these last weeks and are now struggling to buy a plot for a house!
And how many of you are wishing you'd done fletching now!
Oodles methinks.
Anyway, enough pre-babble, on with the main babble!
New things and bug fixes.
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We've decided to randomise keep layouts. Each keep will have its doors randomly moved around every game day. This fixes the problem of certain players running through non-existant doors as now everyone will be doing it. Additionally, to add to realism, Keep Lords have been given a variety of personalities:
Shy Keep Lord: Hides in Keep and won't fight. Players will have to find him before they can attempt to take the keep.
Bed wetter Keep Lord: Immune to Heat-based attacks.
Bully Keep Lord: you are unable to attack him until you've given him all your money and brought your dad along.
Accountant Keep Lord: has pbae Sleep spell.
Prydwen Server Upgrade
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The puddles under our desks from laughing employees are merging and forming a small lake. Dream on losers! If the Excal players keep joining your server we'll simply swap them over.
Patch Translations
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Stop whining. We're doing them. You just got a patch 5 days ago.
Anti-GOAT Petitions
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Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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Well that about wraps it up for this week. Have fun playing naked beach volleyball this weekend and remember, look after each other.
-----------------------
[2003-21-11]
Welcome to the babble dome!
Greetings poor people! How do we know you're poor? Because you're suddenly aware you should have been farming like mad these last weeks and are now struggling to buy a plot for a house!
And how many of you are wishing you'd done fletching now!
Oodles methinks.
Anyway, enough pre-babble, on with the main babble!
New things and bug fixes.
------------------------------------
We've decided to randomise keep layouts. Each keep will have its doors randomly moved around every game day. This fixes the problem of certain players running through non-existant doors as now everyone will be doing it. Additionally, to add to realism, Keep Lords have been given a variety of personalities:
Shy Keep Lord: Hides in Keep and won't fight. Players will have to find him before they can attempt to take the keep.
Bed wetter Keep Lord: Immune to Heat-based attacks.
Bully Keep Lord: you are unable to attack him until you've given him all your money and brought your dad along.
Accountant Keep Lord: has pbae Sleep spell.
Prydwen Server Upgrade
---------------------------------
The puddles under our desks from laughing employees are merging and forming a small lake. Dream on losers! If the Excal players keep joining your server we'll simply swap them over.
Patch Translations
---------------------------
Stop whining. We're doing them. You just got a patch 5 days ago.
Anti-GOAT Petitions
-------------
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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Well that about wraps it up for this week. Have fun playing naked beach volleyball this weekend and remember, look after each other.