Teh Friday News

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Roo Stercogburn

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Teh Friday News!
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[2003-21-11]


Welcome to the babble dome!

Greetings poor people! How do we know you're poor? Because you're suddenly aware you should have been farming like mad these last weeks and are now struggling to buy a plot for a house!

And how many of you are wishing you'd done fletching now!
Oodles methinks.

Anyway, enough pre-babble, on with the main babble!


New things and bug fixes.
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We've decided to randomise keep layouts. Each keep will have its doors randomly moved around every game day. This fixes the problem of certain players running through non-existant doors as now everyone will be doing it. Additionally, to add to realism, Keep Lords have been given a variety of personalities:

Shy Keep Lord: Hides in Keep and won't fight. Players will have to find him before they can attempt to take the keep.

Bed wetter Keep Lord: Immune to Heat-based attacks.

Bully Keep Lord: you are unable to attack him until you've given him all your money and brought your dad along.

Accountant Keep Lord: has pbae Sleep spell.


Prydwen Server Upgrade
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The puddles under our desks from laughing employees are merging and forming a small lake. Dream on losers! If the Excal players keep joining your server we'll simply swap them over.


Patch Translations
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Stop whining. We're doing them. You just got a patch 5 days ago.


Anti-GOAT Petitions
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Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool



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Well that about wraps it up for this week. Have fun playing naked beach volleyball this weekend and remember, look after each other.
 
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Roo Stercogburn

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On a side note: good to see something from in the community appearing on GOA news pages. Hope this keeps up.
 
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old.job

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Shy Keep Lord: Hides in Keep and won't fight. Players will have to find him before they can attempt to take the keep.

What a great idea :clap:
 
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old.windforce

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more anxious for Roo's friday news then the "real" one

:clap: :clap: :clap:
 
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the_smurflord

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Originally posted by old.windforce
more anxious for Roo's friday news then the "real" one

You mean this isn't real???
:scared:
 
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xplo

Guest
Shy Keep Lord: Hides in Keep and won't fight. Players will have to find him before they can attempt to take the keep.

This is allready implemented imo ;d
 
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old.tuppe

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yep, must agree, sometimes lord run around keep like that kid in home alone movie, screaming etc.
 
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Roo Stercogburn

Guest
Originally posted by old.tuppe
yep, must agree, sometimes lord run around keep like that kid in home alone movie, screaming etc.

That was Nico actually. In keep, not Home Alone movie I mean :D
 
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Sard-Eare

Guest
Roo is taking Tohitri's place !! :clap: nice one Roo bloody hilarious
 
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Sharma

Guest
Originally posted by Sard-Eare
Roo is taking Tohitri's place !! :clap: nice one Roo bloody hilarious

Nah, Seel doesnt make any sense.

Roo wont take his place. :)
 

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