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Roo Stercogburn
Guest
Teh Friday News!
[2003-7-11]
Greetings, salutations and much moist welcoming!
Christmas is coming, the trolls are getting fat, please put some subs into poor old GOAT's hat.
In Game Councilling
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We have observed that some players are suffering from megalomania, delusions of grandeur and other side effects of actually believing that leading in game is real. Oh boy. As such, we've decided to offer free councilling to anyone who has led raids, hunts and other in-game events and has started to believe in their own godhood. Dr. Dozigtroll Itsonlyacigar will be available with years of experience to help any sufferers and for those of you having to put up with these people, we are providing joy buzzers which will send an electric shock to delusional players every time they try to order you around. We can think of at lease a couple of players likely to drain the national grid of various countries within minutes of logging on.
Server Upgrade
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Anyone got an old PC they aren't using at the moment?
Realm Balance
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There have been reports of disproprortionate number of players creating chars in Hibernia on all servers. At least 2 were spotted on various frontiers on each server over the last week. Please all, try to spread yourselves more evenly. Albion is woefully short of players on each server, please try and make some chars there if
possible.
Foundations
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Foundations is going live next week subject to final testing. Yes, thats right. The new Outer Mongolian servers will be live on 1.63 by this time next week. We're still translating for the European servers and is right on schedule for sometime.
Sound Problems
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I got a nice new bass box in my car's sound system. Word bro', yo yo, kickin', etc. No sound problems now.
Well, thats it for this week! Lots more to tell but we like to parcel out innacurate information sparingly! Take care, have a good weekend and remember, we love you. Yes we do, yes we do, yes we do. Our little cutie bear players. Snooky pookums mwa mwa mwa.
[2003-7-11]
Greetings, salutations and much moist welcoming!
Christmas is coming, the trolls are getting fat, please put some subs into poor old GOAT's hat.
In Game Councilling
-------------------
We have observed that some players are suffering from megalomania, delusions of grandeur and other side effects of actually believing that leading in game is real. Oh boy. As such, we've decided to offer free councilling to anyone who has led raids, hunts and other in-game events and has started to believe in their own godhood. Dr. Dozigtroll Itsonlyacigar will be available with years of experience to help any sufferers and for those of you having to put up with these people, we are providing joy buzzers which will send an electric shock to delusional players every time they try to order you around. We can think of at lease a couple of players likely to drain the national grid of various countries within minutes of logging on.
Server Upgrade
---------------
Anyone got an old PC they aren't using at the moment?
Realm Balance
-------------
There have been reports of disproprortionate number of players creating chars in Hibernia on all servers. At least 2 were spotted on various frontiers on each server over the last week. Please all, try to spread yourselves more evenly. Albion is woefully short of players on each server, please try and make some chars there if
possible.
Foundations
-----------
Foundations is going live next week subject to final testing. Yes, thats right. The new Outer Mongolian servers will be live on 1.63 by this time next week. We're still translating for the European servers and is right on schedule for sometime.
Sound Problems
--------------
I got a nice new bass box in my car's sound system. Word bro', yo yo, kickin', etc. No sound problems now.
Well, thats it for this week! Lots more to tell but we like to parcel out innacurate information sparingly! Take care, have a good weekend and remember, we love you. Yes we do, yes we do, yes we do. Our little cutie bear players. Snooky pookums mwa mwa mwa.