Teh fame fux0r test!

[wolfeeh]

ROFL

Originally posted by Wilier
Fat birds go like bastard rabbits. They will suck anything and let you poke any orifice. Its cos they think it might be the last shag they ever get, being a sweaty fatso. [/generalisation]

^^^ ULTIMATE TRUTH. never has a truer word been said unfortunately they also get CLINGY....

anyway enough of my problems.

never seen the tv show, so can't speak for her personality all i've seen is piccies on a website... and if she is some spoilt brat wildchild bitch type, cool but anyway to cut to the chase, i'd do her

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by ^Danger
.... would you do her?

no, oh god no.

As for fat birds, I work rather have a wank, or do nothing tbh.
I only hope I can be as cool a dad as Ozzy, when my time comes.....which is hopefully just before I retire or something. I'm allergic to children

 

[Testin da Cable]

Re: Re: Teh fame fux0r test!

Originally posted by ~YuckFou~


I only hope I can be as cool a dad as Ozzy, when my time comes.....which is hopefully just before I retire or something. I'm allergic to children

what he said

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

How... fat...

Standards pls gentleman.

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by old.D0LLySh33p
How... fat...

Standards pls gentleman.

anything over 9 stone====fatty.



*runs*

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by Tremor.
I want to punch her!!
.

lmao you fucking charmer.

In all honestly most of you probably wouldnt get the chance to shag a bird as nice as kelly

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by old.D0LLySh33p
How... fat...

Standards pls gentleman.

Any fat, I like 'em lean 'n mean

 

[Lester]

Lol you bunch of bastards....

I'll tell you what, when the "Show us your mug" thread is pretty well done, we'll e-mail it to her and she can tell us which one of us SHE'D do.
























And no I wouldn't. Minger.

 

[shadow`]

Originally posted by .cage
I would bone her but I would be thinking of sacrificing myself to Lavos

 

[danger]

Originally posted by projectarnold

Kelly is a mouthy bint, Aimee Osbourne is the wave of the future!

FUCK YEAH! but she's not really famous like Kelly though is she, which defeats the object of the question...

No one here, sept mebbe wil or ne1 else who stupidly commited themselves to one woman for eternity and meant it, would turn down a fit bird whether she was famous or not now would they?