Teh fame fux0r test!

[danger]

Right I was wondering how much fame influences a blokes perception of how fux0rable a bird is.... so I think I've come up with a pretty good test so far....

Kelly Osbourne.... granted she's not uber famous but hey she's pretty well known AND more importantly she's short, fat, mouthy, dog ugly and all round annoying....

The obvious question.... would you do her?

The jury's still out for me if I ask myself *TRUTHFULLY*

 

[Sar]

No, more from the fact of her personality than anything to do with looks.

Sharon's quite tasty for her age though

 

[danger]

Yeah I have to say nothing is more of a turn off than a mouthy cow.... don't get me wrong I love confidence... talking till the cows come in is fine but that kind of fuck you "WHATEVERRRR" kind of attitude makes me wanna bitch slap 'em

/Ed: Yeah Sharon is probably do-able.... Hmm kelly I spose if I could treat her like the bi0tch she is Slap her, fuck her ass so hard she bleeds etc.....

 

[Testin da Cable]

at the risk of saying something strange I think Ozzy makes a pretty good dad.


/hides

 

[danger]

That annoyingly dodges the orriginal question TdC

 

[Testin da Cable]

oh uh yeah. no I wouldn't do her as she is now. she plays the little bitch kitten too hard :/

 

[danger]

you don't wanna make her "SQUEAL PIGGY, SQUEAL!"


errrg... I think I need a cold shower!

 

[Testin da Cable]

no, not really. and I really need a shag atm, so that's a big issue heh

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by ^Danger
you don't wanna make her "SQUEAL PIGGY, SQUEAL!"

Perfect partner for TDC

 

[danger]

Originally posted by Embattle


Perfect partner for TDC

I love it, only 8 posts and already this thread has resorted to cheap insults... Maybe you could post a link emb....

www.bbc.co.uk/kelly_gets_p0rked_by_a_randy_sexually_frustrated_TDC.ram

 

[Embattle]

Cheap Insults for a cheap topic

 

[danger]

Touché

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Embattle


Perfect partner for TDC

I will make you hurt

 

[Shocko]

You mean you're going to take him up... up the... the... back entrance?!

 

[Testin da Cable]

heh. trust me mate, going near Emb's rear doesn't feature on my 'need to do' list.

 

[amobea]

if she weren't a fat ugly tart i'd be in for some
but well shes a fat ugly tart
so NO

and leave TdC alone
not his fault they won't let him into kindergardens so he can pick up anymore [/harsh]

 

[PR.]

aah, but check your 'would like to have' list

Who are these people anyway?
Never heard of em

 

[Testin da Cable]

all going to the barrybeer I trust? *sharpens knives*

and amobea...I won't say anything heh I know you can't help yourself. Being from Oz and all

 

[Shocko]

Daughter of Ozzy... I've never watched the programme, however i've seen a bit of it. Ok, so she's hardly fit, and she has an attitude problem... But in all honesty, i don't think i'd be able to say no to some :/

 

[Testin da Cable]

at least you're honest

 

[S-Gray]

heh the fuckin TV Show rules, funny as fuck

 

[.cage]

I would bone her but I would be thinking of sacrificing myself to Lavos

 

[Wilier]

Fat birds go like bastard rabbits. They will suck anything and let you poke any orifice. Its cos they think it might be the last shag they ever get, being a sweaty fatso. [/generalisation]


I'd do her (just dont tell Mrs Wil:uhoh: )

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Every holes a goal

Although you may end up with her liking you, and when you don't return her calls and tell her it was a one night spur of the moment thing you don't wanna be sitting in your flat alone when she comes round with her dad

 

[Trem]

I want to punch her!!

So that would be a no.

Agreed though TDC, Ozzy seems to be a really good daddeh.

 

[Wilier]

I am the top daddeh, you just ask my girls (who havnt seen me for days, cos I leave home at 0600 and get in at 1900, just after theyve gone to bed, not that Im bitter but it would be nice to see them every once in a while. Are you listening Mr Conoco, are you!!!! )

 

[theriven]

Originally posted by Wilier
Fat birds go like bastard rabbits. They will suck anything and let you poke any orifice. Its cos they think it might be the last shag they ever get, being a sweaty fatso. [/generalisation]

Damn right!
Best shag i ever had was with a BEAST of a bird,knuckles dragging, the works. Although i must admit there was no facial hair. But on the flip side, cos they think its there last, they dont wanna see ya leave (and you will want to after the drugs/drink have worn off) and can get quite ummmmmm frustrated to see ya go.
More so if its in a hurry :touch:

But yer id do her.

 

[projectarnold]

Kelly is a mouthy bint, Aimee Osbourne is the wave of the future!

 

[throdgrain]

Ozzy Osbourne is my role model

 

[old.Jas]

I'd do Kelly... but only to sell the story to a tabloid