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Ezteq

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ok due to a sudden invasion of heroic types i got to thinking about the worst "cool one liners" from action movies, this one stuck in my mind

sly stallone wacked westley snipes with a telly in demolition man and yells "YOUR ON TV!!"


anyone think of something worse please add :cheers:
 

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At the end of one of the Terminators someones like "You're Terminated"
 

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"Today we celebrate our Independence Day."
- US President THOMAS J. WHITMORE (Bill Pullman) in Independence Day
 

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think it was rocky 3 or 4... after the russian guy beats the crap out of Apollo Creed and says "If he dies, he dies!" i love that line though, no matter how terrible the movie was :D
 

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arni in comando, when he chucks a bad guy off a cliff.

Bad guy; hey man, you said you would kill me last!
Arni; i lied!

Or

Same film
Arni chucks a pipe through a bad guys chest and says, let off some steam.
 

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Raven said:
arni in comando, when he chucks a bad guy off a cliff.

Bad guy; hey man, you said you would kill me last!
Arni; i lied!

Or

Same film
Arni chucks a pipe through a bad guys chest and says, let off some steam.

commando was hilarious, the guy he threw the pipe trhough was called Bennet...looked like freddy mercury lol
 

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I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.

now that is cheese! :)
 

[SS]Gamblor

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All the bad guys lines will be in Comic Sans :p

From Transformers the Movie :


One Shall stand , One shall fall

ccWHy throw away your life so recklessly

That's a question you should ask yourself Megatron.

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Guy get's hit in the side of the surf board as the good guys says :

Surf's up d00d .

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From Darkness rising :

I Don't like you

You don't even Know me .

also :

Big monster bashing on big ass steal door :

Can you just get ashma ?
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That's about all i can think of at the mo .. i'm sure i''ll post again in a bit =)
 

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Raven said:
arni in comando, when he chucks a bad guy off a cliff.

Bad guy; hey man, you said you would kill me last!
Arni; i lied!

Or

Same film
Arni chucks a pipe through a bad guys chest and says, let off some steam.

same film;

Arnie is on the plane and silently and swiftly breaks the guy who's escorting him's neck. The stewardess walks past and he says to her...

"please do not disturb my friend, he is DEAD tired" :D

and of course theres the James Bond ones, where odd job gets electricuted in Goldfinger.

"Shocking"
 

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Bad Boys.

Marcus Burnett: [Pointing gun at the Black Carjacker, who is on the ground] You like that shit? Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57!
 

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Rambo III

Mousa: Very good. It says, 'May God deliver us from the venom of the Cobra, teeth of the tiger, and the vengeance of the Afghan.' Understand what this means?
Rambo: That you guys don't take any shit?
Mousa: Yes ... something like this.
 

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arnie - commando.

kidnapper - so, you are going to co-operate right.
arnie - WRONG

shoots in head.

commando fuckin owns.
 

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heheh some really great ones here, the ones from the movie *deep* rising were by that lil weedy guy right? man he's funny, have to admit arnie takes the cake but this is prolly one of the best lines ever...





M: My God, what's Bond doing?
Q: I think he's attempting re-entry, sir.

:worthy:
 

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In Layer Cage
xxx : Dragon do you know where i live?
Dragon : No
xxx : Will piss off then

Always think of cheeeeese
 

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Anything with Ace Rimmer!

Smoke Me a Kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!
 

Ezteq

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Aile said:
Anything with Ace Rimmer!

Smoke Me a Kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!
:worthy: lol

oh btw commando is on c5 next week, i think, though i could be wrong...
 

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dont watch it if it is, i heard the tv version has like half the film cut out.

in one scene arnie would be on a plane, after 2 seconds he is having a fight with someone.

although i could be liein, and these continuity problems could be simple bad directing.

commando is simply the best film ever made by anyone ever in the world.

it even has its own drinking game you can do while watchin it. i think you would end up dead if you played it correctly.
i heard you hallucinate and see arnie. then you are like you are an hallucination right? and hes like WRONG. and you get shot and die, even though the bullet isnt real you think it was.
 

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Bruce Willis in Die Hard II (i think): After losing the obligitory knife fight on the wing of a plane containing a fleeing columbian drug lord, Bruce sneakely opens the fuel cap as he is kicked ass over tit off the plane by a big evil commando guy. Thus as Bruce so knowingly caculated..... a trail of fuel is left behind the plane on the runway, in to which Bruce casually drops a lighter and utters the immortal words:"Yippiekiyay mother fuckers!" BOOM.
 

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Not sure of the film - think its Rambo 2 where he either throws a knife which sticks a guy to a door or is it his bow/arrow combo - and he says "Stick Around!"

Actually is it Arnie in Predator that one.....too many filums in my head to decipher who said what in which.....:mad:

Aliens - where the big unsinkable boat hits an iceberg, and doesn't godzilla pop up at some point as well?
 

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