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Addlcove

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[19:25] <tRoG> NEaeaeEAAAARrRRBADLADEHEMEeeEEpeeePEPEENEEEEAAEEerrpPWpwwWWEK!
[19:25] <tRoG> That is all.
[19:26] <tRoG> Your mother is a two headed alien with cheesey-smelling eyebrows!
[19:26] <tRoG> Har!
[19:27] <tRoG> You father is an ugly poo-poo legged wimp!
[19:27] <tRoG> Ho Har!
[19:27] <tRoG> Talk to me, punk.
[19:27] <tRoG> And tell me...
[19:27] <tRoG> Do you feel lucky?
[19:28] * tRoG pulls a pistol from his knickers and shoots the wolf in the head
[19:28] * tRoG gets dragged away by the scary looking man in the white coat
[19:28] * tRoG gets 3 mil of dope injected into his brain
[19:29] * tRoG screams BORK BORK
[19:29] <tRoG> BORK BORK
[19:29] <tRoG> Bleargh!
[19:29] <tRoG> Shnargh!
[19:29] <tRoG> Wazzargh!
[19:30] <tRoG> Och nan boo nan ice cream pop nan blatanan boo nan oats barley flour!
[19:30] <tRoG> I didn't do it!
[19:30] <tRoG> The money just fel down the chimney!
[19:30] <tRoG> Please don't take me!
[19:30] <tRoG> I have children!
[19:30] <tRoG> Think of the kiddies!
[19:30] <tRoG> Nooo!
[19:30] <tRoG> Nooooooooo!
[19:30] <tRoG> I'll miss you, Edwina!
[19:30] <tRoG> Aha!
[19:30] <tRoG> For I am Sherlock Holmes!
[19:30] <tRoG> Criminal investigator of the third generation
[19:31] <tRoG> I shall find out who murdered your cousin, Pilchard!
[19:31] <tRoG> I beleive it to be the hound cat with glowing orange eyes and a big terrifying grin.
[19:31] <tRoG> Is it?
[19:31] <tRoG> Well, little kittie?
[19:31] <tRoG> Was it you that killed pilchard?
[19:32] <tRoG> I beleive, that on the night of the third, of this month, you tole into pilchard's bedroom...
[19:32] <tRoG> armed!
[19:32] <tRoG> with a nine inch kithen knife!
[19:32] <tRoG> and a bottle of brandy!
[19:32] <tRoG> you then proceeded to meow the child do death!
[19:32] <tRoG> what do you plead?
[19:32] <tRoG> Guilty?!
[19:32] <tRoG> Guilty!1!!1!!?!?!????
[19:33] <tRoG> I want an argument here, pussy!
[19:33] <tRoG> You plead not guilty, or i'll have ye'!
[19:33] <tRoG> Bleedin' commoners!
[19:33] <tRoG> I'll get me dogs onto ye!
[19:33] <tRoG> Come on!
[19:33] <tRoG> Have at the cat, have at it!
[19:33] <tRoG> Go rufus!
[19:33] <tRoG> Go rex!
[19:33] <tRoG> Go fido!
[19:34] <tRoG> For you... Are the SUPER DOGS!
[19:34] <tRoG> ... Of Doom!
[19:34] <tRoG> RARARAAARAARRARARRR!
[19:34] <tRoG> Arf!
[19:34] <tRoG> Barf arf!
[19:34] <tRoG> Meow.
[19:34] <tRoG> MeEEeEEOeoEOOOQo
[19:34] <tRoG> Arfar arf araf!
[19:34] <tRoG> MEEEEEeEEEpep!
[19:34] <tRoG> Arf!
[19:34] <tRoG> Bow wowow wo wwow arf!
[19:34] <tRoG> Good job, super dog.
[19:34] <tRoG> You made porridge out of that stupid cat.
[19:35] <tRoG> Can I have milk in mine?
[19:35] <tRoG> Of course not!
[19:35] <tRoG> Water!
[19:35] <tRoG> Are you an english niiiiiigot?
[19:35] <tRoG> I'll show you milk!
[19:35] <tRoG> Have at him, my super dogs!
[19:35] <tRoG> ArafRAfffarRAf!
[19:35] <tRoG> OOOOowoWokoKWKOXO!Gete theMWE OfFF!!1!
[19:35] <tRoG> BwowAAF boQ!
[19:36] <tRoG> Another victory for the super dogs!
[19:36] <tRoG> That was memorable.
[19:36] <tRoG> Almost as memorable as the time I broke aunt currie's china vase.
[19:36] * tRoG chuckles
[19:36] <tRoG> Ohohohohoho!
[19:36] <tRoG> I was quite a tramp in my day, little doggie.
[19:36] <tRoG> Sherlock Holmes, a tramp!
[19:36] <tRoG> Yes!
[19:37] * tRoG gets shot in the head
[19:37] <tRoG> Ouchie!
[19:37] <tRoG> I fear this may be the last moment of my life, dear doggie.
[19:37] <tRoG> I ain't a doggie, for the last time, sherlock!
[19:37] <tRoG> My name is Watson!
[19:37] <tRoG> Watson!
[19:37] <tRoG> And it is i who fired the shot!
[19:37] <tRoG> Now die!
[19:37] <tRoG> DIidEiddIDIDIE!
[19:37] <tRoG> I hate you!
[19:37] <tRoG> Rot in hell, sherlock!
[19:38] * tRoG realises he's been talking to himself for the last ten minutes
[19:38] * tRoG stops
[19:46] <tRoG> tRoGs People Who SuXXoR List: kippa
[19:46] <tRoG> tRoGs NEW People Who SuXXoR List: kippa
[19:52] <tRoG> tRoGs NEW People Who SuXXoR List: kippa, bigfoot
[20:04] <tRoG> To Keep Your Sanity, Do Not Scroll Up. Do Not Read What tRoG Has Said Since 18:25. Type "/CLEAR". Thank You.
 
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Jonaldo

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clearly cleverly doctored, faked and falsified in photoshop by Addlcove! He even got the background colour of BW forums perfect.

(ok yes I know he may have just made a fake text document instead of photoshopping anything, especially as there's no .jpg file on his post but I don't care mkay n00b)..(and besides, knowing Twog it probably is genuine, not that I know Twog... no that any of us really 'know' Twog coming to think of it... does he exist?)

DISCUSS!
 
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old.Tohtori

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It's not the same when it's only twog...it needs teh Seel!
 
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Sarum TheBlack

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He was doing it all night... here's another:

[20:29] <tRoG> oh dear god... i just downloaded an opeth album.
[20:29] <tRoG> it sounds like... growling.
[20:30] <tRoG> like someone is performing some sort of satanic ritual in a strange, growling, deep voice
[20:33] <tRoG> bark bark bark grooooooowllllllll dddeeeeeeaaath groooowl
[20:34] <tRoG> rooooooooar
[20:34] <tRoG> blooooooaooroooooooooo
[20:34] <tRoG> roooaobbooooo
[20:34] <tRoG> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadkee
[20:34] <tRoG> *cue guitar solo*]
[20:34] <tRoG> *cue drums*
[20:34] <tRoG> *cue bass solo*
[20:34] <tRoG> *cue singing*
[20:34] <tRoG> roooooooooo
[20:34] <tRoG> boooaodaooaooo
[20:35] <tRoG> *cue strange bit that sounds like cd player is stuck*
[20:36] <tRoG> this thing lasts for about 10 minutes
[20:36] <tRoG> oh, we're back to the growling now
[20:36] <tRoG> oh, there's a bongo solo just now
[20:37] <tRoG> this is the only bit that doesn't sound like the guy is trying to cough up something
[20:37] <tRoG> and is in great pain
[20:37] <tRoG> wowzers!
[20:37] <tRoG> somebody's going overboard with the riffs
[20:37] <tRoG> *gasps*
[20:37] <tRoG> only 2:30 left now...
[20:39] <tRoG> this is a tad repetetive
[20:39] <tRoG> roooaoaoaooor bllooaodao rraaaaaar
[20:39] <tRoG> x20
[20:39] <tRoG> *guitar solo*
[20:40] <tRoG> groooooooooooowr
[20:40] <tRoG> x10
[20:40] <tRoG> *guitar solo*
[20:40] <tRoG> okay, that's me got past the first song!
[20:40] <tRoG> Wreath, it be called.
[20:40] <tRoG> Time for the next.
[20:40] <tRoG> deliverance
[20:41] <tRoG> dun dun dun dun
[20:41] <tRoG> yummy, that drummer must have skittery fingers
[20:41] <tRoG> oh bejesus, more barking
[20:41] <tRoG> right, next track
[20:42] <tRoG> im not listening to that for 14 minutes
[20:42] <tRoG> hmmm... piano
[20:42] <tRoG> "a fair judgement"
[20:42] <tRoG> this one sounds like it might have someone singing, instead of barking
[20:43] <tRoG> this is making me sleepy
[20:43] <tRoG> ah, now we start
[20:43] <tRoG> that intro lasted forever
[20:43] <tRoG> hey, this one sounds quite good
[20:43] <tRoG> there's... SINGING!
[20:44] <tRoG> mmmmm.....
[20:44] <tRoG> foot tappin'-ly good
[20:45] * tRoG hopes there are more songs like this
[20:45] <tRoG> perhaps a bit more lively, though
[20:45] <tRoG> this one is getting boring now
[20:45] <tRoG> bah
[20:45] <tRoG> im just a critics0r
[20:45] <tRoG> crics0r?
[20:45] <tRoG> wha?
[20:45] <tRoG> ive gone mad
[20:46] <tRoG> goddamn it
[20:46] <tRoG> what's with the silence in the middle of the track?
[20:46] * tRoG yawns
[20:47] <tRoG> okay, the first too were... barking, and the third is boring
[20:47] <tRoG> of what i can understand the lyrics are alright, though
[20:47] <tRoG> .. i tihnk
[20:48] <tRoG> "For Absent Friends"
[20:48] <tRoG> Sounds like the one before it...
[20:48] * tRoG prepares to sleep
[20:48] <tRoG> Mmmm... relaxing
[20:49] <tRoG> It's sending me to sleep...
[20:49] <tRoG> Argh
[20:49] <tRoG> Must... resist!
[20:49] * tRoG pulls up the next track
[20:49] <tRoG> aw feck
[20:50] <tRoG> and back to the growling
[20:50] <tRoG> NEXT!
[20:50] <tRoG> "by the pain i see others"
[20:50] <tRoG> nice intro
[20:50] <tRoG> if a tad long
[20:50] <Sarum> nice monolog tRoG
[20:51] <tRoG> lasts quite a bit, doesn't it?
[20:51] <Sarum> what 20-30 lines talking entirely to yourself there
[20:51] <tRoG> MORE GROWLING!
[20:51] <tRoG> right, mr mcopeth - recycle bin for you
[20:51] <tRoG> 20:29 till 20:51
[20:52] <tRoG> 22 minutes
[20:52] <tRoG> yay me
[20:52] <tRoG> talk to me!
[20:52] <Sarum> rofl
[20:53] <tRoG> ?
[20:53] <tRoG> Right everybody! - It's /Clear time again!
 
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old.Alliandre

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:rolleyes: I never knew anyone could be so barmy :D
 
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old.tRoG

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... For a golden toilet seat.

But that's an entirely different matter.
 
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*Coolio*

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Hmmmm, think tRoG may have....

*cue DUN DUN DUN noise*

Schizophrenia
 
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Belsameth

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tw0g, try To Bid You Farewell, Credence and Face of Melinda :p
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

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Just run! Or else she'll get you too :(
 
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old.Dillinja

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Originally posted by Sarum TheBlack
He was doing it all night... here's another:

[20:29] <tRoG> oh dear god... i just downloaded an opeth album.
[20:29] <tRoG> it sounds like... growling.
[20:30] <tRoG> like someone is performing some sort of satanic ritual in a strange, growling, deep voice
[20:33] <tRoG> bark bark bark grooooooowllllllll dddeeeeeeaaath groooowl yadda yadda yadda...
Click to expand...

Looks like someone misplaced their pills.
 
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