Tears

[Gamah]

There was a strange man named Tears,
who liked to roleplay and have a few beers,
but his role playing friends said, "bend over again!"
as they swabbed his deck from the rear.

Immature, unfunny, but killed 10 min :< I wan't Tears to come up with a counter ryme!

 

[- English -]

Tears was shocked and so upset.
He called on Gamah to give him sex.
The sex lasted throughout the night.
with anal buming from gamahs might.

 

[Alan]

The dancing thing was way better.

Theres something about table top RPG (and sailing i guess) that I shouldn't have mentioned here. During my research tho - this little ditty made me grin (just recall i'm playing the part of a ranked officer not a useless powder monkey)

"the cabin boy, the cabin boy, the nasty little nipper; he filled his ass with broken glass and circumsized the skipper."

 

[pip]

There is a mod named tears
likes to hang around with
the queers, early 1 nite
he got caught having a shite
he his allways right nvm me dears

Ps...All in the fun:worthy:

 

[Lamp]

A pair called Gammah and Tears
Wanted to conquer their fears
Of Bumholes and poo
And pubes and man goo
They're really a pair of old queers

 

[Bugz]

Lamp's is best so far lol

 

[- English -]

i was trying to make the thread into a poetic story about gamah and tears

 

[Laddey]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lamp again.

 

[Huntingtons]

Lamp's is best so far lol

i like the cabin boy part :O

 

[cHodAX]

No one writes poetry for me That dirty slag Docwolfe calls himself a mate but not once in 7 years has he wrote a dirty limerick about me!

 

[Bugz]

i like the cabin boy part :O

You suck though

 

[CorNokZ]

You suck though

You rock! Wb ;P

 

[Urgat]

No one writes poetry for me That dirty slag Docwolfe calls himself a mate but not once in 7 years has he wrote a dirty limerick about me!

Poor cHodAX was feeling left out,
"Me too!" he said with a shout,
Without further ado,
Here's a quick one for you,
Now F*** off, or i give you a clout.

 

[cHodAX]

Poor cHodAX was feeling left out,
"Me too!" he said with a shout,
Without further ado,
Here's a quick one for you,
Now F*** off, or i give you a clout.

:worthy:

Thank ye kindly!

 

[Urgat]

:worthy:

Thank ye kindly!

more than welcome matey.

 

[cHodAX]

Btw, you do know that 'clout' is slang for vagina where I live Manchester right?

 

[Gamah]

The fact you come from Manchester is nothing to be proud of!

 

[cHodAX]

The fact you come from Manchester is nothing to be proud of!

Fuck off you southern chav muppet bastard!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Now where was i the whole time this was goingon,..ah yeah..good times...

Freddys is filled with weird pervys.
Assbandits and goathumping evzys.
But one rules supreme of the teens.
It's Tears, The Queen of all Queens.

Ok...so i'm tired and haven't eaten...bbl...

 

[Lamp]

Once upon a time there was a big green house called Freddys
It was full of perverts, drunks, head-bangers, homosexuals, liars, geeks, students, and lazy pot-smoking gits.
One day, someone decided to make a post about two very naughty boys called Tears and Gammah
They were very naughty. Do you know what they did ?
They liked to lift the skirts of girls so they could look at their knickers !
Well one day, a bug gruff man with a big bushy beard and lots of rude pictures tattood on his body who had been to prison for many years decided to teach the two naughty boys a lesson.
One night, when Tears and Gammah were both cuddled up together in bed, the big man crept up the drainpipe, and came into their room.
"You've been very naughty boys, and I'm going to give you something you won't forget for a long while".
"Boo hoo", wailed Tears and Gammah ! They were very afraid. The big man grinned wickedly and started unthreading his belt.
And they all lived happily ever after. Well sort of. The doctor said their bottoms would stop hurting in a month or two.

 

[cHodAX]

Once upon a time there was a big green house called Freddys
It was full of perverts, drunks, head-bangers, homosexuals, liars, geeks, students, and lazy pot-smoking gits.
One day, someone decided to make a post about two very naughty boys called Tears and Gammah
They were very naughty. Do you know what they did ?
They liked to lift the skirts of girls so they could look at their knickers !
Well one day, a bug gruff man with a big bushy beard and lots of rude pictures tattood on his body who had been to prison for many years decided to teach the two naughty boys a lesson.
One night, when Tears and Gammah were both cuddled up together in bed, the big man crept up the drainpipe, and came into their room.
"You've been very naughty boys, and I'm going to give you something you won't forget for a long while".
"Boo hoo", wailed Tears and Gammah ! They were very afraid. The big man grinned wickedly and started unthreading his belt.
And they all lived happily ever after. Well sort of. The doctor said their bottoms would stop hurting in a month or two.

And the big hairy man was called.....

... Bahumat!

 

[MaCaBr3]

Only faggots write each other poems.

 

[Urgat]

Only faggots write each other poems.

"Ahh yes, i love my e-peen",
Said MaCaBr3 at his PC screen,
But compared to you we are better,
Cuz we know capital letters,
Go at the start, and not in between...