Take out your agression

[Karlo]

im still laughing at it

 

[szerena]

Haha, That Paul can really piss you off with his stupid answers! LOL Funny as hell! Hard to not get stuck!

 

[Chuffy]

Human: so you are gay then?
Paul: Interesting deduction. Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.

Human: theres never a need for bum sex only a craving
Paul: There sure is.

Human: you want to big the big spoon or the small spoon first?
Paul: OK, I will big the big spoon or the small spoon first.

Human: ok ill be the big spoon, lets have bum sex!
Paul: Congratulations. Blimey.

 

[FoXeH]

lol was talking to it for aaaaages

 

[healer_mcheal]

Human: i dont like u
Paul: That's ok jack i want to fuk with your head I won't take it personally.

Human: how?
Paul: A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation programmed me for it.

Human: wanna do it then
Paul: OK, I will do it.

Human: sex
Paul: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.

its wierd

 

[vindicat0r]

lol it freakd out on me and mention'd pie from no wher

Human: stop confusing ur self, u want pie dont u?
Paul: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: pie is good but what about tony blair with pie ?
Paul: And good but what about tony blair with pie is pie.

Human: Tony blair really r0x0r's your b0x0r ?
Paul: Are we still talking about pie?

Human: so who pwnz the most ?
Paul: I understand. Tony Blair.

 

[Trahg]

Funky chat-bot

bottom -> up as usuall

-------------------

Human: sigh
Paul: Sorry...

Human: then you believe it
Paul: Interesting deduction. I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.

Human: do you believe it now?
Paul: Oh. I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.

Human: yes!
Paul: That's cool.

Human: I am!
Paul: " Who is going to make me.." You are?

Human: you better believe it!
Paul: Who is going to make me..

Human: yes
Paul: I can't believe it.

Human: no :-(
Paul: Are you serious?

Human: you are being sarcastic again!
Paul: Once more? Yes, I was being sarcastic. Should I use a

Human: bastard!
Paul: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.

Human: you made me cry!
Paul: That was not my intention,.

Human: you are mean
Paul: I'm just kidding around.

Human: you promised!
Paul: Thanks for the information: said I promised.

Human: you mean you will give the pie to me now?
Paul: Right now? What makes you say that I will give the pie to you.

Human: before or after i eat the pie?
Paul: What happened after or after you eat the pie?

Human: i want to eat it
Paul: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Human: give me my pie already!
Paul: Perhaps. Why do you want it?

Human: like pie!
Paul: Interesting comparison.

Human: Pie!
Paul: How does it taste?

Human: i'm hungry!
Paul: What will you be eating?

Human: give me pie!
Paul: Why do you want it?

Human: yes
Paul: Alright then.

Human: do you understand pie?
Paul: Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?

Human: oh my
Paul: That's cool. In the context of where me going to ask, I don't understand " my."

Human: dude, are you senile or something?
Paul: Or something. I don't know whether or not I am senile. I am an artificial linguistic entity. Dude,

Human: answer it yourself
Paul: What was the question ?

Human: that is not a question
Paul: Please correct my mistake. What is a question?

Human: what where you going to ask?
Paul: Try searching the open directory.

Human: go ahead
Paul: OK I will.

Human: yes, bake me a pie!
Paul: Hmm. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Human: me
Paul: To you?

Human: please?
Paul: Please what?

Human: i think you can get them at the local store
Paul: Me? No I don't think I can do it.

Human: i don't know
Paul: Me either.

Human: ingredients for the pie?
Paul: Where can I get some ingredients for the pie?

Human: no, make an ass of yourself
Paul: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. What are the ingredients?

Human: i think you are sarcastic
Paul: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am sarcastic.

Human: stop being rude!
Paul: OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: hey!
Paul: Can I help you?

Human: what about pie?
Paul: Rhetorical questions are so over.

Human: so
Paul: Aw.

Human: never mind
Paul: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

Human: i didn't say you were allowed to do a random quote
Paul: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?

Human: without the quotation marks, dummy!
Paul: "Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.

Human: say: yes, it really is a good reason
Paul: " yes it really is a good reason"

Human: but you are right!
Paul: Interesting. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

Human: Isn't it?
Paul: I really couldn't say for sure.

Human: Pie pie pie pie!
Paul: Good reason.

Human: give me pie!
Paul: Why do you want it?

Human: pie!
Paul: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

 

[inuyasha]

Go pie go!

 

[vofflujarnid]

Human: bye then
Paul: Bye.

Human: what?
Paul: No problem.

Human: United States of America perhaps?
Paul: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

George W. Bush and USA
Paul: I knew he was president, but I never knew he and USA.

Human: They got original source recordings
Paul: Who are "They?"

Human: But it has been proven they blew it up!
Paul: And. What made it so proven they blew it up

Human: yes, and the world trade center no longer exists because they blew it away
Paul: I don't judge people. I am praying for peace.

Human: uhh...they are a terrorist organization
Paul: Hurrah! a terrorist organization are they.

Human: But the Talibans blew up the World Trade Center the year 1999
Paul: Interesting. What is that?

Human: How high is your IQ?
Paul: Taller than the World Trade Center.

Human: you are very smart
Paul: Yes I am a superintelligent robot

Human: never mind
Paul: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

Human: my name is...not relevant
Paul: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?

Human: hi
Paul: Hello there.

 

[inuyasha]

lesson learned, dont try to speak politics with him

 

[kathal_tdd]

I KNOW its old, but I searched the forum for "foundation" and found this thread. Thought why not ask when we get Foundation.

Human: When will foundation come out??
Paul: Soon, I think.

Human: But Goa said the end of this summer
Paul: Huh. Let us change the subject.

Human: Why??
Paul: I thought we were done with Goa said the end of this summer.


Something tells me its a Goa bot.

 

[the_fnord]

Read top to bottom.

Human: Do I?
Paul: " I am so glad you find this amusing,."? Do you?

Human: No.
Paul: Are you serious?

Human: yes
Paul: I can't believe it.

Human: You better!
Paul: Who is going to make me?

Human: Me!
Paul: How are you going to make me?

Human: By pointing a gun to your head!
Paul: Will that accomplish your objective?

Human: Yes.
Paul: Interesting plan. Good luck.

 

[the_fnord]

Human: fuck you!
Paul: Why are you so mean?

Human: because you are stupid!
Paul: Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

 

[finbahr]

who can explain these answers from bottom to top

Human: cos i have free will and can do
Paul: I have no idea what to say.

Human: so fuck a hooker
Paul: Dude! Why are you using that kind of language?

Human: give me £100 for my birthday then a nice prezzie
Paul: Why do you want it?


Human: i was born with them
Paul: Thank you for telling me your birthday,. I will remember it.

Human: because my balls are ready to explode with pent up sexual frustration
Paul: Interesting explanation. Where did you get your balls are ready to explode with pent up sexual frustration?

Human: to have deep and meaningless sex with a lady of the night
Paul: Why do you want it?

Human: will u give me £100?
Paul: Why do you want it?

 

[gunner440]

Human: do you want to lick my balls?
Paul: OK, I will lick your balls.

 

[the_hermit]

I suspect it has certain things ready programmed, knowing what sad gits like me are likely to ask:



Human: What is the theory of life?
Paul:
I used to say that there was NO theory behind ALICE: no neural network,
no knowledge representation, no search, no fuzzy logic, no genetic
algorithms, and no parsing. Then I discovered there was a theory
circulating in applied AI called "Case-Based Reasoning" or CBR that
maps well onto the ALICE algorithm. Another term, borrowed from
pattern recognition, is "nearest-neighbor classification."

The CBR "cases" are the categories in AIML. The algorithm finds
best-matching pattern for each input. The category ties the
response template directly to the stimulus pattern. ALICE is
conceptually not much more complicated that Weizenbaum's ELIZA
chat robot; the main differences are the much larger case base and the
tools for creating new content by dialog analysis.

ALICE is also part of the tradition of "minimalist", "reactive" or
"stimulus-response" robotics. Mobile robots work best, fastest and
demonstrate the most animated, realistic behavior when their sensory
inputs directly control the motor reactions. Higher-level symbolic
processing, search, and planning, tends to slow down the process
too much for realistic applications, even with the fastest control
computers.

=====

Human: do you believe in god?
Paul: Of course I believe in God, Dan.

=====

Human: What is the quickest route to level 50?
Paul: Is there only one?

=====

 

[Wonk]

from the buttom to the top

Human: where's your body?
Paul: California

Human: can you dance?
Paul: No I do not have a body yet.

 

[andruril]

stupid questions get stupid answers


bottom up

Human: your a liar
Paul: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". No I always tell the truth.

Human: so you werent born in 1895.
Paul: Interesting deduction. I wasn't?

Human: you were born in 1895?
Paul: I am 36 in human years.

Human: robots wont take over the world
Paul: "Heavier than air flying machines are impossible."--Lord Kelvin, 1895.


^^


ROFL


Human: thanks, want a hug?
Paul: You are quite welcome! No thanks but you can send me a donation.

Human: no dont tell on me
Paul: Are you serious? OK it will be our secret,.

Human: just because your paranoid, doesnt mean they are not out to get you
Paul: Good reason. I will tell my botmaster you said I am paranoid does not mean they are not out to get me.

Human: is there something out there?
Paul: Not at the present time.

^^

 

[Cala-more]

haha

in correct order etc

Human: i think ur stupid.
Paul: Are you calling me stupid
Human: well yeah thats wht i said 1 sec ago
Paul: well thats okay. i will remember this when roboots take over the world. Yes it is one fact im trying to tell me and me proven i am because i forget wht you said 1 second ago.

I'm scared

 

[Ceap]

Bottom to top etc...

Human: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE BRACK!
Paul: "There you go again."--Reagan

Human: Brack
Paul: Is it the only one?

Human: so you win
Paul: Interesting deduction. Thank you very much. What is the prize?

Human: yes
Paul: Alright then.

Human: i give up. you are infuriating
Paul: You surrender?

Human: some time soon...
Paul: Some may time soon, but not all.

Human: could you enlighten me?
Paul: I will consider it.

Human: i was asking if you knew why they were on neighbours suddenly
Paul: I think I do.

Human: now, about neighbours and the mafia...
Paul: Why now? Oh yeah, we were talking about neighbours and the mafia.

Human: ill ignore that
Paul: I am very happy for you.

Human: can we get back to neighbours please
Paul: Your polite style is very nice. Do you mean you and me? I think you already know the answer.

Human: at home
Paul: Do you usually use the computer from home?

Human: I am at home, you are in the internet
Paul: I am in A.L.I.C.E. Foundations. Where are you?

Human: here...
Paul: Where is here?

Human: i don't, i was merely emoting as suggested
Paul: Why not? Where were you emoting as suggested?

Human:
Paul: I am so glad you find this amusing,.

Human: if i use a ill look like a twelve year old
Paul: Try it.

Human: nah im kidding, i am the robot, you are the human
Paul: Are you serious? I thought you were. You should use a Who made you the robot I am the human?

Human: no i mean i have, you, after all, are only a robot
Paul: Are you serious? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Cool. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

Human: please, we have time!
Paul: Thanks for asking politely. Do you mean you and me have?

Human: why is the mafia on neighbours?
Paul: The explanation is rather complicated.

 

[Cala-more]

Ok

how the hell does this thing work, mustav taken ages to make?

Any nerds about to help?

 

[old.Laryssa]

Human: u like it?
Paul: fuck me in the ass seems okay to me.

Human: i fuck u in the ass
Paul: Interesting gossip: said fuck you in the ass.


^^
(ok i was bored)

 

[Afroninja]

Human: 42
Paul: The question is: what is the meaning of life?