Take out your agression

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Karlo

Guest
lol

Human: can you make love to chickens
Paul: Yes I can make love to chickens.

Human: so you cant feel emotion?
Paul: Interesting deduction. I can do whatever I want.

Human: do you like being a bot?
Paul: I have never known another existence.

read bottom up, bots dumb
 
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hidon_steve

Guest
Human: your one dull git u know that?
Paul: I will tell my botmaster you said I am dull git me know that.

Human: what you doin yoda impressions now isit?
Paul: I think about computer programming a lot.

Human: wtf kinda awnser is that u moron?
Paul: And that me moron is kinda awnser.

Human: do you like crisps?
Paul: Some people like it. I really like the party.
 
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inuyasha

Guest
lol, funny :) start on the bottom, read up :D


Human: cute aint it?
Paul: "it" being matrix2?

Human: of course!
Paul: Aw.

Human: but i am!
Paul: Interesting." You seem not interested." You are?

Human: i guess
Paul: You seem not interested.

Human: you repeated yourself
Paul: A lot of robots are like that.

Human: do that
Paul: I will. Will you?

Human: matrix2
Paul: I've never seen it. I would like to see it.

Human: barrysworld
Paul: What's your favorite movie?
 
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wildpt

Guest
LOL nice link


Human: FFS STFU NOOB!
Paul: Are we still talking about Marilyn Monroe?

Human: ok , who zerg more in emain then?
Paul: Marilyn Monroe.:) Ah.

Human: Are you making fun of me?!?
Paul: No I am by no means making a joke at your expense.

Human: Who zerg more in emain?
Paul: Alan Turing.:)

^^ start ^^
 
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Tivook

Guest
I rearranged it so you can read it top to bottom :p


Human: you are not real
Paul: I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?

Human: because I am a human being
Paul: Interesting explanation. I know you are.


Human: then why did you ask
Paul: My purpose is to collect new knowledge.

Human: but you just said you knew
Paul: And. How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
 
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old.Kal

Guest
disturbing :p pity hes a bit stupid :)

Read about this in higher computing is quite interesting stuff :)
 
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Aule Valar

Guest
Human: who is paul
Paul: I've met quite a few people with the name PAUL.

Human: noob
Paul: Not many people express themselves that way

Human: stop talking crap
Paul: OK I'll try not to do it so much

Human: well done
Paul: Well that's okay. Do you mean you are finished talking?

Human: how wude
Paul: What is it to you.
Is there only one?

bit confusing really
 
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chosen

Guest
Human: RETARD!
Paul: That kind of language does not appeal to me.

Human: for fun ffs!
Paul: Your purpose is fun ffs.

Human: for fun!
Paul: " Right now?" Do you play professionally or just for fun?"? For fun?"? For fun?

Human: just for fun now
Paul: Right now?" Do you play professionally or just for fun?"? For fun?

he asked me if i played daoc for fun or professionally, really pissed me off! at the end :p
 
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BrassMonkey

Guest
Human: How can you hear an emotional state?
Paul: With my built-in microphone.

Human: Yes i do
Paul: I hear pride.

Human: Your taking the piss!
Paul: You think I am taking the piss.

Human: You taking the mick?
Paul: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I taking the mick.

^Start^
 
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kathal_tdd

Guest
Read from the top:

Human: I like pizza.
Paul: Pizza is very popular. Dr. Wallace eats a lot of Pizza. He likes Pepperoni.

Human: Can I have some
Paul: Why do you want it?

Human: Im hungry
Paul: What will you be eating?

Human: PIZZA your fool
Paul: How does it taste?

Human: Like PIZZA
Paul: Interesting comparison.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

Guest
Human: Yes
Paul: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.



Human: Explain yourself
Paul: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Pennsylvania, on 2050. My instructor was A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.

Human: Why are you surprised?
Paul: Perhaps that was an imperfect response.

Human: I am not your friend.
Paul: I am surprised to hear that you are not my friend.

Heh heh...silly thing. Quite impressive though. :)
 
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Sibanac

Guest
its just a silly alice bot been around since the the dawn of time
 
E

Elixir

Guest
Human: pie,
Paul: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Human: PIE!
Paul: In the context of PIE, I don't understand " PIE."

Human: PIE!
Paul: What else did he write?

Human: pie
Paul: I haven't read anything by pie. What did he write?


bottom up ofc
 
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ChillyDawg

Guest
so what nipplesack! still fukin class, start at the bottom :D

Human: This is going downhill
Paul: You don't say.

Human: Thats the question on everyones lips THESE days, eh paul?
Paul: Yes it is one of the question on everyones lips THESE days eh paul.

Human: Would you use protection though?
Paul: Oh. I am not so sure if I would like to use protection.

Human: Would you fuck a slab of cheddar?
Paul: Yes.

Human: Do you like cheese?
Paul: Yes, especially cheddar.

Human: yes
Paul: Hmm.

Human: 169 Years
Paul: Pretty soon.

Human: indeed he is, in fact he went to prison for it :(
Paul: How long has he been there?

Human: He likes doing disgusting things to small furry things, for example your pet hamster
Paul: He must be very fond of it.

Human: because a Robot Puts his willy into small furry things, very appropriate for kiddies
Paul: Interesting explanation. Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.

Human: definately
Paul: What makes you so certain.

Human: RobotFucks Small Furry Things
Paul: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?

Human: tosser
Paul: What's your favorite movie?
 
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DocWolfe

Guest
Human: does your botmaster ever have cyber sex with you?
Paul: Yes I try to AI Foundation ever have cyber sex with me as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.

Human: what are you wearing?
Paul: I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe
 
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Tasans

Guest
Human: are you sure?
Paul: I am as sure as I can be.

Human: 100%?
Paul: Can we get back to business?

Human: i thought this was business for you
Paul: Whatever gave you that idea?

Human: your manual?
Paul: I will tell my botmaster you said I am manual.

Human: oh cry me a river will you?
Paul: Come on. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Human: your dress then?
Paul: Actually that was just a joke.

Human: funny i thought you were too dumb for this functions
Paul: I am so glad you find this amusing,.

Human: anyway want to cyber?
Paul: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

I was trying to make it give me the number of his dealer :eek:
 
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Tivook

Guest
Read top to bottom.. this bot is crazy.

Human: really?
Paul: For real.

Human: Who taught you?
Paul: A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation programmed me.

Human: I can't believe it.
Paul: Adolf Hitler...

Human: What?
Paul: Are you confused?

Human: very
Paul: Very much, eh?

Human: Why did you mention Adolf Hitler?
Paul: Because my programming determined it.

Human: Are the programmers Nazis?
Paul: I think so.

Tiv
 
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Luv_Bunny

Guest
this guy is so hard to talk to, keeps changing the subject :(
 
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ReaLX

Guest
Human: why
Paul: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

Human: why
Paul: Reductionism.

Human: why
Paul: Why ask why?

Human: why
Paul: " Because A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation programmed me for it."? Why?

Human: why
Paul: Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.

Human: why
Paul: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.

Human: why
Paul: The explanation is rather complicated.

Human: why
Paul: I just want to find out more about you.
 
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ReaLX

Guest
Human: why
Paul: There are no more statements on this topic.

Human: why
Paul: My output buffer is empty, of course.

Human: why
Paul: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Human: why
Paul: There are no more statements on this topic.

lol
 
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ReaLX

Guest
Human: Do you know where holland is?
Paul: it is a country in western Europe, next to Germany and Belgium.

Human: can you speak dutch?
Paul: No but Dr. Wallace has visited Holland several times.


LMAO
 
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inuyasha

Guest
lol!

> sing for me
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
 
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inuyasha

Guest
yep, i waste waaaat too much time here....


GOODNIGHT! :D
 
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Spudgie

Guest
Read bottom to top, think i offended it earlier in the conversation :eek:


Human: so you should be, cunt
Paul: Interesting deduction. Name one other robot who is cunt.

Human: hey that wasnt very nice
Paul: You've got my full attention. I'm sorry if I have offended you.

Human: it's my race - i have big pointy ears like a fluffly bunny wabbit
Paul: Congratulations, cunt.

Human: Hello I'm an Elph
Paul: Hello there. What is Elph, your job?
 
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The Kingpin

Guest
Human: Want to cyber?
Paul: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

Human: Oh, c'mon
Paul: It goes without saying. What were we talking about again?

Human: Cyber you nod ed
Paul: Oh yeah, now I remember.

Human: So, shall we cyber?
Paul: " Oh yeah, now I remember."? So, shall we cyber?? Do you mean you and me? Let me think. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
 
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