'Take me to Jexa'

[Murcalumis]

That's right! Bring me Jexa! Rar! I need the legs. No Midgardian shall be spared till the legs are brought to me! Rarrrrrrrrr! I neeeeeeeeed them!

This... rar.. started tonight. I was out in Odin's Gate with... rar... Cawen. Cawen.. vanquished. I killed those that attacked me (until Xanoo and his little grey buddies zerged me - bah). But it all started.. I got the urge.. rar!

http://www.vincible.netfirms.com/jexa0.jpg

But of course, they wouldn't would they?! Damn cheek! So I came back for some leg-filled revenge..

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And here I am, on the pad, freaking out half Albion. Actually, it looks like they're ignoring me.. I wonder why.. Rar!

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Firstly I ran around shouting a bit, then decided to ask the Lizard for the legs.. but he didn't reply. He died.

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And here I am, threatening! Mwahaha!

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But, as I ran, the realisation dawned upon me; Jexa was not in my realm. I suddenly stopped screaming manically and sobbed as I ran.. <sniffle>

http://www.vincible.netfirms.com/jexa5.ipg

And then an orange-eyed monster attacked me on the way. He wanted the legs for himself. But as you can see, he was a wuss, and I'm hard. So he died, and I got a rather spiffy bracer from him! I had a pressie for Jexa!

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I ran on, my feet starting to throb with the pain, but I kep going. And suddenly someone started waving at me. I thought it was Jexa at first, but it was just some ugly Kobold.. <sighs>

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Well, I did as where she was.. but all this little Kobold could do was dance.. so he died. I'm sorry to have to have had killed you, when you seemed quite friendly, but you wouldn't bring Jexa!

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And here I find some other ugly miss-fits, the ones I saw earlier that night when I asked for Jexa. Maybe they'd found her for me? No. They hadn't.

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One decided to chuck a hammer at me, so I thought it only fitting to fire my crossbow into their hearts.. Mwahaha! cr0zb0w r0x'

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Oh look, and here's me being nice and allowing the troll to ressurrect his little no-nothing friends.

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Then in comes Nilo and the Gank Squad! Rar! Good on you! You killed my little pets.. no chance to get Jexa out here now..

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And here we hear Nilo saying 'RUN!!!' when he sees some grey-eyed Midgardians, and also saying sarcastically 'Let's kill purples! ROFL OMG LAME! LOLOL'

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As I saw more Midgardians coming out, I thought they'd brought out Jexa.. but alas, I was brutally killed screaming 'Leggggggs' the whole time.


So; no Jexa this time. But rest assured, Midgard, I will not rest until the legs are brought before me, and I can blow kisses at them. Consider your frontier a 'Death Zone' till I get Jexa. <sobs>
(Miss wuu, Legs!)

 

[Murcalumis]

Oh, and if anyone is able to capture the legs in a big sack and bring her out to me, these killings will stop. Raaar!

 

[_tindel_]

hahah youre sick

I'm not bringing the legs to you!

 

[Murcalumis]

Sick?! What? I won't do anything anything nasty to Old Naley! I'm not Midgardian, you know? I don't do things like that! Pfft!

 

[old.Dorac]

Ick..!

You mad man! :uhoh:
How am I supposed to get some sleep now..? Laughing so hard falling of my char dammit..

Nice to see you in your new shining epic, Vinci.

 

[Murcalumis]

Nice to be in it, too.. would have like to show Nala it, too.. maybe my dress, too... <looks longfully toward Odin's>

 

[ImLestat]

Jexa? Legs? Damn, I've gotta go tell stor gothi Annark to stop smuggling those poisonous mushrooms from spindelhalla to Albion at every port... :/ Soon we will have an army standing outside the Yggdra gates shouting for Jexa and her legs, rar!

 

[Murcalumis]

No army; just me. Rar! Where are the legs?

 

[Solid]

I am "The Legs" Official Safeguarder and I say nay you sahll not see "The Legs"

She is mine I tell ya, all mine, mmmmm Pie

BTW FYI The Legs look better than ever Norse sexy chiccy indeedy

 

[Bodzilla]

I believe Danyan has someone else in mind for you Solid...

 

[Murcalumis]

Solid, know this; if you keep the legs from me, you shall die a horrible, horrible death... (maybe).

Give me the legs! Rar!

 

[Danya]

I met Jexa last night Vince, in Hadrian's Wall, she was very violent though and I had to use force to subdue her... She sure is sexy though.

Oh and Solid... Melgar said yes, congratulations!

 

[Murcalumis]

Why was I not informed?! Rar! This makes me mad! More killings, more death! Bring me the legs, the legs! Raaaaaaaaaaar!

 

[Solid]

hmm not had a chance to check out melgar's legs, they anywhere as good as Jexy?

 

[Murcalumis]

Stop going off topic or you shall die a horrible, horrible death.

I'll tell you what, anyone who can bring me Jexa or tell me where she is, will recieve a Pygmy Crossbow. Rar! Bring her to me for your crossbow. (Oh, and we all know how 'Crossbow r0x' don't we?)

 

[Danya]

Originally posted by Solid
hmm not had a chance to check out melgar's legs, they anywhere as good as Jexy?

Depends what you're into...

 

[Nala Lionne]

(Miss wuu, Legs!)

Awww bwess

Isn't he sweet.

.... but ... I'm quite happy over here with Tesla and Solid thankyouverymuch :> .. Not forgetting little Tindel!

 

[Murcalumis]

No, I'm not sweet, I'm a cold blooded killer till I can get legs.

 

[_tindel_]

<shakes her lil' head>

Whatever are we gonna do with this heartbroken man?

 

[Murcalumis]

Heartbroken? What gave you that idea? <sniffle>

 

[Solid]

Can I keeeeeeel him?

second thoughts I am a gimped thane, maybe not, hmm any Runemaster can come keeeeeel this vermin? Melgar?!!!

BTW Just for the record, unless Melgar has shapley silky smooth waxed pins like Jexa, I aint interested, not into the Hariy Gorilla scene (not anymore )

Tindelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll hows it goin?

 

[Murcalumis]

I'm pretty sure you could kill me.. you're a hammer persony aren't you? Remember, I am a shield gimp.

 

[_tindel_]

going damn nice now thanks Solid just getting my last levels and I'm totally game

And Vinsible isnt it enough you stole our relics, now you gotta steal TEH LEGS too? :|

 

[Murcalumis]

No, TEH LEGS give a realm-wide +300% to nicelegness.

 

[Nala Lionne]

Vinci come play with me on the PvP server when we get it.

I'm going to be a celt this time :>

 

[Murcalumis]

Ooh, sexeh.

 

[Danya]

Well I'll be a norse, fear!

 

[Nala Lionne]

Originally posted by Dannyn
Well I'll be a norse, fear!

Really? Decided on a class already?

Ooh, sexeh.

<blush>

 

[Danya]

Originally posted by Nala Lionne
Really? Decided on a class already?

Given I like to play speed classes... can't you guess?

 

[Murcalumis]

Troll Thane?