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Ezteq

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urgh; just sends me diving for the remote to change channel in sheer panic incase I accedentally subject myself to it. It makes me recoil in horror at how shallow people really are and makes my brain shout at me 'you are inferior!! Lose weight, gain height, tan your skin, bleach your hair, stick plastic to your fingertips and in your chest because if you don't no man will ever choose you, you must want to be chosen you worthless being!!!!'

...but that's just me.
 

Ezteq

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it makes me feel bad, dopey, angry, and sad...but not happy or sneezy.
 

Aoami

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i watch this sometimes with my gf and pretend all the time that i hate it, but i love it really
 

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The tragic thing is I used to look at some US shows and console myself thinking; silly Americans, at least the quality of our TV is a little above pond scum.

This, along with quite a few UK shows proves that it isn't. :(
 

russell

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It is a heinous program. The desperation that pours out of the TV is louder than the volume. It is bad and I usually love tack telly.
 

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Ch3tan

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It's a dating show, it's not meant to be high brow, just a bit of pointless fun.
 

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I love it when they have finished that date. 90% of the time the mans like "yeah I think she really fancies me" and the girls just; "no."
 

russell

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It's a dating show, it's not meant to be high brow, just a bit of pointless fun.
I know dude and I love pointless fun believe me(!) but this really is barrel scraping and vomit inducing and when you stumble upon it you end up thinking WHERE did they find these people??!!

Mind you some of the women are really attractive/glamour types -so I CAN understand you watching it for that.
 

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No, most of the women are utter dogs masquerading as glamourous types. That's part of the weird draw of the show. They think they're aces, but they're all desperate slags. It's amazing.
 

russell

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No, most of the women are utter dogs masquerading as glamourous types. That's part of the weird draw of the show. They think they're aces, but they're all desperate slags. It's amazing.

Most look ok to me, its when they talk it gets worrying.
 

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the funniest one is that welsh bird, who leaves her light on for everyone. She actually begged a guy a couple of weeks ago. Its pretty sad.
 

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The Irish girl on the far right (unless she got picked last night) went to uni with my mates, the guy who turned her down last week for the mental fitness instructor looked gutted afterwards :D
 

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The Irish girl on the far right (unless she got picked last night) went to uni with my mates, the guy who turned her down last week for the mental fitness instructor looked gutted afterwards :D

Aye he should have picked her, its his fault though. Dickhead :p
 

Ezteq

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The Irish girl on the far right (unless she got picked last night) went to uni with my mates, the guy who turned her down last week for the mental fitness instructor looked gutted afterwards :D

omg that was what I saw, it made me so sad!!
 

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lol @ the girl this week who forgot to turn her light off. hahahaahah.
 

leviathane

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that lucy bird is so desperate she'll keep her light on for everyone.
 

Everz

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Id shag most of em. That Katie girl who just went is drool worthy.
 

leviathane

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hahahaha fuck, whose gonna be left now that lucy n jo jo are gone?
 

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are rough as fuck, i love it how everyman pretty much turns em both off at same time.
 

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