t3h j0k3z0r thr34dz!

[XeffoInfil]

this isnt post farming hehe, post your FAVERITE JOKES!

I have a joke about butter, but actually nm cuz you might SPREAD it teehee ok dont worry better ones coming, just cant think of it right now...

we need to revive pry OT

 

[frogster]

Pfft...
Copycat

 

[old.Twonker]

When god created women
She had not 2 breasts but 3
But the middle boob got in the way
So god did surgery.
And women stood in front of god
With the middle boob in her hand
"What can we do with a useless boob?"
And god created man.

 

[Ardrias_Mid]

I like boobies.... :spin:

 

[painman]

mmmm boobies

 

['Shy]

Great thread tbh

 

[Serbitar]

well if we're going into sexist jokes....

What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a p*nis?
A woman


Whats the cleverest thing to come out of a woman's mouth
Einstein's C*ck

 

[Ardrias_Mid]

That's too low to be funny actually. And coming from me, you should trust that it's true.

 

[XeffoInfil]

i cant think of anything else funneh

 

[old.Twonker]

Originally posted by XeffoInfil
i cant think of anything else funneh

what do you mean anything else?

 

[Aoln]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[leviathane]

why

 

[frogster]

If people just asked the fucking chicken we wouldnt have to speculate would we?

For the good of man kind ask him, so we can know once and for all :l

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Originally posted by frogster


For the good of man kind ask him, so we can know once and for all :l

Ask her , chickens are female.

 

[frogster]

Sexist!!!

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Ignorant.

 

[frogster]

Smelly!!

 

[XeffoInfil]

what? all chickens are female?

 

[maxgirth]

Originally posted by XeffoInfil
what? all chickens are female?

Aye, it`s a cock thing .

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Originally posted by maxgirth
Aye, it`s a cock thing .

Litterally

 

[pez]

isn't chicken a collective term for the species and the female/male versions are infact Hen/Cockral?

 

[wildsorcerer]

What was Sadam husians first words after he was found in his underground box ........





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Did i beat David Blane ? !!!

 

[old.Twonker]

Its official!

after saddam was captured, osama bin liner was named the worlds official hide & seek champion!




bah its to early to be funny

 

[hrodelbert]

wow this thread almost made me slit my wrists, keep trying lads :great:

 

[Bigade]

why is santa claus such a good pimp?

cos he likes to ho ho ho

got that one from a cracker \o/

 

[Conchabar]

Is this supposed to be a joke thread???!?!?! cause i aint laughed once : <<