T.L.S.I.T.W.O.T.W. (B.S.) volume 2!

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Testin da Cable

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...which is a little known organ located in the region of the...
 
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Stazbumpa

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... inner ear...


(lo u lot btw, I'm still on the fooking boat)
 
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DAN200

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...which, in all probability, caused great pain when "rammed" and "tasted". In the end, they decided to use different body parts for their video, these were....

(Here we go again)
 
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Sir Frizz

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...and those things located right above the kneecaps known as...
 
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Summo

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... or 'pods' according to Websters Medical Dictionary. The pr0n video wasn't going well, however. The production team decided to call on the help of famed Hollywood director, ...
 
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Testin da Cable

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...while suddenly for some strange reason the unmistakable sound of someone hitting his head with a dictionary echoed across the internet...
 
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Sir Frizz

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...and was heard by people all the way over in Japan, the japs didnt understand what this noise was so they declared war on a small country known as...
 
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DAN200

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...24 men, 18 women, 4 children a dog and 469000 constatly m00ing cows...
 
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Sir Frizz

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...which turned the population insane and is why they did not care about being at war so Japan decided to nuke em, meanwhile a retaliatory strike was being decided by the UN for unfair play...
 
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DAN200

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...which, due to a clerical error, was targetted for the small welsch village of japon...

(yay, 2000th post in this thread)
 
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...which had 346 pubs, two for every inhabitant. The locals were rather pissed off with japan for targeting their village and...
 
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Summo

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... hire a London civil servant to write a very stern letter to the Head of the UN, which read as follows:

"Dear UN

Now look here.

We're really not happy. Not happy at all.

We are but a small village boasting some of the most spectacular grey-hued scenery in Wales. We pride ourselves on the quality and tranquility of our 345 public houses (one was removed to install a much-needed rolling, anonymous field) and our excellent expanses of dry stone wall.

We are disappointed to be at war with the world's largest military force and Kenny (the only citizen of the vilage to be aged between 18 and 40) is a little upset to find himself the only active soldier we have. McClachlan at The Crow claims to be a Colonel, but he also claims to be a duck, Marilyn Monroe and the third stanza of Mozart's Piano Concerto Number Six, so you'll excuse us for discounting his enthusiastic involvement.

We would appreciate an end to these hostilities forthwith post-haste and trust a reasonable, peaceful conclusion can be reached.

Yours, on behalf of the citizens of Japon,

Sir Cecil Montgomery Crap-Hide."
 
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DAN200

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...posting it instead to...

(LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL SomeGuy!!!!!! :) :) :) )
 
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Wij

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...a chinese Emporer in the 16th Century who decided he'd quite like to have a go at the Japanese and made haste to attack. But due to a slight cock-up he also ended up at Japon. As he arrived he was startled by a small sheep...
 
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...wrangler eating a bag of skittles, being from the 16th century, the emporer had never heard of skittles and so decided to...
 
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