T.L.S.I.T.W.O.T.W. (B.S.) volume 2!

[Sir Frizz]

...anyway...

 

[Stazbumpa]

...people were confused...

 

[Sir Frizz]

...cos the story kept on changing and there were odd little yellow men being posted BUT it was all in the name of fun so DAN200 decided to...

 

[echo]

tell the world a few random facts...

1)rats can't burp.

2)....

 

[Nibbler]

... ...

 

[Sir Frizz]

...!...

 

[echo]

......

 

[DAN200]

2) Smilies are usesless ...

 

[DAN200]

3) Joe75 is a spammer, not me.

 

[Sir Frizz]

4)this thread is turning miserable

 

[DAN200]

5) The meaning of life is to end it violently, or, failing that, become a computer geek and never be seen outside again.

(You said it was miserable)

 

[Sir Frizz]

actually i quote "TURNING miserable"

DAN200=smartass

...as the story goes, the people of the barrysworld forums decided to carry on the story so...

 

[echo]

..in an effort to liven up the thread, the frizz was forced to...

 

[DAN200]

...make his avatar dance in the nude...

 

[echo]

..but that is clearly impossible since he didn't make it, so instead he was forced to...

 

[Sir Frizz]

...but he couldn't be arsed to change it so he left it, however in making up for this, DAN 200 decided to make his avatar guy cross dress to look like...

 

[echo]

..elizabeth hurley...

(i posted before u up there )

 

[DAN200]

...wearing a Black Mesa Science team uniform...

(Right.....)

 

[echo]

..no, wearing a low cut red dress, actually .....

 

[DAN200]

...which, as a matter of fact, was stricktly againt the BMRF dress code...

 

[~Lazarus~]

She was therefore told to immediately remove said article of clothing. She immediately ..

 

[Testin da Cable]

...went off to the moon palace where the kind god TdC lived with his beer fountain and large hareem. "Please Sir," she said, "may I join the blessed hundreds of maidens in your hareem?". "Sure thing babe," said TdC, " but first you really, really have to get rid of those...

 

[~Lazarus~]

drooling idiots who are following you about.

She turned and told DAN200 and the Frizz to "PISS OFF".

Looking lovingly at Lazarus, she begged him to stay with her.

Lazarus, vowed to stay as she had already vowed to love no other

TDC ..

 

[Nibbler]

...summoned Davemech (II) to destroy Lazarus, but...

 

[DAN200]

...unfortunately...

 

[Dudda]

..on the way he saw DAN200 and frizz laying dead on the floor wirth thier heads chopped off and...

 

[Testin da Cable]

...asked TdC :"surely you could have drawn and quarterd them instead?" "oh, well duh" said deity-TdC, "didn't think of that soz m8eh." Turning to Lazarus, who had been promoted from love-slave to...

 

[Nibbler]

...helper monkey, the re-named TdC asked...

 

[Sir Frizz]

...GOD to use his magical powers to reincarnate the-frizz as an all mighty being to help tdc to control the davemech as he could tell something was terribly wrong...

 

[Summo]

..."God will get back to you," came the reply. "Dammit!" shouted The Frizz, "bloody red tape!". He decided to...